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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66483 times)

Muno syoan

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #360 on: December 10, 2008, 06:25:51 am »
The elf climbs to its' feet, only to be struck down. By a falling whale.
The force of the falling whale blows the sandwich clear of the camp. It is some distance away by a vegetarian Kobold thief. Recognising it as a ham sandwich that it will not eat, it is nonetheless forced by its' nature to pinch the damn thing and run off home with it. Snoopicus awakes on the edge of the whale-crater and...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #361 on: December 10, 2008, 08:15:19 am »
Gives in to pain . . .
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #362 on: December 14, 2008, 07:42:04 pm »
... is what said whale did.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #363 on: December 15, 2008, 01:39:48 am »
Snoopicus then noticed an ambush of kobolds coming for the remains of the whale! He proceeded to follow them in hope of finding that delicious yet tormenting sandwhich. As he got up he noticed something in the distance. It was...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #364 on: December 22, 2008, 11:39:28 pm »
...once a deadly evil goblin army of darkness, but is now but a small pile of sapient ashes. As the pile of ashes malevolently ... lies there, Snoopicus trods uncaringly over it (getting a evil sapient goblin ash covering layer in the process) in search of the sandwich. The covering of evil sapient goblin ashes on Snoopicus glowers at him, or would if it had eyes.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #365 on: January 10, 2009, 08:51:51 pm »
After sleeping for a month, Snoopicus looks around at the ashy wasteland.....and realizes that hes in FUCKING BOATMURDERED.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #366 on: January 11, 2009, 01:20:01 am »
He turns and runs away as fast as he can.
Who says  that dwarves aren't smart?
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #367 on: January 11, 2009, 01:42:02 am »
While running away, he notices an abundance of cold and skelk. A gigantic tower in the shape of a hammer rises above the horizon...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #368 on: January 11, 2009, 01:50:46 am »
Snoop makes a decision. No more shout outs.

He then starts to dig his own fort by himself!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #369 on: January 11, 2009, 02:22:30 am »
He suddenly gets migrants!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #370 on: January 11, 2009, 03:45:14 am »
Snoopicus orders them to stand under a drawbridge.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #371 on: January 11, 2009, 04:33:16 am »
They ignore snoopicus and instead grab his arms. with each migrant taking turns at kicking him in the crotch.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #372 on: January 11, 2009, 07:54:49 am »
Snoopicus uses Pull the Lever!
Its super effective!
Migrant group has been struck down!
Snoopicus gains a log!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #373 on: January 11, 2009, 06:36:51 pm »
Snoopicus cancels build Fortress: interrupted by Skeletal ELK!!!

Running for his dear life Snoopicus comes across a obsidion Tower when he spots a Kobold with the HSoLaD being eaten by a Guru, When Suddenly...

(and who knew Capt. Ironblood settled so close to Boatmurdered, this thread is encrusted with epic win)
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #374 on: January 11, 2009, 07:24:37 pm »
The ballista is fired! The !!☼ballista arrow☼!! somehow ignites remnants of alcohol from an abandoned fortress, launching the HSoLaD into the air! Snoop runs to catch it, when...

(The epiciness surrounding Boatmurdered still lingers, sorta like radiation. The Captain simply absorbs it and claims it as his own.)

(Alternate theory: Boatmurdered is nowhere near Nist Akath; Snoopicus can just run very, very fast.)
« Last Edit: January 11, 2009, 09:29:02 pm by Eagle »
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