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[King Zultan]

"Holy shit, bastard came outta nowhere!"
Grab my gun from the van and shoot the moose in the chest before it gets back up!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Character description: An angry looking balding man that has a mustache, he's wearing a filthy old lab coat.
Special abilities: He knows how to bring the dead back to life with the power of science, and how to give anything human level intelligence also with the power of science!
Inventory: Damaged van with a lab, map

[SuperDino85]

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Name: Martha Caldwell
Character description: An elderly lady made entirely from shiny chrome metal, except for glowing blue eyes.
Special abilities: Metallic Resilience, Dodge, Parry

"Good hen."

Headpat chicken. Then move on with my life.

(1) You try to headpat chicken, but the chicken bites your hand, and suddenly a huge flock of chickens rapidly close in and start biting and pecking and clawing with way more violence than any regular chicken should have.

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 Name: Logan Von Newman

Description: A mad scientist wearing a pristine white lab coat with slick black hair and golden eyes. His flesh squirms around when agitated due to a failed super solider serum he injected into himself.

Special Abilities:
Mad Scientist: Able to create basically anything given enough time/resources.

Perfect Science: is inhumanly skilled at all fields of science.

Blessed: Absurdly lucky, everything in his life just seems to go his way, resulting in him being the owner of a prosperous and thriving company which specializes in security.

Make a super serum

(Is there going to be a leaderboard like last time? So we know who is ahead of who?)

(4) You make a serum. It’s extraordinary but not by much.

"I should find someone rich enough to pay in gold and jewels.

..Or maybe just steal from someone rich.  That's just as good."

There any yachts about?  Occupied or unoccupied?

Spoiler: Rachel Mallory, dragon child. (click to show/hide)

Name: Rachel Mallory
Character Description: A six foot long bright red winged western dragon.  Or a five foot tall red-haired 13 year old human child.
Special Abilities: Draconic greed.  Having more of anything, be it food, wealth, fame, territory, etcetera, grants more power.
Fire Magic: Control over the element of fire.
Dragon Transformation: Can change between human and dragon forms.
-> +1 Claws and Fangs.

Acquired: Damaged suburban home.
$120

(2) Unfortunately, you don’t see any yachts around.

"Holy shit, bastard came outta nowhere!"
Grab my gun from the van and shoot the moose in the chest before it gets back up!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Character description: An angry looking balding man that has a mustache, he's wearing a filthy old lab coat.
Special abilities: He knows how to bring the dead back to life with the power of science, and how to give anything human level intelligence also with the power of science!
Inventory: Damaged van with a lab, map

(6) You shoot the moose directly in the heart. It keels over.

[Knightwing64]

Drink the serum as I gloat about my awesomeness. Unleash propaganda about other villains

[Devastator]

Next check, mansions?  There any proper palatial estates around here?

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Name: Rachel Mallory
Character Description: A six foot long bright red winged western dragon.  Or a five foot tall red-haired 13 year old human child.
Special Abilities: Draconic greed.  Having more of anything, be it food, wealth, fame, territory, etcetera, grants more power.
Fire Magic: Control over the element of fire.
Dragon Transformation: Can change between human and dragon forms.
-> +1 Claws and Fangs.

Acquired: Damaged suburban home.
$120

[King Zultan]

"Okay now for the hard part getting this big bastard into the van."
Turn my van around so I can drag the dead moose up the ramp and into the lab in the back of the van.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Character description: An angry looking balding man that has a mustache, he's wearing a filthy old lab coat.
Special abilities: He knows how to bring the dead back to life with the power of science, and how to give anything human level intelligence also with the power of science!
Inventory: Damaged van with a lab, map, gun, dead moose

[Egan_BW]

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Name: Martha Caldwell
Character description: An elderly lady made entirely from shiny chrome metal, except for glowing blue eyes.
Special abilities: Metallic Resilience, Dodge, Parry

Casually defend myself. Emphasis on the defense.

"Oh, I'm afraid that won't work on me, dears."

[SuperDino85]

Drink the serum as I gloat about my awesomeness. Unleash propaganda about other villains

(3) You drink the serum. It tastes really fruity and bubbly, but nothing really happens.

Next check, mansions?  There any proper palatial estates around here?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Rachel Mallory
Character Description: A six foot long bright red winged western dragon.  Or a five foot tall red-haired 13 year old human child.
Special Abilities: Draconic greed.  Having more of anything, be it food, wealth, fame, territory, etcetera, grants more power.
Fire Magic: Control over the element of fire.
Dragon Transformation: Can change between human and dragon forms.
-> +1 Claws and Fangs.

Acquired: Damaged suburban home.
$120

(6) You find a castle and loot it of everything it has, which in total is probably worth billions, but you level the castle in the process.

"Okay now for the hard part getting this big bastard into the van."
Turn my van around so I can drag the dead moose up the ramp and into the lab in the back of the van.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Character description: An angry looking balding man that has a mustache, he's wearing a filthy old lab coat.
Special abilities: He knows how to bring the dead back to life with the power of science, and how to give anything human level intelligence also with the power of science!
Inventory: Damaged van with a lab, map, gun, dead moose

(3) You turn your vehicle around and attempt to drag the moose up the ramp. It’s really heavy though, and you only manage to get it on the ramp before wearing yourself out.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Martha Caldwell
Character description: An elderly lady made entirely from shiny chrome metal, except for glowing blue eyes.
Special abilities: Metallic Resilience, Dodge, Parry

Casually defend myself. Emphasis on the defense.

"Oh, I'm afraid that won't work on me, dears."

Martha vs Chickens (5+2 v 6)

You are perfectly capable of holding off some pesky chickens, but these chickens in particular, despite being ineffective, are RELENTLESS. Not to mention, you manage to get a glimpse through all the flying feather madness of even more chickens breaking in through the walls of the building.


Villain Leaderboard:

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1. Logan Von Newman

2. Rachel Mallory

3. Martha Caldwell

4. Dr. Unpleasant

[Egan_BW]

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Name: Martha Caldwell
Character description: An elderly lady made entirely from shiny chrome metal, except for glowing blue eyes.
Special abilities: Metallic Resilience, Dodge, Parry

Doesn't matter, they can't hurt me. Go for a coffee and watch the unsealed evil wreck the world for me.

[Knightwing64]

I have a multi million dollar company, a army of robots and infiltrator versions of said robots, but I’m behind the dude who has been dragging a moose the whole time.






Makes sense.

[Egan_BW]

I mean, I unleased a terrible evil on the world and am at the bottom, don't complain.

[Devastator]

(I'm in first place and all I can do is casually steal billions of dollars and destroy large historic buildings.)

"Wow.. there's just so much."  Rachel looks at the valuables, eyes shining with light reflected off the piles of gold.  Then her stomach growls again.

"I think I should eat something more dragony today."

Fill my pockets with gold and find some cows.  There any cow farms about?

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Name: Rachel Mallory
Character Description: A six foot long bright red winged western dragon.  Or a five foot tall red-haired 13 year old human child.
Special Abilities: Draconic greed.  Having more of anything, be it food, wealth, fame, territory, etcetera, grants more power.
Fire Magic: Control over the element of fire.
Dragon Transformation: Can change between human and dragon forms.
-> +1 Claws and Fangs.

Acquired: Damaged suburban home.
$120
Billions of Loot!

[King Zultan]

(Kind of strange to be in second place when all I've done is hit a moose with a van, still pretty cool.)

"Damn I should of invested in a winch."
Sit for a bit then drag the moose the rest of the way into the van, can't work with it visible to the public.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Character description: An angry looking balding man that has a mustache, he's wearing a filthy old lab coat.
Special abilities: He knows how to bring the dead back to life with the power of science, and how to give anything human level intelligence also with the power of science!
Inventory: Damaged van with a lab, map, gun, dead moose

[Knightwing64]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name: Logan Von Newman

Description: A mad scientist wearing a pristine white lab coat with slick black hair and golden eyes. His flesh squirms around when agitated due to a failed super solider serum he injected into himself.

Special Abilities:
Mad Scientist: Able to create basically anything given enough time/resources.

Perfect Science: is inhumanly skilled at all fields of science.

Blessed: Absurdly lucky, everything in his life just seems to go his way, resulting in him being the owner of a prosperous and thriving company which specializes in security.

Inventory: Multi million dollar company. Army of robots and infiltrator robots. Empty super serum bottle. 

Use super smarts to restore my rightful place at the top of the leaderboard

[SuperDino85]

I have a multi million dollar company, a army of robots and infiltrator versions of said robots, but I’m behind the dude who has been dragging a moose the whole time.






Makes sense.

My bad I forgot all about the robots. I updated the placements

[SuperDino85]

I mean, I unleased a terrible evil on the world and am at the bottom, don't complain.

There’s kind of a difference between simply unleashing it and getting attacked by the thing you unleashed. Don’t worry though cause things are going to get wild now that the terrible evil is out and all of your current placements could change drastically anyway