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[chaoticag]

God called Ngok Smutsweats, the pure peace blisters.

[Dareon Clearwater]

I started an adventurer this afternoon, and the first name generated was "Manmerchants."  I thought, "What, like a pimp or gigolo?  No, wait, no, this is cool, it's like he's a human childsnatcher from that one power goal."

So I play along for a while, just slashing wolves and flinging rocks at them, then I decide to take on a goblin tower.  Halfway through, I notice I've gained a title.  ..."The Fondled Nadir".  Yup, he's a gigolo.

(For those in need of the definition, a "nadir" is the bottom or lowest point of something.  Usually refers to the position of a celestial body, but if you define it as "bottom"... yeah.)

[chaoticag]

quote:Originally posted by Loctavus:
<STRONG>

Perin ScaldedOrbs.

I think I'll take him on a killing spree.</STRONG>

Change her last name to aybara and give her an axe! (Wheel of time reference)

[ May 31, 2008: Message edited by: chaoticag ]

[ May 31, 2008: Message edited by: chaoticag ]

[Cthulhu]

I just had a guy whose last name was Sharkclobbers.

[weirdbeard]

My current adventurer's random name is "Ashi Plantmobbed". Made me giggle.

[Cthulhu]

There's a brook in the embark site of my new fort called The Adorable Newt.  Awww.

[ May 31, 2008: Message edited by: Cthulhu ]

[Kagus]

I guess it didn't get better.

[weirdbeard]

I know this isn't EXACTLY the same but... unfortunate deity naming can be amusing.

[Cthulhu]

quote:Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>I guess it didn't get better.</STRONG>

I see what you did there.

[Asehujiko]

Guess who's just arrived at my fort:
Dastot Siegepioneer, baronnes.

I think we finaly have the awnser to how the gobs only attack in full force if royalty shows up.

[Arcalane]

Just ran into a Goblin Spearmaster, Bax Dreadbitch. Ran my four-armed high-damblock semi-mechanical spider-esque golemthing adventurer through in a single strike - I see how they got that name.  :eek:

[Cthulhu]

An inn called The Bejeweled Brain.

lol wut

[Bullion]

i just had a goblin in a siege called "WickedStink"

Made me chuckle.

[Rob Allen]

I just randomly generated a human spearman called Mel Adgicast, or Mel Hairstyle in English.  I guess his pompadour is so large they had to change his name to suit it.

[LegacyTyphoon]

I just started playing DF Adventure mode and I ended up with a Human Male named An Mobmukiros or "An Obscurestop".  Well see how his life ends...