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[Myroc]

As Snoopicus is complaining about the layer of soil encasing the sandwich another dastardly kobold runs forth and steals it right out of his hand! He lifts the cat meat sandwich to his mouth and is about to take a bite when...

[Eagle]

Jreengus occurs. In the aftermath, the HSOLOD goes flying, only to land in...

[Jackrabbit]

{what is jreengus? I've heard of it before}

[Muno syoan]

(I think it's a kobold war cry thing? Whatever it means, he got hit hard enough to 'splode.)

...a chasm. It falls deep, on to a ledge heavily populated by half starved batmen who proceed to...

[Eagle]

..realize that they are still in 2d, then proceed to be washed away by mama. The sandwich rides the flow closer to the chasm when suddenly...

(Its a kobold way of stating things. Jreengus is some sort of event. Kobolds dont say "In 1009 the battle between the hills of picking and the goblins of blah, blah blah; they just say " 1009: Jreengus occured.")

[Muno syoan]

The Batmens' Mama finishes washing them, and they all make a dive for the sandwich.

(Sorry Eagle, I know it was a typo but I couldn't resist)

[Eagle]

(>.< shit. That was stupid/awesome right there.)

But the sandwich goes off the edge of the chasm! As it plummets, followed by the batmen, a...

[Muno syoan]

...half-mad Snoopicus drops onto the back of the lead Batman. Knocking it prone and crushing its' lungs, he proceeds to tear its' wings off. Just as the rest of the swarm of Batmen catch up, Snoopicus steps from the edge of the chasm, a wing in each hand, and attempts to fly after his beloved sandwich.
The Batmen cluster at the chasms edge. One near the front grunts out something to the tune of "Damn. I really wanted that marmot and mule sandwich", to the general grunting agreement of the other Batmen.
...

[Jackrabbit]

The cavern rumbles and the roof drops on the batmen, crushing them. Snoopicus collects his sandwich but the wings do little save slow his fall. He reaches the chasms bottom and lands softly, pausing to take in his surrounding. He notices...

[Eagle]

..5 GCS crawling out of caves in the walls. He panics and..

[Strife26]

Runs towards the booze stockpile.

[Jackrabbit]

What it's doing at the bottom of a chasm Snoopicus has no idea. He thanks armok, grabs a barrel of mediocre rum and hurls it at the GCS

The GCS webs it in midair with such a force that it shatters against the cave wall behind Snoopicus! Rum pools around his feet...

[Muno syoan]

"Oh No! Da Hooch!"
Snoopicus sinks to his knees, attempting to drink the rum from the ground and simultaneously store as much of it in his beard as he can.

[Eagle]

"Ack! Obsidian shards in teef!"
Mouth bleeding, Snoopicus recoils, narrowly dodging...

[Skelodwarf]

A fluffly Wambler!
Meep!