Warning - this post contains foul language.(In fact, I might as well go ahead and mention that any posts from here on out may well contain the same.)
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Act I - Opening
Scene II
8 Slate, 1051
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"These pools are almost finished draining, Boss." Snoopicus was standing over the two pools; a channel had been dug between them, and then another dug to the nearest cliffside. The water was slowly pouring out of the side of the hill on to the marsh below.
"Good." Ast Bloodpillar had been a little overwhelmed so far, but he felt they were making progress. The other dwarves, with the exception of Likot, had been busy digging out the first rooms in the compound. They'd need shelter and a place to wage war if it came to that. Likot, meanwhile, was on tree-felling duty.
"We need a name for this place," Hammer said off-handedly. He was covered in sweat and grime. He'd been working near non-stop since they arrived.
A distinct crunching sound came from the other side of the clearing. Nojh was seated under an old, withered-looking apple tree.
"You and your fucking apples," Snoopicus snapped. "Real dwarves eat meat and mushrooms."
"I like apples," Nojh retorted.
"I like apples," Snoopicus mimicked in the elfiest voice possible. He twirled one finger in his beard for emphasis, earning a snicker from the other dwarves. Nojh stopped eating the piece of fruit, deciding it would be put to better use by being hurled at the other capo. It struck Snoopicus in the leg.
"Bastard!" He picked the half-eaten apple up and sent it spinning back, but Nojh ducked. It exploded against the trunk, the impact causing the branches to shake. After a second, there was a dull thump as something fell and hit the ground.
"That.. is a
huge apple," Orycteropus remarked. Indeed, it seemed to be at least twice the size of all the others on the tree. It was a miracle they hadn't noticed it before.
"Maybe it's some kind of sign," Hammer, who was superstitious to an inch, said in vague awe.
"Yeah, right. What kind of sign is that?" Barrantino returned. He sounded skeptical.
"I dunno. Maybe we're supposed to name this place 'The Big Apple'."
They all stared at him.
"That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. No self-respecting city would ever call itself that," Barrantino grumbled.
"Well, hold up," Likot said. She'd walked over and picked the freakishly large fruit up. "If you translate that to the old tongue, it's.. Etägbemòng. It doesn't sound too bad. And it sounds a little like a name for.. an elven retreat," She continued.
"Forget that, then," Snoopicus grunted.
"No, wait. That's a good thing - it'll fool the Utharzirils, at least at first. Not to mention the nobility."
They all considered this. Ast held up his hand.
"We're keeping the name. Etägbemòng. For now, discretion is more important than flare."
There was a low groan from a couple of the dwarves, but he had made up his mind, and they all knew it was final.