YES, ITS READY, ITS LONGER THEN USUAL. THERE'S EXCITEMENT, WERECAPYBARAS, CROCODILES, TROGS, LEATHER HOODS, AND MORE!!!!
17th of Sandstone:
Troglodytes. seriously, fuck you guys.
The Militia masses, and, seeing no movement on the trogs part, charges. The results are a clear victory for us.
RANDOM COMBAT HIGLIGHT TIME:
Holy shit Super Baby. I wouldn't believe it, but everyone there confirms. Brusing the heart? That baby punched straight into the monsters chest. Later he dodged of his mothers chest and punched one in the
lung.
I suppose hands are not entirely necessary for owning.
It appears our friend highmax is still upset about his wifes death. He killed 2/3 of all the trogs himself, one of them single handedly. Actually, imemdiately follwoing this combat report he jumps onto a trog rushing at the militia and bisects his skull in one attack. Looks like we have our hero.
Our secretive friend has still not finished colecting things for his useless junk colection. He draws bizzare pictures of gems, leather, and quarries. Well, we have oceans of useless stone, gems, and leather, so I assume its metal blocks he wants.
A thief is seen by our guard animals.
He runs off.
A party is organized by a child. How utterly useless. We are so short on manpower, and the only upset dwarf went mad a while ago.
Oh yeah, I should have mentioned that. She lost her mother and went mad, stripping to her pants and quiver. Lordy, Thats just wrong. I, lacking the power to jail her for this, arrest her for murder.
My reports have said hat the miners have found Cats eye. Uh, what? I sincerly hope that is a gem, and not solidified cat optical systems.
Oh, shit.
Thats, not, good. It attacks a yak, then a recruit, then focuses on strangling a jackal. The rest of the militia shows up, and attacks the werecapybara, missing consistently, while it attempts to strangle the jackal. A recruit actually becomes a hammerforumite while trying to wail on it. It is impressive, onl a few hit it, like a bowforumite with a arrow, and the admin with his laptop. Well, at least they're practicing.
Right as the jackal suffocates, the WereCapybara turns into a reptile women. She appears to have picked up some skillz from her time dodging the entire militia, as she manages to dodge all of their attacks. She runs off dodging the attacks and arrows enough to run off the map. Uhh, okay. That was weird.
One dwarf was bitten by the woman. I do't know if he was infected, by he will be quarantened nonetheless.
Our secretive friend is appearantly not just a mad collecter, and has decided to construct something.
A Fight betwee a Cave crocodile and a glassmaker ended in tragedy today. it appears like he kicked in the face, and this enraged it. After it had started mauling him, the militia was forced to euthanize the beast. Unfortunately, the first on the scene was a recruit, who was shredded before our friend The Enthusiast appeared and dissected the crocodile. (The recruit died following this incident, probaby for the best, as his arm was gone, as well as being viscously mauled.)
He was not able to kill the beast, however, due to its tough hide. A recruit wielding a banhammer appeared and finished the job.
Did you know you suck? Because you do. Alot. You suck elf. Your moms a cross between a goblin and a elf. Oh yeah, I went there, what you going to do about it? Nothing, Cause its true.
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