All right.
Who's still in the game besides me? TricMagic, CrystalizedMire, ToonyMan, Elephant Parade, NJW2000, FallacyofUrist, Imp, and EuchreJack. That's in no particular order, nor is the following, and EuchreJack (who always complains about unordered reads lists, for those unaware) can suck on it.
I can't really comprehend a world where CrystalizedMire or Imp could be teamed with webadict. I didn't care for either of their play d1, and I still find Imp's play particularly unhelpful for town, but I have to conclude this is accidental rather than intentional.
My meta read on TricMagic is "notably suspicious", but I don't think Tric can be with web either. Maybe you're an SK or something, I don't even care, I hope you win. It's also entirely possible that you're town but submitted one of your memes like "protect mafia, kill town", so your role still benefits from being shady.
Fallacy is probably town, but absolutely committed to voting out ToonyMan for... some... reason. That's so far within Fallacy's town meta that I don't even think it bears comment. I hope that Fallacy is basically impossible to read wrong, and you're acting like you have no more information than everyone else and, in fact, don't even fully understand the information everyone has. I would appreciate it if you could tone down the rampant paranoia so that you don't get tricked into voting out town and then blamed for voting out town, you know, again.
Technically, I should be suspicious of NJW2000 for meta reasons because town NJW2000 always has the worst d1 reads, but I'm not seriously considering that and instead I am going to sheep NJW2000 all day. There's also no way you ever bus webadict like that because that would be fun and you hate fun.
I don't actually think I have any meta on Elephant Parade at this time, but I feel like he was just as suckered in by webadict as I was, so I want to give that the benefit of the doubt. He seems to be interested in scumhunting and particularly pressing others to do so as well, too.
ToonyMan... in terms of actual behavior I townread you most strongly of everyone, which is a concern to me because I remember MVM3, but I'm not going to lynch you based on that in some kind of Knightwingesque bizarro-world vote. If it really is a Dream Team repeat, just nightkill me and save me the trouble. But you'd probably want to earn style points after BYOR 16, right? But seriously, no, I don't actually think it's a repeat of MVM3.5, I think you're just town and trusted web.
Lastly, EuchreJack hasn't seemed like his townself to me all game, and ToonyMan agreed so I'm not totally crazy, but web covered for him in a way that feels just like FBYOR 5. So I feel like this is where I would be voting if I weren't committed to doing whatever NJW2000 says. In particular, I don't remember seeing an ounce of panic from him at end of day, despite the double-lynch and the not insignificant chance of moving votes around. In what universe does a town EuchreJack not freak out about last-minute ties? I assume he was asleep at the actual end of day but I mean even before that!
I wrote that pretty stream of consciousness and I feel like I should give it a proofread but I don't want to and I'm going to go get food and ignore the thread instead.
I'd also like to say: if I were hypothetically interested in interacting with anyone who mentioned it, I assumed that any abilities that would apply in the case of a two-way tie-for-first could also apply in the event of a clear first-and-second lynch. Notquitethere didn't strictly rule that out and it would make sense. In any event, we now know that webadict had no such abilities, which I would presumably have known if teamed with him, so tying the vote could not have saved him even if that were how it works. "Letting" (ie, not saying anything I didn't know I was expected to say about it) NJW2000 tie the vote didn't serve any purpose at all. Unless you think *I*'m the one who has that ability and can apply it to my partner, I guess, which, whatever, WIFOM, but that's dumb.
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