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Elephant Parade

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This Game Has Ended
« on: June 10, 2023, 03:08:57 pm »

You're in Times Square, New York amidst a bustling crowd when every screen in sight proclaims that the game is ending in ten turns. What do you do?
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Horizon

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Re: This Game Will End In Ten Turns
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2023, 04:10:15 pm »

Build a time machine.
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Re: This Game Will End In Ten Turns
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2023, 06:17:29 pm »

Do nothing.
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Re: This Game Will End In Ten Turns
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2023, 06:22:36 pm »

redefine the word 'turn' to make the game last longer.
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Re: This Game Will End In Ten Turns
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2023, 10:19:17 pm »

Spin around ten times.
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King Zultan

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Re: This Game Will End In Ten Turns
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2023, 12:31:10 am »

Drop kick a baby.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: This Game Will End In Ten Turns
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2023, 03:11:06 am »

Express mild interest at this viral marketing campaign before continuing on my day
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Elephant Parade

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Re: This Game Will End In Nine Turns
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2023, 02:20:11 pm »

This Game Will End In Nine Turns

Build a time machine.
(2) Out of what, your shoelaces?

Do nothing.
(4) With a Herculean effort, you prevent yourself from doing absolutely anything, including breathing.

redefine the word 'turn' to make the game last longer.
(5-3) The laws of reality care nothing for your petty human language!

Spin around ten times.
(5) You don't stop at ten; you spin around fifty times! A hundred! And you aren't even nauseous! You're the greatest spinner in the world! Ballet dancers from around the globe gather in the square to take pirouette lessons from you!

Drop kick a baby.
(2) Nearby mothers sense your nefarious intent and wheel their strollers away.

Go get a beer
(1) You can't. Last Tuesday, the City of New York enacted the New Prohibition.

Express mild interest at this viral marketing campaign before continuing on my day
(3) It's a bit hard to escape the Square with the fuss people are making. Eventually, you do, but you miss your bus. You're going to be late!

The screens turn an ominous red.
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Re: This Game Will End In Nine Turns
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2023, 04:38:32 pm »

I reject the game's reality and substitute it with my own!
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Re: This Game Will End In Nine Turns
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2023, 05:05:24 pm »

Build a time machine with my shoelaces.
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Re: This Game Will End In Nine Turns
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2023, 05:11:53 pm »

Since there's no beer, I make moonshine

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Re: This Game Will End In Nine Turns
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2023, 05:42:09 pm »

Well that's mildly annoying luckily this is New York so I can just take a taxi.
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Re: This Game Will End In Nine Turns
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2023, 08:28:10 pm »

Do nothing.
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Re: This Game Will End In Nine Turns
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2023, 02:41:46 am »

YOU CAN'T HIDE YOUR BABIES FROM ME I WILL FIND THEM AND I WILL KICK THEM!!!!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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