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[Magmacube_tr]

This isn't version specific, all of them count.

For me it was the rain melting everything it lands on.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

From legends mode, law enforcement officials being fooled by villains into convicting themselves.

[delphonso]

D: Hello, I'm Debuk Murderstains.
P: Where can I find Debuk Murderstains?
D: I don't know, myself, and don't know anyone who could tell you.

Or the legendary:
In the time before time, I killed me.

[Magmacube_tr]

Or the legendary:
In the time before time, I killed me.

Oh my Goodness. I actually laughed.

[Bumber]

In a time before time, somebody attacked somebody.

[brewer bob]

Animals worshiping deities and becoming alcoholic after being traumatized.

[Mobbstar]

Animals become legendary historic figures if a murderous lunatic (="adventurer") accidentally almost opens their mouth to speak, instead of looking at said animal.

[King Zultan]

Going into a market filled with dingo men all saying "In a time before time I attacked me." over and over again.

[TheBeardyMan]

The vampire who tried to blame it on a goose.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

The vampire who tried to blame it on a goose.

Pfft...vampires wish they were half as scary as geese.

[Quietust]

Cats walking around in taverns, getting alcohol on their paws, cleaning themselves, then getting drunk and dying of alcohol poisoning.

[voliol]

I don't know if it was ever reproduced, but the alleged bug of someone planting a bed is one I favor.
If no-reproduce bugs are outside of the rules, then "Crash due to zero-size weasel".

[brewer bob]

The vampire who tried to blame it on a goose.

Haha, that was a good one. I think it should be brought back as a feature. Animal trials were a thing and they would fit well in the goofiness of DF.

[Bumber]

Vampires would also blame the draining of blood on the victims themselves.

Obviously they were practicing bloodletting on themselves instead of letting the doctors handle it.

[delphonso]

When that dwarf ate mudman mud was pretty good. If you go to the wiki and look at the quote of the day section, they have a lot of the classics: cats lick paws, get drunk, begin bar fights. Or babies play horsie with their mothers until mother dies of dehydration, from the first 47.00 release.