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[TricMagic]

Got confused, It's black paladin apparently. Also, 1s for everyone. You better hope that kills me, cause I wonder how my Greater Fool's Luck would clash with your Misfortune..(if I triggered it.)

[Egan_BW]

Better everybody gets a 1 than everybody dies in a fire, tric.

[Devastator]

I suspect a good number of us would survive even a successful fire.

(Also, it's kinda getting a bit old having you do immediate PvP actions in every game.  Is there something going on?
I mean, if you want more PvP games, I've got some ideas for one I could run.)

[TricMagic]

(You throw her in an unknown situation, her first response is fire. Might help if she knew you. And you liked fire. As is, expect her to burn a lot of things.)
(Why did we spawn in some sort of dungeon anyway.)

[Devastator]

(Yeah, that sounds like your character is just going to set everything on fire forever.  I'll counterattack next turn.

This seems like a very appropriate game to be destructive, but if you're going to attack all the other players on turn 2, that's just too quick.)

[King Zultan]

(I'm predicting that the world won't last very long once we get out of this place.)

[Devastator]

(Dunno.  That would seem likely, but there might be surprises.

..and probably not by me, Suzy's not built to destroy the world quickly.)

[Knightwing64]

(I'm predicting that the world won't last very long once we get out of this place.)

Oh, to be summoned here you had to press yourself into a smaller and weaker “avatar” form which is why the world didn’t turn into a singing ball of flesh the second you appeared.

Alright, so heres some powerlevels for the natives here.

Apprentice Wizard: Noob

Wizard: Only barely a threat if there is a bunch of them.

Greater Wizard: Slight threat

Archmage: Moderate threat.

Now, that is just for wizards but you can basically use that for every person here by guessing strength.

Now, divinity is going to be the real problem here as they are very close to your strength, some even above it, and they really don’t want you here other then the few completely evil gods.

[Knightwing64]

Alright, the turn should be out in a day or two.

[BlackPaladin99]

(I'm predicting that the world won't last very long once we get out of this place.)

Oh, to be summoned here you had to press yourself into a smaller and weaker “avatar” form which is why the world didn’t turn into a singing ball of flesh the second you appeared.

Alright, so heres some powerlevels for the natives here.

Apprentice Wizard: Noob

Wizard: Only barely a threat if there is a bunch of them.

Greater Wizard: Slight threat

Archmage: Moderate threat.

Now, that is just for wizards but you can basically use that for every person here by guessing strength.

Now, divinity is going to be the real problem here as they are very close to your strength, some even above it, and they really don’t want you here other then the few completely evil gods.

If this is the case then we must find evil gods!!!

[King Zultan]

Evil gods shall be our best friends, whether they like it or not!

[Egan_BW]

It is not to be known whether or not a god would be friend to It. Evil or not.

[Knightwing64]

                                        Turn 2

the blade THE BLADE

edit: Activate Misfortune out of self-preservation.

[6]
(Sorry, can’t edit your action.)

You summon a fleshy blade.

Remain still. Laugh at the humans as they try to wound me. Kindly suggest they try using something with a bit more punch. Here, let me grab this big rock with my tongues and GIVE IT TO THEM.

[3]

The rock smash’s one of the humans.

(Using yellow text to represent the colony talking to the host body in secret.)

Be careful, Suzy, just say you're lost.  We don't know who brought us here, or how this place works.

"I.. don't know, I'm not from here.  I was on my ship, and we were trying to save the universe, and then I was just sorta yanked somewhere and ended up here.  What's going on?  Are you adventurers?"

Charm charm charm them!  Put out a few sparkles.

[5]

A haze settles over their eyes. They grow a few more eyes. “Yes m’lord, we are indeed adventurers, what shall you have us do?”

Steve sighs "This is going to be one of those days isn't it?"
Put my eyeballs back into their sockets and observe my surroundings

(Lol)
[1]
You sprained your arms too bad. They fell off. The arms laugh at you. “Looooooooossssssssseeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr”

"MY MIND!"
Think of some stuff to turn my brain back on.

[2]
(This should be a failure, but due to your powers I can’t reasonably say you’d fail at this. You can convert chemicals and grant intelligence.)

Your brain turns back on after adjusting some chemicals.

the blade keeps trying to attract that human

[4]

The warrior grabs the blade and screams in horror as he is transformed.

Incinerate everything around me. too many humans, too many things. Let their souls fuel the fires of a hellgate.

Pick up the Blade though. A weapon is always good.

[2]

You summon a small fire that gives some of the adventurers a burn, they shake it off. Disappointing. You do pick up the flesh blade however.




Reality 10/10

[Devastator]

This is weird.  We'd better get out of here.. these others seem really weird.  Lets just get out of here before we die or turn into some kinda creatures.  We can zap them once we know what this place is like

"Lets get out of here, away to safety.  Move move move!"

Flee.  Have Suzy carry people if necessary.  Lets get everyone who is loyal to Suzy now out of here before we all die due to strangeness.

[syvarris]

(Sorry, can’t edit your action.)

((This is an extremely bad practice.  Editing actions is essentially just adding the content of a newer post to an older one, which is done to reduce spam and make it easier for the GM to see all actions posted by someone.  Banning edits is saying either A) you want people to post actions over multiple posts, reducing clarity for everyone in the thread, or B) saying that someone isn't allowed to react to a post later than theirs... which incentivises not posting at all in any kind of PvP scenario.

TL;DR, everyone accepts editing actions, and for good reason.))