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[chaoticag]

Playsomber, the Fed Heather!
DF spoonerism at last (head feather)
A platinum bed encrusted with bituminous coal and sard,
Decorated with cave spider silk and encircled with bands of platinum, turtle bone and sard.
Has hanging rings of sardonix and meneces with spikes of steel!

It has goblins fighting dwarves on it.

... I dare you to sleep on it  

[Dareon Clearwater]

I just genned a new adventurer, first name to come up: "Dangleglories".  I am now changing the gender to male and taking it.

Edit: His lower body just exploded in gore, a cyclops is now wearing his dangling glories on her knuckles.

[ June 07, 2008: Message edited by: Dareon Clearwater ]

[Ghostpaw]

I got a dwarf with the last name "Deathmessia" or something close to that.  Will have to check later if I feel like it.

[Elitay]

I got a baby named Olin Wallscribe.

Dwarven Mother*:No, Olin! Put down that crayon!

*Or father. Who can tell anyways?

[Calessa Lynn Orphiel]

[Aqizzar]

There once was a barmaid from Dale
On whose breasts were the price of pale ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
It was also written in braille

Sorry, but you know, it's an Innjoke...

[EDIT]I had no idea this was going to be TOTP.  I'm even more sorry.

[ June 08, 2008: Message edited by: Aqizzar ]

[Kormu]

When i talked to someone, he talked about somewhere called The Sick Palace (built by The Unwelcome Rages of the Winds of Scraping)

I don't think i want to visit that palace...

[Untelligent]

I was waiting for the RNG to come up with an interesting name for my fortress the other day, and it came up with:

The Blown Handles. ...What the hell?
Namedcity. Seems like we have a complete lack of inspiration here...
Battlepaddles. ...So, anyone else here play Kingdom of Loathing?
Clenchshoots. Oh god, not MORE diarrhea...
Catbolt. Great idea, I should try that sometime.

[ June 10, 2008: Message edited by: Untelligent ]

[Ethynar]

I went through all the trouble of making my account thing just for this.
The other day, I started my adventurer. "Scarlet Polishedaunt".
I spoke to the mayor of "Handysquashed".
He gave me a quest on behalf of "The Special Society".
I was to go into "The Complex Labyrinth of Caves" to slay "Olof Orangeburger" the cyclops.
I want an orange burger...

[Lancer]

My last adventurer was sent on a quest to strike down a cyclops hiding in a cave called The Fleshy Shaft.

[MaxVance]

I started an Axedwarf. His name ended up being Bomrek Axepeaceful.

After looting a just-abandoned fort and gathering a full set of adamantine weapons and armor (the fort was made to only do this), then slaughtering dozens of goblins, I got a title. My full name? Bomrek Axepeaceful the War-Strike of Flights.

[firecrystal]

The Scandalous Cavity, an engraving.

[Loctavus]

Most recent settlement group I had was eventually called 'The Disembowelment of Cakes.'

[Seirgon]

"The Sanctum of Mange" holy temple to the worshippers of  "Rubsit Mangehogs",god of disease and deformity.

[chaoticag]

Sqauds
the assaulted dikes: It only has a guy in it though.
The swords of squashing: "only use the blunt side!"
The battles of oiling: those hinges can get reaally squeeky
The diamond nuts: "so you got balls of steel, eh..."

Civs&sites

The cage-sect of organizations: They must live out their lives in tiny boxes, placed in a neat square...

The yellow animal: Yes, they are Elves...

The Kingdom of Neutralizing: Those silly humans, using fancy words when "killing" is perfectly fine.

The Dark Fortress of Bad Bait: honestly, I think this one speaks for itself.

Thats about it, and since the internet is back, I shall continue to terrorize the forums with my horrible jokes.