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Jetman123

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #390 on: May 05, 2008, 02:23:00 pm »

Agenquogub, "Owlcreams", Town

... I don't know what the hell they were thinking when they named THAT one.

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« Reply #391 on: May 08, 2008, 06:35:00 pm »

A nation by the name of "The Big Bad Arch-Furnace of Apes".  I mean just wow.
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Asehujiko

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« Reply #392 on: May 09, 2008, 03:30:00 am »

I just found a terrifying/haunted mountain range named "the black spines" seed coming up.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #393 on: May 09, 2008, 08:47:00 am »

I once had to adventure to a highly-populated goblin tower called "The God-Forsaken Castle."

Needless to say, many an adventurer died there and made quite the corpse spike garden.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #394 on: May 10, 2008, 09:43:00 pm »

Flutetwinkes an elven retreat and
PastimeBear and elven retreat
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #395 on: May 11, 2008, 02:58:00 pm »

I got a fort named "Empireearths"...  Now I need a civ named "The Nations of Rising" or "The Empire of Ages", for a complete picture...
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #396 on: May 13, 2008, 04:32:00 am »

I found a tree in an elven place titled The Supreme Fortification. I made a bed out of it.

Edit: From the same forest retreat: Vileabyss

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #397 on: May 13, 2008, 11:15:00 am »

I once got a goblin building called "the palace of malice" and next to it, "the tower of malice".
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #398 on: May 13, 2008, 05:43:00 pm »

I just had a random adventurer named Lotheye Slutpants.  I kid you not.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #399 on: May 16, 2008, 02:38:00 pm »

Random name for a female dwarf:

Slappedbusts.

Someone quipped on another IRC channel I frequent: "Is her first name Sally?"

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #400 on: May 19, 2008, 07:21:00 pm »

My current adventurers name:
Imec Burnwinter, "the livid days of craziness"! Great title for an adventurer that started with no equipment (too much wrestling, i guess) and is by now crippling goblin knees left and right while casually walking through their fortresses.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #401 on: May 21, 2008, 10:51:00 pm »

I once had an adventurer named Adith Strokegeese the Awe-Inspiring Spy, hailed fromthe town of Hollowbowels. I still have no idea how you can be a spy and still have time to stroke geese
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #402 on: May 25, 2008, 10:24:00 pm »

I recently got a quest to kill skirtgrasps, the giant... Pervert.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #403 on: May 26, 2008, 01:06:00 am »

A mountain range called "The Romantic Spines of Death."
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #404 on: May 26, 2008, 09:30:00 am »

Hatefulgazes, human town. For some reason i have the feeling that strangers aren't well recieved here. Me ripping out the mayors eyes might also be a factor.
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