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Ioric Kittencuddler

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Re: experienced C/C++ programmer needed
« Reply #30 on: August 02, 2008, 05:19:09 pm »

And he has a kni-Oh wait, wrong thread.

Yes, I thought of saying that but I decided it was in bad taste.
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Re: experienced C/C++ programmer needed
« Reply #31 on: August 02, 2008, 05:28:29 pm »

I burned off my tastebuds long ago.
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Re: experienced C/C++ programmer needed
« Reply #32 on: August 04, 2008, 02:19:12 pm »

I was about to write a post giving my opinions on art. But I realized I don't know what I'm talking about.

I know art when I see it. I guess that's as far as I can describe it.
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Re: experienced C/C++ programmer needed
« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2008, 04:55:37 pm »

Okay, am I going to have to be the first to ask?

Wtf is going on in your avatar, Leo?
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Re: experienced C/C++ programmer needed
« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2008, 09:44:29 pm »

Okay, am I going to have to be the first to ask?

Wtf is going on in your avatar, Leo?

Frame 1: Monster in a jar
Frame 2: Monster stares at a bowl of noodle
Frame 3: Monster drools
Frame 4: Monster about to drown in its own drool
Frame 5: This confused me for a while. Looks like the bowl of noodle is being dumped into garbage bin
Frame 6: Monster about to be cooked
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Re: experienced C/C++ programmer needed
« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2008, 11:01:34 am »

Previous poster pretty much described it.

This is how I interpret it:

The monster in the jar is sort of delicious to eat. But he's even MORE delicious if he's marinaded in his own saliva, which tastes heavenly. The trick, of course, is getting the creature to salivate enough.

A special form of this delicacy is when the monster drowns in its own saliva, then is pan-fried.

Why they didn't keep the noodles and throw those in too is beyond me.

If that seems unrealistic, consider these other examples.
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Re: experienced C/C++ programmer needed
« Reply #36 on: August 11, 2008, 04:30:50 pm »

Lutefisk.  Cod + lye = fish Jell-o.  The diner must be properly seasoned with aquavit before eating lutefisk.
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