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[NAV]

oh no! Mastahcheese is dead! killed by a vampire. We are down to 29 dwarves (not counting vampires, werecapybaras, and children). I exiled the vamp to the caverns.

I am the new global moderator, banhammerer, manager, and broker.

I also dorfed mastahcheese IV as the vampire.

[Sprin]

HOLY SHIT!!!
THIS FORTS INSAIN WHY DO I EVEN LIVE HERE NURSE?

You don't this is your third regen...

Ahh right thank you nurse... Wait am I still CMD?

[mastahcheese]

WOO! Highmax, the guardian of NecroThreat has returned!

WHAT?!?! I'M DEAD? And I'm on my 4TH Life? IN THE CAVERNS?!?!?

And right after Esther1 got redorf'd, too. Dang it.

[apiks]

Well that was short but interesting.

Those darn elves deserved what they got if you ask me.

As for necromancers, this is bad.

Poor mastahcheese. Dead only days after being reforumited. Now he's a vampire. This will be amusing.

Meanwhile, what is my forumite Apiks doing except mining gold with a frenzy?

[highmax28]

Dorfed Esther1.

Necrothreat has some problems. There are the haxxors outside, but I'll deal with that later using a modified Highmax's plan. Right now I am focusing on making the inside better. I am making a nice big barracks for all our squads to train in, because right now everyone is training outside in the yard. The militia still has horrible equipment though.

MIGHTY TOWER(girl) is tantruming, turns out both her parents were in that migrant group. I feel bad for letting them die. Seriously, her life is just sucking right now.

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Oh no, the caverns are open, I should seal them. We lost another dwarf.

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I send the whole army after it, and BFEL gets the kill. I don't know why we have a handless cripple in the army, but he seems to be doing okay.

A group of necromancers came, necro'd all our migrant corpses. Then the zombies started fighting each other! This is really weird and I am never ever going outside again. They also killed some elven merchants, but who cares?

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On a happy note, Highmax is finally out of the hospital!

*Fires fly out of hospital*
I LIVE!!!!!!!

*EDIT*
I'm also planning on searching legends for awesome stuff for histories of the world our fortress is at, how about some stuff from the mountain homes? Perhaps the deaths of High Lord Thread Necromancers?

[apiks]

Death of High Lord Threadomancers. This has to be seen.

[highmax28]

I'll get it all up ASAP, so around 5pm Ontario, Canada time, so... About 7 hours from now? (Yes, I'm in class and on fourms )
I recall that one High Lord made it to year 100 or so, being the last of his kind, but I'll have to double check since most died during the first century of time...

[highmax28]

RANDOM MOMENTS IN HISTORY!
Part 1: Usel, High Lord Threadromancer
Usel was a High Lord Threadromancer. He was one of the only ones of his kind. Usel is associated with war, rebirth and death.

Usel fought many people, but killed nobody.

Related Entitys:
The Hoary Council (enemy)
The Notion of Aquamarine (enemy)
The Coalition of Myth (enemy)
The Wordy Empires (enemy)
The Comedic Group (enemy)
The Council of Pleating (enemy)

In 28, the human Ases Thriftylark Confronted Usel
In 28, Usel was struck down by the human Ases Thriftylark in Lightmned

[NAV]

That was surprisingly unbadass.

And yes Sprin, you are the cmd.

[apiks]

How is it not badass? The bloody guy fought many things and killed none of them. I find that extremely badass. Pacifist High Lord Threadomancer FTW!

[misko27]

How is it not badass? The bloody guy fought many things and killed none of them. I find that extremely badass. Pacifist High Lord Threadomancer FTW!

Pacifists die at year 28. Most Elves live longer.

[highmax28]

The oldest high lord threadromancer died in year 147, he was in a cave, talked to nobody and was killed by a random fourmite... THATS unbadass

[NAV]

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There are zombies on the wall. They can't get in though, and they aren't causing trouble so we will kill it later.


A troll ambush came, then Mastahcheese2's corpse went into a martial trance and fought them.

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It kills 1 and cripples another, pretty good for a corpse.

That huge corpse pile outside is still fighting itself, by now it just looks like one huge lump of gore.

I disbanded the military. There is no point fighting we will just die. Besides, we need the labour. There are hardly enough forumites to run a proper fort.

I just noticed, we have no farms. Good thing we still have plenty of food and drink.

[highmax28]

RANDOM MOMENTS IN HISTORY!
Part 2: ur riddlegales the Massive Razors, High Lord Threadromancer
ur riddlegales the Massive Razors was a High Lord Threadromancer. He was one of the only ones of his kind. Usel is associated with war, rebirth and death (now seen with all HL Threadromancers).

Ur killed the most out of all the High Lord Threadromancers (recorded thus far, there is possibly one High Lord yet to be seen IF the missing event in legends IS a High Lord). ur killed the following in his reign of terror:

In the midspring of 22, ur attacked the elf Fela Heavenapes
In the midspring of 22, ur struck down the elf Fela Heavenapes in Beastchaste
In the midspring of 26, ur attacked the fourmite Vabok Shotstrikes
In the midspring of 26, ur struck down the fourmite Vabok Shotstrikes in Skinhames (supposudley ur attacked Skinhames, there are MANY attacks, and several woundings by ur)
In the midspring of 26, ur attacked the fourmite Morul Gearpaddled
In the midspring of 26, ur struck down the fourmite Morul Gearpaddled in Skinhames

ur has a noted THREE kills (WOW!!!!!! And surviving an attack on a town!)

In 53, the fourmite Ilral Inchcrystal confronted ur
In 53, ur was struck down by Iral Inchcrystal in Boldecho
(From now on, no longer posting related entities)

[misko27]

I disbanded the military.

I sincerly hope you are joking.

BTW, THATS WHY I SAID TO GET MOVING ON THE CEILING FOR THE COURTYARD. BE CAREFUL NOT TO LET THEM INTO THE FORT WHILE DOING SO.