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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66477 times)

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #405 on: April 07, 2009, 02:26:50 am »
Snoopicus steps on it. "Meep?" he says to himself "wasn't it feep? Maybe he's foreign" Snoopicus moves through the caverns, and stops in the mouth of a shallow cave. He notices his rumbling stomach and decides to take a bite of his sandwich. He raises it to his mouth...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #406 on: April 07, 2009, 06:39:00 am »
... and succeeds in pushing the razor sharp shards of Rum smeared obsidian further into his gums.
His subsequent loud screams draw the attention of those giant cave spiders...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #407 on: April 07, 2009, 05:29:34 pm »
Which rush towards him, launching webs as they go. Arcing through the air, the webs...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #408 on: May 10, 2009, 05:08:26 pm »
Slam into him! As he struggles for freedom, the spiders scuttle towards that delicious cheese sandwhich...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #409 on: May 10, 2009, 10:48:17 pm »
But a Kobold suddenly spring from ambush in front of the Spiders!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #410 on: May 11, 2009, 07:54:36 am »
Empowered by the Rule of Cool, the Kobold Ninjamonkthief blurs into action, tearing into the Giant cave spiders in a full on, action-epic cinematic take down and drag out style thrashing.
Snoopicus looks on for a few seconds, bemused. Then he jumps up, ripping off the webbing and runs like buggery.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #411 on: May 11, 2009, 03:33:12 pm »
As the spiders explode Die Hard style behind him (a cheese sandwich? someone forgot to read the rules), Snoopicus rounds the corner of the cave, only to encounter several trolls. They react surprisingly quickly, running towards him and...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #412 on: May 13, 2009, 06:15:37 am »
...The foremost Troll snatches the HSoL&D from Snoopicus' hands, knocking him to the ground. Halting, the Troll goes to eat the sandwich...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #413 on: May 13, 2009, 06:23:49 am »
..suffers a massive aneurysm and dies. The other trolls suspect Snoopicus had something to do with it and one lashes out...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #414 on: May 19, 2009, 11:40:40 pm »
..."IF I MAKE A FORUM GAME AND CALL IT A STORY, CAN I PUT IT HERE?!?!" the troll screams! He reaches for his...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #415 on: May 20, 2009, 02:05:50 am »
lash of +1 sarcastic comments! He strikes at Snoopicus!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #416 on: May 20, 2009, 07:11:34 pm »
The shot glances away!
Snoopicus successfully takes a small nibble from the cheese sandwhich, which causes the world to erupt in...
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Quote from: Skorpion on June 01, 2009, 08:41:19 pm
And you can't eat them, either, sadly. Even though it'd make sieges so much more fun; dwarves lining the walls, drooling and carrying sharp knives and forks, ready for the upcoming meals.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #417 on: May 20, 2009, 07:21:44 pm »
absolute mayhem! Snoopicus is born aloft on a gust of wind as the cavern collapses! He tumbles out into daylight, into a band of mercenary elves! Behind him, the mountain shakes as it begins to collapse.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #418 on: May 20, 2009, 07:36:31 pm »
Suddenly brought into the sunlight, Snoopicus vomits, piercing the lungs and hearts of all the elves in a broad spray! He collapses to his knees as the mountain, now just a large pile of rocks, ...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #419 on: May 21, 2009, 07:50:53 pm »
somehow manages to collapse further. A watching hoary marmot, armed to the teeth with a...
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Dip Stick! The newest candy! Just dip it, then lick it!
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Quote from: Skorpion on June 01, 2009, 08:41:19 pm
And you can't eat them, either, sadly. Even though it'd make sieges so much more fun; dwarves lining the walls, drooling and carrying sharp knives and forks, ready for the upcoming meals.
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