Turn 49A Mega Boss Lump bulges out from the Infinite Wall of Slime!
Strif3 Permadeath ModeLevel 4 Mold
9/20 HP
10/40 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2)
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D10.
Roll 9You quickly encounter a problem. Earlier you were able to take out quite a few Mundane Slimes while they were actively warring against eachother, but without the distraction of a hostile army they discover your shenanigans and are able to retaliate effectively! You still manage to take out 6 of them, earning you (2x2) 4 exp, and healing you by 3.
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QuarqueLevel 4 Troll Wizard named Mumo
9/20 HP
0/40 Exp.
Slime Coins: 8
Swag: Bludgie (
, Box of Moonlight (B), Quality Book (B)
Dice: D10
Roll: 7You ask the
Douchey Dimensional Duck Slime about the contents of the letter it delivered like 9 turns ago. It flips your the bird while also making a rude gesture with its lack of any fingers. The flipped bird flies off in a panic. I think I'm funny, but really I'm not.
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Fluffe9911Level 3 Human Adventurer
7/15 HP
18/20 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Ring Mail (15), Polished Diamond (B), Crown (B)
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D8.
Roll: 1Oh snap! That's a really good idea! Too bad you rolled a 1 though. The crown seems to have no sockets for a gem that are not currently in use. You also stab yourself on the pointy crown and lose 1 HP.
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Nirur TorirLevel 3 Rogue
8/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B), off-black robe (1)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D8
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DevastatorLevel 3 Jelly-Covered Catgirl
3/15 HP
11/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 12
Swag: Glowing Rock (B), Spear (C), Monster Part (B)
Dice: D8
Roll: 5You stab the
Courageous Castle Dragon Slime to deal 5 damage.
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A_Curious_CatLevel 3 Machinist
3/15 HP
9/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2), Compact Saw of Healing (13), Salty Sword (B)
Dice: D8.
Roll 4You duel the Sword Slime, stabbing it for 4 damage. You win the duel! You gain 1 exp!
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HorizonLevel 3 Fallen Oak Tree Sentinel
3/15 HP
6/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (C), Broken Door 'Shield' (2)
Dice: D8
Roll: 6You head over to the shop and mispronounce Fish Sugarpant's name. You manage to find a
Greater Healing Potion that looks like it will do the trick! Unfortunately its priced at 25 Slime Coins.
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King ZultanLevel 3 Slightly Chubbier Zebra
15/15 HP
7/20 Exp.
Swag: Majestic Potion (B)
Slime Coins: 23
Dice: D8.
Roll: 8You march out of DEATH and are no longer DEAD. You then grab the Majestic Potion!
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MonkeyMarkMarioLevel 2 Regular Human
6/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Dice: D6.
Swag: Two Spears (C), Flint (1)
Slime Coins: 0
Roll: 6You head into the shop. You don't have quite enough coin for a proper healing potion, but Fish Sugarpants is willing to sell you one for your 2 Slime Coins and one of your Spears. You buy it and drink it to restore 5 HP.
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MeimieFan88Level 1 Flummoxed Sardine
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4
Roll: 1You fail to hand anyone a business card, on account of the fact that as a Sardine you do not have any hands! Maybe that's why you are flummoxed?
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Egan_BWLevel 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5 Hearts
100 Points
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: An Oak Tree Stump (1), Shoddy Ladder (c), Platform Treehouse Foundation (c). Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1), Cooking Pot (4), 1001 Slime Recipies (1)Dice: Now playing CYOGTCG.
Roll: Wait. No, you aren't rolling dice anymoreYou draw an extra card instead of playing one this turn.
I suppose that an argument could be made that ghosts can float over a river, but if you refer to the source which is the original Paper Mario game for the Nintendo 64, Lady Bow isn't able to traverse the water; the role of this task being the Cheep Cheep Sushie. I'll let you roll for it actually.
Roll: 4. Okay, I'll allow it. Lady Bow attacks the CYOGTCG Imp to deal 1 heart of damage!
The CYOGTCG Imp's turn begins. It draws a card...
It plays Cross Examine the Parrot!
It discards its hand and draws 3 new cards, and one Cross Examination is added to its hand. As it is an Instant Card, it is able to play another card. It plays Key Evidence!
It uses its effect to deal 2 damage to all enemies, destroying Lady Bow and dealing 2 damage to Supernerd! OUCH!
That was also an Instant Card. The CYOGTCG wanted to draw another card instead of playing a card, but I am ruling that playing an instant card still counts as playing a card so they can't actually do that. They instead play Supernova!
The Imp ends their turn.
Your turn begins and you draw a card...
Starting the Match
- Players shall start with a set number of hearts and a set number of points.
- Because you were level 1 when dragged into the DEAD CYOGTCG ZONE, you start with 5 hearts.
- Players are dealt 6 cards to start with.
- Each player will play with their own deck, but each deck shall have the same exact cards contained within them. The deck for both players is the deck of cards that was in DEATH's possession.
New Card Rule
- Should anyone create a card, it will be immediately shuffled into the decks of all players.
- Should a current player create a card, it will be immediately shuffled into the decks of all players besides that player and their opponent(s).
Losing
If you have 0 hearts at any time, you lose.
Prize Money
When a card is destroyed, the destroyer gains 100 points.
What Points Do
On their own, points do nothing.
However, cards can be made that have point costs, have effects that activate when a player has a certain point amount, etc..
Heart of the Cards
- All cards technically have hearts, even if this value is not listed.
- If a card hits 0 hearts, it is discarded unless otherwise stated.
- Cards that do not have a heart value listed are assumed to have 0 hearts. When a card like this is played, its effect activates and it is then discarded. No points are gained by any player for its destruction.
- Any card that has hearts counts as defending the player.
Unleash the Horde!
- Cards can also have attack.
- Any card that has attack can make a target lose that many hearts once on each of the owner's turns.
- One's opponent is only a valid target when they have no cards defending them on their side of the field.
- A card cannot attack in the same turn it was summoned.
Reinforcements
- At the start of each turn, you draw one card.
- Each turn, you are allowed to play a single card.
- If you choose to not play anything during your turn, you get to draw an extra card.
4/6H
4 Hearts
100 Points
2 Cards in hand
Cards in play:
Parrot Token: 0A, 1H
--Unaligned Slimes--
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-253/Infinity HP.Mega Boss Lump (0)Douchey Dimensional Duck Slime: 34/57 HP (Damaged by Fluffe9911, Strif3)
Duck Slime: 5/5 HP
Mystery Box Slime: 10/10 HP
--Army 1 Slimes--
Nobel Peace Prize award winning War Criminal Slime General: 237/288 HPMerciless Condor Ace Gladiator Slime: 53/75 HPFervent Antidisestablishmentarian Crusader Slime: 33/89 HP (Damaged by Horizon and MonkeyMarkMario)
Courageous Castle Dragon Slime: 6/24 HP (Damaged by Devastator)
Gemstone Phoenix Slime: 5/5 HP
Swarm of 23 Mundane Slimes: 23 HP
--Battle Reports--
Douchey Dimensional Duck Slime. rolled a 5. It summons a Duck Slime!
Duck Slime
Cardboard Box Slime rolled a 4. It approaches the Infinite Wall of Slime and inserts some other slimes into itself turning itself into a
Mystery Box Slime!
Nobel Peace Prize award winning War Criminal Slime General rolled an 11! It prepares to unleash a powerful attack!
Merciless Condor Ace Gladiator Slime rolled a 9. It swoops down on A_Curious_Cat to deal 7 damage!
Fervent Antidisestablishmentarian Crusader Slime rolled a 5. It stabs Strif3 to deal 4 damage!
Courageous Castle Dragon Slime rolled a 6! It crushes Devastator to deal 9 damage!
Gemstone Phoenix Slime
Swarm of 23 Mundane Slimes rolled a 1. They botch their attack on Strif3, allowing the mold to survive yet another turn!
Sword Slime was defeated! A_Curious_Cat gains 1 exp.
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