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Author Topic: BREAKING NEWS: DWARF FORTRESS HELPS YOU EMBRACE THE IMMORAL  (Read 3482 times)

BradB

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: DWARF FORTRESS HELPS YOU IMBRACE THE IMMORAL
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2008, 10:48:44 am »
Yes, The Loli Catgirls.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: DWARF FORTRESS HELPS YOU IMBRACE THE IMMORAL
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2008, 10:53:12 am »
loli catgirls? eewwww, thats nearly elven!

 i prefer my shôta stone golems :>
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: DWARF FORTRESS HELPS YOU IMBRACE THE IMMORAL
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2008, 10:56:27 am »
Quote from: Rhenaya on November 29, 2008, 10:53:12 am
loli catgirls? eewwww, thats nearly elven!

 i prefer my shôta stone golems :>

WUT! Shota? I'm not into that, sorry.

Hey look at this yuri elven schoolgirls!
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: DWARF FORTRESS HELPS YOU IMBRACE THE IMMORAL
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2008, 11:07:58 am »

 A vile force of darkness has arrived!
 Damn goblins have invaded this thread. Back, ye deviant horrors!

 And I never note this stuff! I'm just a normal, adverage everyday American Fortress Spirit of Everything.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: DWARF FORTRESS HELPS YOU IMBRACE THE IMMORAL
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2008, 05:13:16 pm »
You know, we could always drill the shit out of those girls, with our enormous corkscrews. Right pals? ;););) winky winky wink
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: DWARF FORTRESS HELPS YOU IMBRACE THE IMMORAL
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2008, 05:45:47 pm »
And large spiked metal balls, don't forget those. :)
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: DWARF FORTRESS HELPS YOU IMBRACE THE IMMORAL
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2008, 05:52:57 pm »
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen on November 29, 2008, 05:45:47 pm
And large spiked metal balls, don't forget those. :)

I see great potential in you.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: DWARF FORTRESS HELPS YOU IMBRACE THE IMMORAL
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2008, 06:13:57 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on November 29, 2008, 11:07:58 am

 A vile force of darkness has arrived!
 Damn goblins have invaded this thread. Back, ye deviant horrors!

 And I never note this stuff! I'm just a normal, adverage everyday American Fortress Spirit of Everything.

Immoral... You don't see the title?

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Quote from: Mikko on November 29, 2008, 05:13:16 pm
You know, we could always drill the shit out of those girls, with our enormous corkscrews. Right pals? ;););) winky winky wink

Sir, sorry if mine if not that ENORMOUS. How about changing that with rods?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: DWARF FORTRESS HELPS YOU IMBRACE THE IMMORAL
« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2008, 06:16:18 pm »
Quote from: IndonesiaWarMinister on November 29, 2008, 06:13:57 pm
Sir, sorry if mine if not that ENORMOUS. How about changing that with rods?

Nay, we need something more Dwarfy. Maybe plug a mule on the tip?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: DWARF FORTRESS HELPS YOU IMBRACE THE IMMORAL
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2008, 06:21:44 pm »
Quote from: Mikko on November 29, 2008, 06:16:18 pm
Quote from: IndonesiaWarMinister on November 29, 2008, 06:13:57 pm
Sir, sorry if mine if not that ENORMOUS. How about changing that with rods?

Nay, we need something more Dwarfy. Maybe plug a mule on the tip?

Sir, I'm no dwarf. I'm just bearded easternshort human. That's why I just stick with rods, thankyou.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: DWARF FORTRESS HELPS YOU IMBRACE THE IMMORAL
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2008, 06:27:44 pm »
Quote from: IndonesiaWarMinister on November 29, 2008, 06:21:44 pm
Sir, I'm no dwarf. I'm just bearded easternshort human. That's why I just stick with rods, thankyou.

HOLY SHIT ITZ A SPY
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: DWARF FORTRESS HELPS YOU IMBRACE THE IMMORAL
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2008, 06:31:39 pm »
Quote from: Mikko on November 29, 2008, 06:27:44 pm
Quote from: IndonesiaWarMinister on November 29, 2008, 06:21:44 pm
Sir, I'm no dwarf. I'm just bearded easternshort human. That's why I just stick with rods, thankyou.

HOLY SHIT ITZ A SPY

OH NO I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT

Sorry little dwarves I'm going back to me plane

Here, read the yuri doujin.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: DWARF FORTRESS HELPS YOU IMBRACE THE IMMORAL
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2008, 06:37:18 pm »
FURTHER PROOF OF SHENANIGANS!! DWARVES CANNOT READ. THEY COMMUNICATE VIA SPORES AND ENGRAVINGS. TALKING, BREEDER SPORES. WITH ENORMOUS CORKSCREWS.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: DWARF FORTRESS HELPS YOU IMBRACE THE IMMORAL
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2008, 06:41:23 pm »
Quote from: Mikko on November 29, 2008, 05:52:57 pm
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen on November 29, 2008, 05:45:47 pm
And large spiked metal balls, don't forget those. :)

I see great potential in you.
How will you drill anything with spiked balls, well I guess if the spikes were spiraled or something.

But still it would be very awkward.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: DWARF FORTRESS HELPS YOU EMBRACE THE IMMORAL
« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2008, 06:53:42 pm »
Quote from: BradB on November 29, 2008, 10:15:12 am
Dude... "Embrace"  :P

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It, uh, is spelled Embrace
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