Name: Martha Caldwell
Character description: An elderly lady made entirely from shiny chrome metal, except for glowing blue eyes.
Special abilities: Metallic Resilience, Dodge, Parry
Doesn't matter, they can't hurt me. Go for a coffee and watch the unsealed evil wreck the world for me.
(3) You go to the coffee machine. It only holds a couple ounces but coffee is coffee
(I'm in first place and all I can do is casually steal billions of dollars and destroy large historic buildings.)
"Wow.. there's just so much." Rachel looks at the valuables, eyes shining with light reflected off the piles of gold. Then her stomach growls again.
"I think I should eat something more dragony today."
Fill my pockets with gold and find some cows. There any cow farms about?
Name: Rachel Mallory
Character Description: A six foot long bright red winged western dragon. Or a five foot tall red-haired 13 year old human child.
Special Abilities: Draconic greed. Having more of anything, be it food, wealth, fame, territory, etcetera, grants more power.
Fire Magic: Control over the element of fire.
Dragon Transformation: Can change between human and dragon forms.
-> +1 Claws and Fangs.
Acquired: Damaged suburban home.
$120
Billions of Loot!
(5) Oh yeah there are cow farms nearby. The cow population in each of them seems to be above average.
(Kind of strange to be in second place when all I've done is hit a moose with a van, still pretty cool.)
"Damn I should of invested in a winch."
Sit for a bit then drag the moose the rest of the way into the van, can't work with it visible to the public.
Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Character description: An angry looking balding man that has a mustache, he's wearing a filthy old lab coat.
Special abilities: He knows how to bring the dead back to life with the power of science, and how to give anything human level intelligence also with the power of science!
Inventory: Damaged van with a lab, map, gun, dead moose
(3) You manage to painfully drag the moose the rest of the way and end up having to rest again. Your arms and legs hurt a bit.
(Huh, the chickens are evil.)
Improve myself and a select few of great loyalty to me on a genetic level, get rid of any impurities, enhance bone strength/durability, harder to kill etc etc.
Invite moose dude to my lair.
(2) Whatever they do to you ends up making your bones brittle and causes you to constantly suffer from colds and chest pains. You got the right people right?
I know what this game needs. Well, not really, since i haven't read the actions to this point. But here's my character anyway.
Speaking of, here’s the sheet:
Name:ArgleBargle
Character description: A two hundred foot tall angry black pantherman
Special abilities: (anything your character can do that makes them stand out, whether it be a skill that character is highly proficient at, a magical ability, or something that’s part of your physiology. You will be allowed up to three of these)
Special Ability 1: is 200 feet tall. Somehow violates the square-cube law and doesn't collapse under his own weight
Special ability 2: Angry smash and slash. Basically a chaotic berserker, hell bent on destruction
Special ability 3: Anchor of an Old One. The more attention ArgleBargle gets, the more attention of the Old One is drawn to this world. chaos beings spawn in the wake of ArgleBargle's mighty deeds. Ironically, ArgleBargle's Old One's attribute is Ennui, meaning that his creatures induce a state of indifference and boredom. think: waiting at a dentist's office for your friend who is getting their wisdom teeth pulled. think: 3:30 on a Friday at the office - the beige walls crawling with blandness and a faint sense of decay, the clock ticking away just outside your field of vision, and one last task that sho8uld take fifteen minutes but is going to take two hours to complete.
200 feet?! That’s really tall. Anyway welcome new villain!
The Chicken Rampage:
(Hidden) The chickens multiply and spread rapidly, leaving behind a wake of destruction wherever they go. Unfortunately, this includes where all of you are at.
Martha vs Chickens(2+2 v 4) The chickens catch you a little by surprise while you were drinking your coffee and manage to knock you over, but they still don’t seem to be doing any actual damage.
Rachel vs Chickens(6+1 v 4) Rachel manages to actually beat back the invasive tidal wave of feathery fury. They probably won’t bother her next round.
Dr. Unpleasant vs Chickens(2 v 4) Dr. Unpleasant is not so fortunate. Him and his moose get tore up pretty bad by all the claws and beaks before the wave passes over. How inconvenient.
Logan vs Chickens(6 v 4) In spite of Logan’s recent attempts to improve his physical condition gone wrong, him and his forces also fight off the chicken stampede.
ArgleBargle vs Chickens(4 +2 v 6) ArgleBargle’s 200 foot tallness and berserker tendencies really save him against the chickens. They are now locked in fierce combat.
Villain Leaderboard
1. Logan Von Newman
2. Rachel Mallory
3. Martha Caldwell
4. ArgleBargle
5. Dr. Unpleasant
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Topic: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing (Read 20339 times)