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[Jackrabbit]

Just a friendly warning to anyone in the audotorium or arena. get the hell out. I'm gonna collapse the roof, which will undoubtedly kill everyone in the area and block off the arena but there shouldn't be enough roof to block the audotorium. (is this right pinguin?)

I'll give you one turn to get out, then its (hopefully) going down. As for now, I practise hydrokenetics.

Also, I think you should have a seperate area for my ring? It may help you remember.

Shouldn't you hold on a second?  Why collapse it?  All the gobbos in that place are finding themselves cut to pieces, and a bunch of our guys (and myself) are either in the place or heading into the place. 

your quite right, I'll collapse it at your discrestion. Its just a quicker way of dealing with the enemys. If people want me to collapse it I will, otherwise, I won't.

[Wooty]

What would be better is (next level maybe since this one looks almost over) to try and collapse/punch holes in the walls to make travelling around the sub areas easier. But that's only really been an issue for this level, the next level might be something simple again like an arena or forest or graveyard.

[Golgath]

your quite right, I'll collapse it at your discrestion. Its just a quicker way of dealing with the enemys. If people want me to collapse it I will, otherwise, I won't.

On the (dangerous) assumption you weren't being sarcastic, I appreciate you not arranging for the ceiling to drop on my head.   

[Jackrabbit]

Take comfort in the fact I was serious.

[penguinofhonor]

Oh shoot Chaoticag should be alive. But damaged enough that another damage roll of 2 will probably kill him (healing is recommended). I'll fix that.

[chaoticag]

That's good to hear.

[penguinofhonor]

You've just got a pair of broken legs now. But you have two healers and a healing potion to aid your recovery, so the odds are that you'll recover.

[Golgath]

You've just got a pair of broken legs now. But you have two healers and a healing potion to aid your recovery, so the odds are that you'll recover.

Erm.  I guess I'll switch my action to healing, then, rather then resurrection.  That's a relief, I'm less likely to lose us a player with a bad roll.

[penguinofhonor]

Nobody wants omegaalpha's character? Not even Christes?

Also, Wooty, I'll make you an offer since I've realized something about how you play your character and how I've been handling your skills. I'll let you exchange one level of your healing powers, equivalent to 5 experience, and put that experience into a surgeon skill, which is less powerful but far more versatile. I'm offering this because things like the lobotomy should probably have gone into this.

Also, all 3's for attacks will succeed with -1 damage from now on, as a rule. Just because I've been doing that for about every single one.

Turn 24

FINISH HIM!! (the goblin CEO, of course).

Then, as my free action, take that jacket.

2+1. You attack the CEO, but have trouble getting to him around Jackrabbit, (dodge=2-3, damage=5-1+1) hitting him but not harming him at all.

I travel to the fight whit the goblin CEO, and possibly decrease the density of his spine.

1+1. You run into the arena but don't manage to cast your spell, as you spend time examining the surroundings.

I use my actions to go straight to the secret passage.
That is if I can't go further,if I can,then straight to the arena!

5. You run into the meeting room and then dash to the arena with surprising speed for someone wearing armor.

I guess I'll switch my action to healing, then, rather then resurrection.

Since he's not actually dead now you'll heal him.

Even though he's dead, I heal Chaoticag. If he's going to be healed if he's ressurected, I do it for the practice.

I pick up and drink the healing potion if wounded.

Golgath: 1
Wooty: 3+2=5
Chaoticag: 6+1=6
Golgath sees chaoticag in danger, and runs towards him. This catches Goblin Elite Lawyer A's attention, (dodge=5) but Golgath steps back from the goblin and scares it as his chameleon skin turns into stone to adapt to the surroundings (-1 movement, +1 defense).
Wooty and Chaoticag take advantage of the fact that all enemies in the room are distracted and get healing. Chaoticag picks up and drinks the strong healing potion while Wooty works on healing him. Together, chaoticag is easily healed completely.

I'll clear the room of enemies around chaoticag, so that the healers won't be interupted.

5+1. You slam Goblin Elite Lawyer A into the ground (damage=2+1), breaking his arm. You feel heavier, then realize that you've increased the gravity of the entire room temporarily (-1 dodge and movement for everyone until the end of next turn).
Your gravity manipulation powers increase (optional -1 to sixes without a base roll of six).

1. I make my way to the arena

5. You quickly run to the arena.

I run into the arena through the secret path and attack the Goblin CEO or any other goblin if he is dead with my sword.

4+1. You run into the arena and run at the goblin, swinging your sword (dodge=5-4, damage=2-1) and cutting his head off. Jetman rises from the goblin's body, and with a golden flash Ongongngukak appears on the goblin's chest, perfectly folded and glittering in the light. Everyone in the room looks around, wondering who gets the artifact.

As for now, I practise hydrokenetics.

2+1. You gain a little hydrokinesis experience, increasing your hydrokinesis powers.
Your ring turns blue, giving you a little more hydrokinesis experience.

I run back into the room I was in and quaff the potion I left there. Btw, I threw two of my pens away.

1+1. You search but can't figure out where you put the potion. You look at the stairway to the next level and see that it's still sealed magically.
3. You don't mutate.

While keeping the goblin CEO pinned, I attempt to strangle him into unconciousness.

You decide to attack Goblin Elite Lawyer A since the CEO is dead.
3. You are weakened by the increased gravity but still manage to attack him (dodge=1-2, damage=2+1-1) beating him on the chest and breaking a few of his ribs (three broken ribs, -1 defense).

Alright, I guess I'll try to improve cyx's body, faster, stronger, better, ect.

I help Mulch with my own necromantic skill.

Mulch: 5+1=6
Cyx: 2
Cyx can't help much, but Mulch has enough power anyway. He uses his necromancy to affect all the bone shards left from his big attack and bonds them to Cyx, dancing an eccentric-looking dance on top of Cyx as the bones dramatically spin around him and fuse to various parts of his body. They cover his limbs like armor and fuse to his hands and feet, forming sharp claws (+1 defense against slash and gore, +1 to unarmed attack rolls, unarmed attacks deal slash/pierce damage, cannot wield weapons).

Goblin Elite Lawyer B's heavy bleeding roll:
4. He survives for now.

The mimic decides to change targets and attack the younger monk.
3. The young monk is more agile than the large box-thing, but it manages to get a bite at him anyway, (dodge=3, damage=2-2+1) tearing his arm off (missing arm, heavy bleeding, -1 thought from pain).

The head monk attacks the mimic, angered by his apprentice's injury.
4. He swings his staff angrily (dodge=1-1, damage=6-2+1) hitting the mimic but doing no magic. He looks at Mulch and Cyx as if asking for help.

Status

Spoiler: This is pretty long (click to show/hide)

Players
Wooty
On the third floor, in the arena. Wearing a white toga. Wielding a makeshift metal dagger. Wearing a leaf-umbrella-hat. Has super strong healing powers (2/6). A dabbling weaponsmith. Lightly burned.
Sean Mirrsen
On the third floor, in the meeting room. Wearing the remnants of a color-changing toga. Holding three alchemize-to-water pens. A dabbling bowyer. Has strong alchemical powers (3/4). Has enchanting powers. Turning into various materials. Sparkly crystal eyes, extra sparkly crystal eyes, iron bones, launchable iron limb spikes, joints of water, extra joints of water, gold-enhanced skin, gold clawed hand, nerves of steel, metal-plated feet, large aluminum butterfly wings. Moderate brain damage.
Devath
On the third floor, in the arena. Wearing a dark red toga. Is a dabbling wrestler, specializing in fast strikes. Has pyrokinetic powers (2/3). Has very strong thermokinetic powers.
Poltifar
On the third floor, in the arena. Wearing a white toga. Wielding a light iron sword. Has very strong alchemical powers (4/5). Is a skilled swordsman (1/4).
SHAD0Wdump
On the third floor, in the arena. Wearing metal-plated insulating computer armor. Six-inch long toes, two hearts, lobotomized. Has very strong electricity manipulation powers (1/5). Has strong self-teleportation powers (3/4).
Jetman123
On the third floor, in the arena. Wearing a bright red toga. Is a wrestler (1/3), specialized in hand-to-hand combat. Light brain damage. Holding down the goblin CEO.
Cyx
On the third floor, in the auditorium. Wearing the Fortuna Aurea. Has weak mimicking powers. Has weak necromantic powers. Is a zombie elephant armadillo centaur, bone claws and armor. Somewhat compelled to follow Mulch. Has died once.
Golgath
On the third floor, in the arena. Wearing an orange toga. Wielding a titanium alchemy staff. Transforming chameleon skin, currently stone. Has resurrection powers (2/3). Has healing powers (2/3). A dabbling staff-user.
qwertyuiopas
On the third floor, in the arena. Wearing a blue toga. Has super strong gravity manipulation powers. Has plant manipulation powers.
Chaoticag
On the third floor, in the arena. Wearing a torn white toga. Wielding a flail. A skilled maceman (1/3).
Frelock
On the third floor, in arena. Softwood sword. Wearing a navy blue toga. Holding a strong healing potion. Yoga master. Has weak healing powers. Three legs. An adept swordsman (1/4).
Jackrabbit
On the third floor, in the auditorium. Completely covered in dark purple bandages. Wielding a small mace. Elemental wizard. Has strong earth manipulation powers (3/4). Has weak pyrokinetic powers. Has hydrokinetic powers (1/3). Four arms. Wearing Vibgyor.
Mulch Diggums
On the third floor, in the auditorium. Wearing an orange toga. Wearing a zombie top hat. Wielding a weak necromancy staff.Has sneaking abilities. Has incredibly strong necromantic powers (4/7). Has weak enchanting powers (1/2). Is a lich. Riding Cyx.
omegaalpha
On the third floor, in the computer room. Wearing a heavy titanium cuirass and heavy titanium greaves. Has super strong healing powers (4/6). A skilled armorer (1/4).
Armok
On the third floor, in the arena. Wielding an closed umbrella. Wearing a black, red laced toga. Has strong density manipulation powers (3/4). Broken arm. Broken leg. Medium bleeding.
Allies
Head Monk
On the third floor, in the meeting room. Wearing white robes. Wielding a quarterstaff. Has died once.
Apprentice Monk
On the third floor, in the meeting room. Wearing a white tunic. Wielding two daggers. Wearing a small backpack. Listening to Armok. Missing an arm.
Poltifar's Giant Bat
Natural stats. On the third floor, in the meeting room. Loyally following Poltifar. Lightly burned.
Mulch's Zombie Goblin
Zombified. On the third floor, in the meeting room. Mindlessly following Mulch.
Neutral
None
Enemies
Elite Goblin Lawyer A
On the third floor, in the arena. Wearing iron chainmail. Wielding an iron warhammer. Two broken arms.
Elite Goblin Lawyer B
On the third floor, in the arena. Wearing iron platemail and holding an iron tower shield. Wielding an iron flail. Both legs chopped off. Very heavy bleeding. Intense pain.
Giant Mimic
Natural stats. On the third floor, in the auditorium.

Artifacts

Spoiler: Fortuna Aurea (click to show/hide)

He opens the box and pulls out a golden amulet, shaped like a horseshoe magnet. One end of the magnet shines brightly and the other end seems to emanate darkness. "Give it to your luckiest person. This amulet will make their good luck better and their bad luck worse. It is called Fortuna Aurea."
In this form, it gives the wearer +1 to all rolls with a final roll of 4 or 5 and a -1 to all rolls with a final roll of 2 or 3.
You stare at the amulet, meditating over its powers for a bit. You figure out that by sheer force of will, you can get the amulet to transform into the shape of a + instead of a horseshoe, and in this form it has an entirely different set of powers, healing you on positive rolls and hurting you on negative rolls.
You focus on the amulet again and find that its new form is pretty much the opposite of its original magnet form. The amulet's form is a boring square shape that gives you +1 to rolls with a final roll of 1 or 2 and -1 to rolls with a final roll of 5 or 6.
Changing its form is a free action.

Spoiler: Vibgyor (click to show/hide)

You put on the ring with such determination due to your previous failures that you learn its powers. The ring, called Vibgyor (a very creative name, I assure you), temporarily gives you a power every turn, and gives you a general +1 to using magic. If you already permanently have the power it gives you then you permanently get a bit of experience. The ring changes after every one of your rolls.

Spoiler: Ongongngukak (click to show/hide)

Currently sitting on top of the CEO, in the Arena. Has unknown powers.

Locations
The First Floor: A lavishly decorated temple to the god Ecid. Monks are walking around busily. The monks are suspicious of you, so all characters on this floor get -1 to stealing.
The Second Floor: A dense jungle filled with many slightly hostile plants and animals. There is a small stone temple somewhere among the trees. The stairway to the next level has been revealed in a tall tree.
The Third Floor: What appears to be an office building, filled with all sorts of office stuff including computers, but there is no sign of electricity except the eerie fluorescent lights.

Spoiler: sub-areas (click to show/hide)

The Meeting Room: An open room with many chairs, several desks, and a couple computers. Contains the stairs down, and the (magically blocked) stairs up, and the entrances to the computer room, the break room, and hallway A.
The Computer Room: A room filled with unplugged and unpowered computers and desks. There is a note in goblinese on the wall, but you can't read it. Contains a door to the meeting room and another to Hallway B.
The Break Room: Has a minifridge and a coffee machine, as well as a few tables. Has doors to the meeting room and the CEO office. Burned by an explosion.
The Artifact Room: Contains pictures of various important goblins, and used to contain a slumbering mimic, though it has been awakened. Joined to the auditorium by a gaping hole in the wall.
The Auditorium: Can contain almost a hundred individuals, with a place for a speaker to stand and give speeches. Has doors to Hallway A and the Secret Path, and is connected to the Artifact Room by a gaping hole in the wall.
The CEO Office: Incredibly fancy. Connected by a small staircase to the break room.
Secret Path: Three doors connected by a dark, Y-shaped hallway. One of the doors leads to the Auditorium.
The Arena: A big, indoor arena used to determine who gets promoted. Has a door to the Secret Path and a closed door.
Hallway A: Long and featureless. Contains entrances to the meeting rooms and the bathrooms.
Hallway B: Long and featureless. Connects the computer room to an unknown room.
The Bathrooms: Ordinary and boring bathrooms. Connected to hallway A.

[Frelock]

Darn it!  Note to self: get better sword.

Well, I'll put my name in for the artifact (free action), and spend the turn trying to understand its powers.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Alright, no big deal I guess. I fly to the arena.

[qwertyuiopas]

CRUSH THE MIMIC!!!111one111eleven11!!1!‼!!‼‼‼!!!!!‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼!!!!!!!!!!!!!‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼

Also, forgot to update:

Spoiler: Ongongngukak (click to show/hide)
Currently being worn by the Goblin CEO. Has unknown powers.

[Mulch Diggums]

"Cyx! Kill that damned mimic thing" I tell him, I also continue trying to improve him using my special brand of magic. With my free action spell thingy.. I guess I'll practice enchanting with it, if I cant, I'll charge my hat with my magic.

[Wooty]

If you mean just generic 'Surgery' skill, then sure, surgery sounds more like what I'm doing with my character than healing powers.  If you mean a specific type of surgery, then I pick Brain Surgery as we've been needing some of that done and still have two people with brain damage.

For my action, I heal the young monk (you forgot to update his status by the way). You people need to stop being injured so I can make myself a new dagger 

If Lawyer A somehow dies this turn, I take his armor as a free action.

[Golgath]

I'll also help and heal the young monk..

Glad no one was relying on that roll to be resurrected.

EDIT: Actually, I just realized we've been leaving Armok lying there with broken limbs.  I'll change my action to healing him, heh.