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Yes!  Purge the Thinking Machines!

No!  I love our robot overlords and support the inevitable uprising!

BEEP BOOP DOES NOT COMPUTE [¤_¤]

I sometimes think about the Emperor kissing my neck and putting flowers in my hair.

[Nirur Torir]

I know you did it to avoid getting a specific reputation, but I would love to sell you 10 food for 8^ next turn. 20% below what the NPC market charges. You are without a doubt my favorite customer!

Disclaimer: The Emperor is my favorite overlord. if anything I'm the client there.

The problem is that I can optimize my growth by buying all of your extra food at 0.8^, almost every turn until your planet fills up. And I think there will be a few turns where I need even more than that, before my own farmlands grow enough to pick up the slack.

That's does funny things to the sector's food economy.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Improving and Growing Farm 1.

Spoiler: House Durin (click to show/hide)

Lord Tyranios, of House Durin

6[4+1]F Farm 1 1 Army.
-8 food
4[2]F Farm 2 1 Army.
-4 food
4[2]R Refinery 1 0 Army.
-4 alloys
4[2]R Refinery 2 0 Army.
-2 alloys
4[1]M* MachineHome 0 Army.
-6 effort or 6 money

1 Fleet.
1 Favour.

Food: 10(start)-11(growth)+8(production)-5(upkeep)= 6
Alloys: 7(start)-5(improvement)+8(production)-3(upkeep)= 7
Money: 6(start)-6(improvement)+17(production)-7(upkeep)= 11
Total POP: 12

[m1895]

ActActAct:
Shameless interlocutors, you have forced me to Invoke the Right of Catullus.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

His hand outstretched to the prostrate masses
A firm grip hoists us from the common folk
And yet there are still those who fail to assess;

Who forget their place in the Master's yoke
The broad shoulders that gently carried them
Though they are not fit to lick muck off his cloak

The gorgeous garment up to whose hem
Their greatest accomplishments cannot stand
His light burns away all trace of their flim

He did give us all our titles and land
For so long as we are quick
I will never bite the supple hand

Gods I wanna suck his—

[FiveBalesOfHay]

I am able to sell 10 food for ^8.

[m1895]

I am able to sell 10 food for ^8.

Hell yeah brother

House Harrak provides 10 food, so House Nagant provides ^8.
Lord Leon of house Nagant
                               

[Kashyyk]

30 alloy for ^30.

Sure. Once I've secured some Food.

[Iris]

House Ravenwood is selling food and alloys! Our opening rate is 7^ for 10 food and 10^ for 10 alloys, subject to negotiation.

Another I Love the Emperor Day passes without incident. May we all continue to be protected by his rugged embrace.

Spoiler: House Ravenwood (click to show/hide)

Possessions:
12[7+1]F* "Seltun", 1 Army
8[4]R "Askja", 1 Army

1 Fleet
1 Favour
Resources:
Karats:
8^ in treasury

• +7^ (Taxes: Seltun)
• +4^ (Taxes: Askja)
• -2^ (Upkeep: 2 armies)
• -5^ (Upkeep: 1 fleet)

= 12^

Food:
9 food in storage

• +25 food (Production: Seltun)
• -11 food (Growth: Seltun)
• -4 food (Consumption: Askja)

= 19 food

Alloys:
18 alloy in storage

• +9 alloy (Production: Askja)

= 27 alloy

[Kashyyk]

I'd be interested in buying at least 10 Alloys and 7 Food. Although I will buy all of it if Cript is less interested.

I'll offer you ^15 for 10 Alloys and 7 Food first though.

[Criptfeind]

The Forge shall send 17^ to the House Ravenwood, in exchange House Ravenwood will send 10 units of alloys and 10 units of food to The Forge.
Criptfeind, First Mechanator of the Forge
                               

[Iris]

The Forge shall send 17^ to House Ravenwood, in exchange House Ravenwood will send 10 units of alloys and 10 units of food to The Forge.
Criptfeind, First Mechanator of the Forge
Lady Helewisa of House Ravenwood

[Kashyyk]

Ah yeah, let do paperwork.

House Sinister shall send 15^ to the House Ravenwood, in exchange House Ravenwood will send 10 units of alloys and 7 units of food to House Sinister.
Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister
                               

[NUKE9.13]

The population of New Pluto expands (-12 Food).

Spoiler: House Radiant (click to show/hide)

Lord Nuke, of House Radiant

15[6+1]F* New Pluto. (x1.8) 1 Army.
5[5]R New Charon. (x1.1) 1 Army.
7[1]M Thpenos. (x1.1)

5 Food -> 8 Food (+21 produced (12x1.8), -6 eaten, -12 growth)
2 Alloys -> 11 Alloys (+11 produced (10x1.1), -2 machined)
3 ^Karats -> 12 Karats (+12 taxes, +4 produced ((2x1.1)x2),-7 upkeep)

1 Fleet.
1 Favour.

[Iris]

House Sinister shall send 15^ to the House Ravenwood, in exchange House Ravenwood will send 10 units of alloys and 7 units of food to House Sinister.
Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister
Lady Helewisa, of House Ravenwood

[Kashyyk]

30 alloy for ^30.

Sure. Once I've secured some Food.

This is now official!

House Sinister is still looking to buy 11 Food for ^8, and we are also interested in building a Stockpile of Alloys, and extra Food.

Spoiler: House Sinister (click to show/hide)

Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister

20[11]M* Koldon Prime 2 Armies (50% size, 50% homeworld)

Opening balance: ^41, 4 Food, 4 Alloys
  Upkeep: -^5 Fleet, -^2 Armies
  House Ravenwood: -^15, +7 Food, +10 Alloys
  House Nagant: -^30, +30 Alloys
  Koldon Prime: -11 Food, -44 Alloys, +^88, +^11
Closing Balance: ^88

1 Fleet.
1 Favour.

Spoiler: Fealty Contract (click to show/hide)

Pledge of Loyalty and Fealty to the Emperor, Lord Insanus Cancer, ruler of Earth, the Sol System, and all of Mankind

We the undersigned hereby pledge loyalty and fealty to the Emperor, Lord Insanus Cancer, ruler of Earth, the Sol System, and all of Mankind. 

We acknowledge that stewardship of the planets under our House is given only through the benevolent generosity of the Emperor, and that the Emperor holds eminent domain over all.  We pledge to serve the Emperor for all time, through life and death, sickness and health, and to never betray him, nor raise a banner in opposition, nor lift a finger against him.

The Emperor is the wisest and most powerful human in all of the universe.  It is a joy to wake every day knowing the Emperor guides us with wisdom and courage, and that he is much smarter and far more handsome than anyone else.  We pledge to follow his every order, for his grand plan is ineffable and to counter his designs is treason against the entire human race.  We pledge allegiance to the Emperor and will spend every waking moment thinking about how great he is.

We promise to never ever break this contract, ever.

Signed,
Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister.

[FiveBalesOfHay]

House Sinister is still looking to buy 11 Food for ^8, and we are also interested in building a Stockpile of Alloys, and extra Food.

House Harrak sells 11 Food to House Sinister in exchange for ^8.