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Author Topic: Blockedlance - No More Stops Until Ragnarok!  (Read 433176 times)

MrGimp

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Re: Blockedlance - The Next Generation
« Reply #1680 on: March 13, 2010, 11:28:07 am »

Holy shit skull arena? Also could you train Freeden to be a swordsdwarf?

You wont be grown up till the mid 260s, but sure.  When the time comes, you can be our first Armok worshiping military dwarf.
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Re: Blockedlance - The Next Generation
« Reply #1681 on: March 13, 2010, 11:42:18 am »

Chapter #14 - Fifty Years of Love

Spring 253



Well, Spring greets us with yet another child from Jewelettarette.  This has grown commonplace as she gives birth once or twice a year and has been for over a decade.  Her eldest son Airag will soon reach the age of manhood.  He's already a legendary woodcrafter from making that stupid artifact ring, so no purple title for him unfortunately. 

253 is an important year, as it marks the 50th anniversary of the releasing of demons from Blockedlance.  Yes, fifty years ago this coming fall, Blockedlance was destroyed by the hordes of demons once imprisoned underneath the mountain.  Now the dwarves themselves are imprisoned within the mountain, held tight by Urist and her God Armok.  In honor of this momentous anniversary, the Queen has ordered a large engraving project of the pyramid floor.  Before spring is out, the Stonecutters have finished their skull mural...



This skull will mark the entrance into the depths of the adventure mode portion of the fortress.  This is likely to be all I show you of the coming adventure mode fun, so you better enjoy it and shit your pants in anticipation!   :D

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Re: Blockedlance - The Next Generation
« Reply #1682 on: March 13, 2010, 01:47:57 pm »

Oh my gosh. That is one awesome skull.
I, er, lost control a little.
Hopefully I won't miss anything while I go out and get some new pants.

But in all seriousness, that skull is really epic. I love the way how you accentuated the eyes with ramps. Could I maybe get on grinding masterwork wooden spikes to line the place with and skewer any unfortunate adventurers? Maybe make some sort of defensive fallback room where you go in and pull the lever, and spikes kill the seven 800-kill GCS's that are after you?
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Re: Blockedlance - The Next Generation
« Reply #1683 on: March 13, 2010, 02:28:10 pm »

I'm already a legendary stonecrafter? I AM EXCITE.
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Re: Blockedlance - The Next Generation
« Reply #1684 on: March 14, 2010, 03:12:19 am »

diray , sometime , somewhere :

i don't care if i die or not , but i am going on this rampage , i found out the use of the trinket that others presumed useless , its a revival watch , should i die , the watch will bring me back to live whenever i choose , but it doesn't heal injuries well , but it will recover all lost body parts too
i feel indestructable , even if the watch takes some time to recharge
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« Reply #1685 on: March 14, 2010, 02:30:30 pm »

diray , sometime , somewhere :

i don't care if i die or not , but i am going on this rampage , i found out the use of the trinket that others presumed useless , its a revival watch , should i die , the watch will bring me back to live whenever i choose , but it doesn't heal injuries well , but it will recover all lost body parts too
i feel indestructable , even if the watch takes some time to recharge


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Re: Blockedlance - The Next Generation
« Reply #1686 on: March 14, 2010, 03:11:04 pm »

diray , sometime , somewhere :

i don't care if i die or not , but i am going on this rampage , i found out the use of the trinket that others presumed useless , its a revival watch , should i die , the watch will bring me back to live whenever i choose , but it doesn't heal injuries well , but it will recover all lost body parts too
i feel indestructable , even if the watch takes some time to recharge


Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

Fail.
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Re: Blockedlance - The Next Generation
« Reply #1687 on: March 14, 2010, 04:53:19 pm »

MrGimp, can you pit me and ZeSpy against each other in the arena?

And can I be unarmed, and him with a copper hammer?
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Re: Blockedlance - The Next Generation
« Reply #1688 on: March 14, 2010, 09:42:39 pm »

real men don't duel with hammers

also , i r bored
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Re: Blockedlance - The Next Generation
« Reply #1689 on: March 15, 2010, 07:27:58 am »

Nobody cares, go to


http://chatroulette.com/
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Re: Blockedlance - The Next Generation
« Reply #1690 on: March 16, 2010, 04:10:22 am »

nah , that "Bored" sentence means that i said that diary crap out of boredom , rightmate?

also , how far are you aready in the game?
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Re: Blockedlance - The Next Generation
« Reply #1691 on: March 16, 2010, 06:15:05 pm »

Find me a half crazy Dwarf who is secluded from society! And name him Pink!

(Easiest task EVER in this place)
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Re: Blockedlance - The Next Generation
« Reply #1692 on: March 17, 2010, 07:54:02 pm »

no really , someone asked for a random dwarf , and that is pretty much easier then having to find a certain dwarf
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Re: Blockedlance - The Next Generation
« Reply #1693 on: March 18, 2010, 01:02:53 pm »

MrGimp, can you pit me and ZeSpy against each other in the arena?

And can I be unarmed, and him with a copper hammer?

I had something sorta similar in mind....but it may not be the arena.  And both of you guys will be fully armed and armored.
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Re: Blockedlance - The Next Generation
« Reply #1694 on: March 18, 2010, 01:03:37 pm »

Find me a half crazy Dwarf who is secluded from society! And name him Pink!

(Easiest task EVER in this place)

Sure I can add you.

Didn't you already have a dwarf though?  Or did he die?
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