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[Andux]

Human town: Uselbadu, "Fightbabies"

This may be interpreted in three ways:

• fight(babies)

  He who fights babies should take care that he does not become a baby, for when you gaze long into the crib, the crib also gazes into you.
• fight-babies, in reference to the time-honored dwarven tradition of carrying infants into battle...
• babies.fight() ... that they might learn to crush their enemies underfoot, even with their very first steps!

Battle-babies: Dwarfy concept, or dwarfiest concept?

[Terisuke]

I have a pretty badass militia.  Choice members include:

Ast Roottools the Worthy Shadows of Defense
Edzul Wheelbronze the Blazes of Evisceration (my best killer, but of course)
Dishmab Domainstaff the Elevated Face of Fists
Adil Pagesalve the Duties of Law
Urist Ragpuzzle the Square Glade of Metal

And my new squad captain is titleless, but his last name is "Murderwires".  That's pretty much the only reason he got to be captain.  Cmdr. Dishmab wields Gildphrase the New Lash, an artifact adamantine battle axe.  Cpt. Murderwires wields The Ace Clearing, another artifact adamantine battle axe.  My weaponsmiths, they love me.

Oh, and my arsenal dwarf nee expedition leader is Aban Whipsabre, which is just eminently badass. 

[Sdonourg]

What a name...

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[Kobold Troubadour]

This guy was just asking for it... and the Elf's name is also somewhat appropriate I guess.

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Note that the other elf  not only interrupted the duel, but also stole the kill then enjoyed the "spoils" of war.

Elf1: Dude! what the hell?...
Elf2: You were taking to long! Too much stare downs and flashy moves! I'm freakin' hungry man!

Irony and Dwarf Fortress, forever intertwined.

[Medicine Man]

What a name...

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Can't...breathe....laughing t- Dwarf Mc Dwarf has suffocated.

I was playing Genesis Mod and got a goblin named Bosa Shankthieves,he must really hate those thieves

[BodyGripper]

My militia commander has become known as "The Fed Shark of Persuasion".  Sounds like a big fat gangster.

Edit:  Just found a giant weasel made of snow named "Baddemon"

[TicklemeFeather]

My militia commander has become known as "The Fed Shark of Persuasion".  Sounds like a big fat gangster.

You think thats bad, i had my milita commander become known as "The Creative Shaft of Fat"

Now whats that meant to mean O.o

[Medicine Man]

My militia commander has become known as "The Fed Shark of Persuasion".  Sounds like a big fat gangster.

Edit:  Just found a giant weasel made of snow named "Baddemon"

You have struck digimushroom!you see a binary pit....

[Untelligent]

Amusing region name time!



-The Continents of Squashing
-The Boat-Plain of Smiles
-The Most Island
-The Ultimate Forest
-The Forest of Clods
-The Fat Glacier
-The Dune of Wiping
-The Hill of Distraction

[assimilateur]

The Crazy Fortress - this was a group name I once got.

[Miko19]

The Pregnant Hills
And
Urist Masmel
And
Dunes of dune (or something like that)

[Medicine Man]

I once had an Osman (Genesis Mod)Named Menji (or something like that) ButteredBreakfasts that is right ButteredBreakfast.And found an Elf retreat named the nuts of bewilderment.

[SethCreiyd]

I just got a dwarf migrant with an interesting name.

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[Acanthus117]

THE BEST NAME

IT IS THAT ^
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[Medicine Man]

I just got a dwarf migrant with an interesting name.

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Now all you need to do is find a way to add the nuts of pregnancy to the end of it.