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[Zako]

He wouldnt be happy about that...

[penguinofhonor]

Sorry. I've tried to roll this round twice and have been interrupted at least halfway through each time, losing the entire round.

Twice.

I'll get to it eventually, but I'm too busy being angry right now.

[Wooty]

Don't be lazy penguin 

[SHAD0Wdump]

No nagging.

Let there be focus.

[Immortal]

Dumb pick. I use my weak matter manipulation to dig myself a deeper tunnel.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Hmm... I wonder if penguin's failures were due to Immortal potentially getting kicked off.

[Immortal]

Nahhh I was just a lil busy I missed a few turns, no biggie!

[SHAD0Wdump]

Don't let it die...

[Sean Mirrsen]

I'm quite positively sure now that he's rolling for every living creature on both Earth and Mars...

[penguinofhonor]

I would have had this done sunday, but I was busy getting hit by hurricane Ike.

In Kentucky.

I'd post some Hurricane Ike Aether spam jokes here, but I couldn't find any.

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'
THEY HATE IT
THEY PATROLLIN' AND
I should really try to keep at least a scrap of dignity.

I try to heal shadowdump's left leg using my new..scalpel.

I attempt to help him.

Shadowdump
1. You get your leg caught in some thorny vines (medium bleeding). Wooty has a -1.
Wooty
6-1=5. What do you know. You heal his leg completely.

As I am a elf-golem now, I attempt to absorb Jetman123

5. You run at him, ready to absorb.
Dodge roll!
2. He gets absorbed completely, though since his body is part of you he gets a +1 to possessing you.

If not, and I get those bonuses passively, I hug Akroma.

This is an attack. I'm not fooled by your clever wording.
FROM NOW ON: All attacks that roll 3 will succeed but give the attacked a +1 to dodge.
3. You run at Akroma, but she sees you coming.
Dodge roll!
2. She gets hit head on and burned, but manages to resist too much damage.

I attempt to absorb The Earth. I want a chunk of Mars if I get a 6.

Once again, I try to help Sean Mirrsen. I augment his mass so he can absorb the Earth more effectively.

Cyx
6. You fly into sean and increase his mass dramatically. Part of him collapses into a black hole. He gains a +1 to absorbing things. And another +1 if he decides to use the black hole, with the penalty that the black hole absorbs it and he gains no benefit.
Sean Mirrsen
4+1=5. Sean tears the black hole apart and uses its energy to absorb the entire earth. He gains the ability to do all sorts of fun planet stuff that I'll let him figure out (hint: imagination is always fun).
Nobody is harmed. That would have definitely happened on a six. Something like a black hole absorbing the universe would have happened on a six.

knowing that adamantine is to be found somewhere in the Earth, i wait for Sean to absorb a large part of it then bash and punch him to absorb the adamantine from him.

1. You slam your fist into the ground, but nothing happens. Then a network of cracks runs up your arm and across your body (-1 to dodge, -1 to attack, -1 to movement, no longer flaming).

I try to make my vines have nettel like qualities, so if anyone touches them or i touch anyone they get a nasty sting, the more of it they touch the more it hurts.

3. Your vines become slightly nettle-like. Anyone caught in them will have to roll for pain, but they're really only going to get hurt on a 1 right now.

I try to punch Akroma in the face. D:<

Autofail. You can't do anything. Congratulations, you win the "first autofail" award.

Dumb pick. I use my weak matter manipulation to dig myself a deeper tunnel.

2. You focus on the ground, but nothing happens.

Elf I feels a disturbance in the Earth Force.

Global Stuff:
Forest fire roll. 8 trees right now.
6. 2 more trees catch on fire, and burning branches fall on Elf I.
Dodge roll!
3. He gets lightly burned but not much else.
Devath now gets a +1 to attacking for one turn every time the fire increases.

The elven army will arrive in two turns.

Status:
Jetman123: A ghost (spooky).
Sir Edmund: Naked. Wielding a conservative whip of torture (+1 to attacking liberals). A plant-man (healing, no blood or broken bones, healing in sunlight, grows vines in sunlight).
Wooty: A ghost. Has weak matter manipulation. Holding a small wooden dagger.
Immortal: Naked. Wearing a suit of bark armor (+1 to block against blunt attacks).Wielding a small pick (+1 to digging). Has weak matter manipulation. In the leaf shelter (+1 to hiding).
SHAD0Wdump: Naked. Slightly transparent, in the leaf shelter (+2 to hiding). Broken leg (-1 movement). Weak control over electricity.
Poltifar: Is a spiky flaming adamantine golem (damages on successful blocks). Fireproof. Heavily cracked (-1 dodge, -1 attacking, -1 movement).
Akroma: An elf golem (+1 to attacking elves, -1 to attacking animals).
Cyx: A ghost. Has weak matter manipulation.
Devath: A fire golem (+1 to setting things on fire).
Sean Mirrsen: The earth.
Elf I: Broken arm.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Sean Mirrsen: The earth.

*rolling on the sofa laughing*

As a further act of insanity, I form myself (that is, the Earth) into this:

Ears included, rest of body not necessary. Ears should be made of some light rare-me metals. I will use the ears as a light-sail to travel out of the solar system. Imaginative enough?

[Wooty]

Sean, If you weren't the earth, I would stab you to death and then go after Cyx.

I attempt to create a line of burning trees between us and the elven army.

[penguinofhonor]

Sean, you are a genius. Remember that all exits from the solar system will have consequences unless you consistently roll 5s.

The main consequence being a lack of sunlight and therefore heat. Everyone else better become cold-resistant.

[Jetman123]

Dammit Akroma! D:

I try to possess Akroma.

[Akroma]

I begin preparing my atack. I form my elf-hand into a cannon that is made of elf, and form jetman123 into a cannonball that is made of elf.