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[Whisperling]

Observe that I have undergone a hundred turns, which is to say, more than ten. Therefore the game should already have ended.

[Elephant Parade]

This Game Will End In Eight Turns

I reject the game's reality and substitute it with my own!

(1-3) I don't even know how to handle a -2. I think you just die?

Build a time machine with my shoelaces.

(1) You tie your shoelaces together, fall over, and hit your face on the ground. Several people laugh.

Since there's no beer, I make moonshine

(3) You come across a conveniently abandoned still in a dark corner of the square. If only you had something to put in it...

Well that's mildly annoying luckily this is New York so I can just take a taxi.

(2) You call Dial-a-Taxi. They say the closest car is ten turns away. Unfortunate!

Do nothing.

(4) You continue. Not even the tips of your toes move. You begin to asphyxiate.

YOU CAN'T HIDE YOUR BABIES FROM ME I WILL FIND THEM AND I WILL KICK THEM!!!!

(3) You espy the Last Baby being wheeled out of the square twenty feet away.

Observe that I have undergone a hundred turns, which is to say, more than ten. Therefore the game should already have ended.

(3) Yes, but not for anyone else. You begin to disintegrate.

[Egan_BW]

Do nothing.

[Horizon]

Retie my shoes and go to work.

[King Zultan]

CHASE DOWN THAT BABY, GRAB, THEN KICK THE SHIT OUT OF IT!

[brewer bob]

Search for something to distill

[Fluffe9911]

I sigh

Is turns a new unit of measurement now? Well it's still New York so the subway is always an option.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Respawn and remind the GM that, if the game ends, they will be obliged to run a Gridhood game.

[Quarque]

Buy last minute tickets for the game.

[Elephant Parade]

This Game Will End In Seven Turns

Do nothing.

(3) As your vision blurs, you involuntarily take a breath. Damn! At least you haven't moved.

Retie my shoes and go to work.

(5) Passerby compliment you on your skillful knots as you walk to work. No surprise there: you work at String Co.

CHASE DOWN THAT BABY, GRAB, THEN KICK THE SHIT OUT OF IT!

(3) You get as far as grabbing the baby, but it's hard to kick it when the mother is bashing your shins with the stroller.

Search for something to distill

(2) No fruit is at hand; the pigeons probably ate it all.

I sigh

Is turns a new unit of measurement now? Well it's still New York so the subway is always an option.

(5) The subway enters the station just as you do. It's a smooth trip to your employer,

Respawn and remind the GM that, if the game ends, they will be obliged to run a Gridhood game.

(5) The GM, who was not informed of this, requests an explanation.

Buy last minute tickets for the game.

(4) You snag one off a scalper at a merely semi-exorbitant rate. The stadium is just down the street; if you hurry, you might make the final inning!

[Egan_BW]

Oh well. Do nothing.

[A_Curious_Cat]

explain to the GM what a Gridhood game is.

[Nirur Torir]

Look for Craigslist recruitment ads for villainous organizations. Maybe I can join whoever is ending the game.

[Horizon]

Clock in and start tying up those loose ends at my job.

[King Zultan]

Hit the mother with the baby to get her to stop.