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[Eric Blank]

At least they're wearing condoms.

My adventurer is named anuseater, and I found a town named pissabbey once. That's what you get when you remove the preferences and restrictions for naming from a civilization's entity profile. RNG.

[BodyGripper]

One of the engravings of my mayor is called "The Gory Sorrows".  Now I have to make him go berserk and kill people.
Also, an engraving called "The Hateful Meat"

[Rice]

My current adventurer is named Arul slaughtertrees. Luckily he is a legendary axeman.

Edit: Fixed the name

[Urist McCheeseMaker]

The Hateful Meat. I should have an engraving named that way, showing The Gloved Loves wrestling some gobbos.
Although right now that squad only holds one marksdwarf, who probably chose that name himself. And now refuses to do anything but individual combat drills unless i station him somewhere.

Waaaaait. "Individual combat drill".....?
Ew. Not in my barracks you don't!

Wanker..

[Jiharo]

While researching genealogy of one exceptional Drunk I noticed name of one of his elf victims: "Coce Drunkenaxe."
Poor elf was craftsman. I imagine he was at least somewhat dwarfy.

[TheSummoner]

While getting ready to start up a new fortress for 31.11, I was looking through my Dwarves to choose the one with the best list of things he likes to be my expidition leader...

The guy I went with was Bembul Erarlogem... Bembul Ledpainted

[Bralbaard]

Anir Breakfastwhisky
(a human warlord in my world)

[frostilicus]

My adv character. Ohhhh yeah. A brigand of touching.
Frostilicus Lenodatīs Kilrudbogsosh Tat
Frostilicus Seedstakes the Bronze Brigands of Touching

[Medicine Man]

This isn't really funny but it is ironic,the military in a town was called the Fleshy Entrails,the leaders last name was Ridermartyred,the town was called Eeriebane and the leader lived in the Tower Of Torturing.

[Ilkenaal]

A while ago, one of my dwarfs made an artifact named "Hawkfloor the Accidental Quickness". I thought it was pretty funny.

"Congratulations, you won the race!"
"I did? Whoops."

[Luraien]

Tokda Wonderdumplings

[Person]

The Mountain Hall in my world is called Hammeracted. It was created by the Coastal Gates.
One of the Human towns is called Tirednose, created by the League of Bones.
The other town is Inchlabored, created by the Confederacy of Chains. Is moving an inch a labor because of the chains?
Dark fortress is Flighthated, created by the Eternal Evils.
Elven retreat is called Waspwatches. THE BUGS ARE ELVEN SPIES AAA.
A cave called the Abyss of Roughness.
A cave called the Breachscar the Dented Hammer. Just explored a bit and it has 3 cyclops in it.

Pretty neat pocket world.

[monkeyfetus]

Eternal evils? That's a pretty great name. I usually get something lame like "The Vileness of Ringing". Do they all suffer from tinnitus or something?

[Antsan]

Maybe they're all betwenn 6 and 13 years old.

[Person]

Yeah, these seem to be mostly good names. The Dragon is named Keshan Jadeflare. I like.
Thikut Shimmeredrack. Erm...
Melbil Nosearmor.
Lulo Yornuts. Lol.
The Demon is called Azstrog Glowingflickered the Sizzling Fly. Azstrog was associated with tortue, death and fire. In 1, Azstrog became the leader of the Eternal Evils. In 1, Azstrog settled in flighthated. In 1, Azstrog took up residence in The Unthinkable Palace(I read it as The Unthinkable Place at first) in Flighthated. Pretty awesome actually.
Akmol Soaproast. Yum Soap.
Found a couple dumber ones.