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[TricMagic]

Horror beyond horrors. The sheep offers cuddles in this bloody time, and she withdraws from the front. A windmill crumbles down.

(The great pacifist gunslinger, felled by sheep and a stiff wind.)

Code: (Erik) [Select]

Hearts: 18
Hand: 6
Stars: 3
Deck: 23

Spoiler: Board (click to show/hide)

Sheep! Attack 1, Hearts 4, Stars 0
Olden Plains Windmill: 15 Hearts

Spoiler: Discard (click to show/hide)

Solo Star Power
Summer Star Maiden
Solo Star Power
Meteor Shower
Sheep of the Windy Plains
Olden Plains Windmill
Firebase
Summer Star Maiden
Mystery Ghost
Wooly
Summer Star Maiden
Mystery Ghost
Firebase
Mystery Ghost
Storm Cell
Sheep of the Windy Plains
Wooly
Olden Plains Windmill

[Failbird105]

Dalloc draws.

"Pacifist Gunslinger Waifu."

Another takes her place, and immediately star-eyes at the sight of sheepu.

"Line. End turn."

Code: (Stats.Dalloc) [Select]

Hearts: 14
Hand: 10
Stars: 12
Deck: 5


Spoiler: Board (click to show/hide)

10 Attack, 7/7 Hearts

Spoiler: Discard (click to show/hide)

Backfire x2
Organ Harvest x4
Card Caster x2
WARP Recovery Crew x4
Enkephalin Refinery x6
Unintentional Bombardment x2
Nightly Sweep x1
Sweeper x2
Ghost Eel x2
Pacifist Gunslinger Waifu x1

(You were fast enough to catch me before I left)

[TricMagic]

( )

"Show's not over yet." A wooly fluffs itself up at the waifu while a stunning maiden steps forth, the stars bursting into color, only to fall..

Reveals Mystery Ghost, Meteor Shower, Wooly. +1 Stars total.


Magnitude
3, 1, 2, 2.
The wooly is crushed by a meteorite and the Windmill takes a blow. The Waifu is crushed by the death of the wooly even though they only took a moderate blow, while the Maiden ceases to be.

Night has fallen on this land once more. And once more, the horizon is alight.

The windmill crumbles.

Code: (Erik) [Select]

Hearts: 18
Hand: 5
Stars: 3
Deck: 19(Recounting, apparently have missed windmill draws?)

Spoiler: Board (click to show/hide)

Firebase#3! Attack 7, Hearts 4

Spoiler: Discard (click to show/hide)

Solo Star Power
Summer Star Maiden
Solo Star Power
Meteor Shower
Sheep of the Windy Plains
Olden Plains Windmill
Firebase
Summer Star Maiden
Mystery Ghost
Wooly
Summer Star Maiden
Mystery Ghost
Firebase
Mystery Ghost
Storm Cell
Sheep of the Windy Plains
Wooly
Olden Plains Windmill
Meteor Shower
Sheep of the Windy Plains
Summer Star Maiden
Olden Plains Windmill

(Edge of my seat, hoping and praying for you to deck out. RNG don't fail me now. I need a maiden.)

[NUKE9.13]

(Edge of my seat, hoping and praying for you to deck out. RNG don't fail me now. I need a maiden.)

Hang on- the rules say nothing about running out of deck being a loss. I know it is in MTG, but if it is the case in this game as well, that should be in the rules.

[TricMagic]

(Edge of my seat, hoping and praying for you to deck out. RNG don't fail me now. I need a maiden.)

Hang on- the rules say nothing about running out of deck being a loss. I know it is in MTG, but if it is the case in this game as well, that should be in the rules.

Ah.. Apparently I've been repressing that as it's probably my only hope of winning. You're right.

So instead have to fight through fail's entire deck to actually get the knockout here.

[Failbird105]

Hang on- the rules say nothing about running out of deck being a loss. I know it is in MTG, but if it is the case in this game as well, that should be in the rules.

(Yeah, pretty sure it wasn't in the last game. You just kinda where at a horrible disadvantage since you had no more cards. Now then.)

Dalloc draws.

"Unintentional Bombardment"

Damn those catgirls and their unnecessarily large and trigger-happy artillery divisions

"Sinker"

Code: (Stats.Dalloc) [Select]

Hearts: 14
Hand: 10
Stars: 12
Deck: 4


Spoiler: Board (click to show/hide)

A Mountain of Smiling Bodies

Spoiler: Discard (click to show/hide)

Backfire x2
Organ Harvest x4
Card Caster x2
WARP Recovery Crew x4
Enkephalin Refinery x6
Unintentional Bombardment x2
Nightly Sweep x1
Sweeper x2
Ghost Eel x2
Pacifist Gunslinger Waifu x2

(Was convinced not to go to McD's at all. Anyway, I appreciate you willing to hold on and let me pull off my Plan here Tric instead of sparing yourself the time by forfeiting, it's almost ready.)

[TricMagic]

From the mountain of smiling bodies and wreckage comes another ghost. (1,2,1)

Code: (Erik) [Select]

Hearts: 18
Hand: 5
Stars: 3
Deck: 18

Spoiler: Board (click to show/hide)

Mystery Ghost #?: 3 Attack, 2 Hearts, 0 Stars

Spoiler: Discard (click to show/hide)

Solo Star Power
Summer Star Maiden
Solo Star Power
Meteor Shower
Sheep of the Windy Plains
Olden Plains Windmill
Firebase
Summer Star Maiden
Mystery Ghost
Wooly
Summer Star Maiden
Mystery Ghost
Firebase
Mystery Ghost
Storm Cell
Sheep of the Windy Plains
Wooly
Olden Plains Windmill
Meteor Shower
Sheep of the Windy Plains
Summer Star Maiden
Olden Plains Windmill
Firebase

(The number of times you've killed my cards exceeds the number of firebases destroyed by catgirls. Also, how many Bombardments have you used by now?)

[NUKE9.13]

From the mountain of smiling bodies and wreckage comes another ghost.

Haha. It's funny because... you'll see.

(The number of times you've killed my cards exceeds the number of firebases destroyed by catgirls. Also, how many Bombardments have you used by now?)

She's kept her discard spoiler up to date.
E: No she hasn't. Three.

[Failbird105]

She's kept her discard spoiler up to date.
E: No she hasn't. Three.

(yeah sorry, fixed now.)

Dalloc draws, it's practically performative at this point considering she can all but guess what will enter her hand next when there's so few options.

"I remove both Pacifist Gunslinger Waifu's and a Sweeper from the game in order to play The Mountain of Bodies"

The earth shudders, rotten flesh and corpses knot together and pile themselves high. The rubble of ruin supplements mass, the hateful glowing blades of a Sweeper take root at the ends of arms, and unassuming yet deadly pistols join them. A hulk of death and hate rises into the sky, tall enough to look the players themselves in the eyes. The abomination does not roar, it screams in agony, in hunger. And as faces well to its surface, petrified white with malformed grins, there is no other way to describe it than a Mountain of Smiling Bodies.

Code: (Stats.Dalloc) [Select]

Hearts: 14
Hand: 10
Stars: 10
Deck: 4


Spoiler: Board (click to show/hide)

23 Attack, 17/17 Hearts

Spoiler: Discard (click to show/hide)

Backfire x2
Organ Harvest x4
Card Caster x2
WARP Recovery Crew x4
Enkephalin Refinery x6
Unintentional Bombardment x3
Nightly Sweep x1
Sweeper x1
Ghost Eel x2

(A risk is being taken, but considering the almost definite possibility you simply have more units than I can deal with at one time, it's worth not allowing the chance to build up a board)

[dgr11897]

(JESUS CHRIST ON A CRACKER. Well. I guess we know what we're going to need to find a solution for next chance we get.)

[Failbird105]

(You better be afraid of this card, it costed 7 stars to get where it is. This entire game I've just been desperately trying to pull my PGWs so I can play this monster at its absolute best.)

[TricMagic]

... "I really should have brought a gate today. Jesus Christ."


A wooly stares up at the monstrosity that has formed.


(Supernerd, that is way too powerful for a 2 star card. Not that it maters given they could play it even as a 3-4 star. 3 is more reasonable..)

[Failbird105]

(Supernerd, that is way too powerful for a 2 star card. Not that it maters given they could play it even as a 3-4 star. 3 is more reasonable..)

(Except it's not a 2-star card. It's a 7-star card that would have taken, at minimum, 5 turns and 5 cards to make, it costed 2 stars for each 10/7 and 1 star for the 3/3, and each of those stat boosts costed 1 or more turns. Honestly I thought it was too weak when he made it 0/0 by default, I just was allowed to build stars endlessly and prepare for it. A real best-case scenario aside from the time it took to draw the components.

Considering its combined Star cost surpasses literally anything played in the game so far by more than double and there would automatically be a minimum 4 turn span for you to potentially completely derail it, I'd say it's well fair. If you want to know how to beat the Mountain, the answer is that you stop it before it can start. Also like, if you played Firebase before it with literally any sort of Hearts buff at all then you could take it down to only 3 hearts(or so, depending on the exact Hearts of the fodder))

Dalloc draws, as the rules state she must.

"I play Fog Of War for 1 star. Effect 2 Targeting ghost, and Effect 5 to repeat it targeting Wooly."

A merciful fog descends over the ghost and sheep, concealing their eyes from what is to come.

"I attack you directly."
Gaping maws and rotten limbs twist and shudder, as the avatar of Rot bears down upon Erik all at once.

Code: (Stats.Dalloc) [Select]

Hearts: 14
Hand: 10
Stars: 9
Deck: 3


Spoiler: Board (click to show/hide)

23 Attack, 17/17 Hearts

Spoiler: Discard (click to show/hide)

Backfire x2
Organ Harvest x4
Card Caster x2
WARP Recovery Crew x4
Enkephalin Refinery x6
Unintentional Bombardment x3
Nightly Sweep x1
Sweeper x1
Ghost Eel x2
Fog of War x1

[Supernerd]

Dalloc of Team 2 has won!
Dalloc has gained 2 Victory Points for claiming a neutral territory.
Team 2 is now in control of The City

[Failbird105]

For reference, my hand:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Mountain
Harvest
Skiff
Sweep
Caster
Skiff
Eel
WARP

and my remaining deck:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Backfire
Eel
WARP
Harvest