YAR! I BE ON A ROLL!
As a further act of insanity, I form myself (that is, the Earth) into this:
Ears included, rest of body not necessary.
3. You push up a couple mountain ranges on either side of you, but nothing much happens. I guess you can gain the creepy eyes.
I attempt to create a line of burning trees between us and the elven army.
5. You climb a flaming tree and light a line of trees on fire off in the distance. The Elven Army will be delayed for a turn. Most of the trees are too far away to count for the forest fire count, but you catch another tree on fire nearby for him.
I try to possess Akroma.
6. You dive into Akroma's body, and with a flash of ethereal energy, you appear as a clone of Akroma. You are now an elf golem. Yes, you and Akroma can sap each other's elfness.
I begin preparing my atack. I form my elf-hand into a cannon that is made of elf, and form jetman123 into a cannonball that is made of elf.
4. You make your arm into a cannon that can launch elves. You can gain +1 to attacking anything larger than a human (golems count) at the expense of losing 1 elf per shot. You and Jetman each have five elves.
Oh well,I attempt to speed my reflexes via the use of electricity.(electrical impulses)
4. You make electricity flow through your body, and gain agility. +1 to dodge attacks that start combat, which means when you haven't been attacked in the last two turns.
That pretty much means that you get a bonus to dodge in the first turn in a fight. After that, you're on your own. You can't expect much from a four, right?
i contemplate being older than i have ever been and once i have finished i realise im even older. (hopefully this gives me awesome 1337 p0w3rs)
2. You think about getting old, but you don't like the idea of being an old guy, so you stop.
I set Sean on fire.
You horrible person. You're not going to kill the earth unless you get a six.
4+1=5. You leap up in the air and explode into many huge fireballs, hitting the forest in a ton of places. The entire forest starts burning, but you realize that you used up all your power in that and you're just a ghost again. There are like 100 trees burning now. Everyone is going to start suffering constant fire damage soon.
Oh, Sir Edmund, you have a weakness to fire.
For now, I take a good ghost-nap to be ready for the next turn.
3. You fall ghost-asleep. You get no bonus.
Elf I tries to kill himself to avoid being absorbed by elf golems, who need living elves.
3. He gets really sad and suicidal (+1 to killing himself).
The elven army will be here in two turns.
Status:
Jetman123: An elf golem (+1 to attacking elves, -1 to attacking animals).
Sir Edmund: Naked. Wielding a conservative whip of torture (+1 to attacking liberals). A plant-man (healing, no blood or broken bones, healing in sunlight, grows vines in sunlight, slightly painful vines).
Wooty: A ghost. Has weak matter manipulation. Holding a small wooden dagger.
Immortal: Naked. Wearing a suit of bark armor (+1 to block against blunt attacks).Wielding a small pick (+1 to digging). Has weak matter manipulation. In the leaf shelter (+1 to hiding).
SHAD0Wdump: Naked. Slightly transparent, in the leaf shelter (+2 to hiding).
Broken leg (-1 movement). Weak control over electricity. Slightly agile (+1 to dodge attacks that start combat).
Poltifar: Is a spiky flaming adamantine golem (damages on successful blocks). Fireproof. Heavily cracked (-1 dodge, -1 attacking, -1 movement).
Akroma: An elf golem (+1 to attacking elves, -1 to attacking animals). Has an elf-cannon-arm.
Cyx: A ghost. Has weak matter manipulation.
Devath: A ghost (spooky).
Sean Mirrsen: The earth. Has creepy googly eyes.
Elf I:
Broken arm. Suicidal (+1 to killing himself).
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