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Kilojoule Proton

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Somethingmancer [SG]
« on: June 25, 2021, 10:35:08 pm »

You are a freshly minted oracle from the illustrious College of Whatevermancy. What is your name and specialty? Where have you set up shop?

Name:
Specialty:
(A) Pyromancy
(B) Necromancy
(C) Arachnomancy
(D) Hepatomancy, or some say haruspicy
(E) Aeromancy
(F) Something else
Location:
(A) A stinky mountain cave
(B) An imperious royal's court
(C) A little shop that wasn't there yesterday
(D) Somewhere else
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Re: Somethingmancer [SG]
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2021, 10:43:03 pm »

Specialty:
(F) MancyMancy, the control of Divination

Location
(D) A shop that wasn't there yesterday set up in the imperious royal court of cave trolls in a stinky mountain cave.
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Re: Somethingmancer [SG]
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2021, 11:27:13 pm »

(F): Cubomancy! This game is now an RTD!

(B)
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Re: Somethingmancer [SG]
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2021, 11:31:24 pm »

A note: KJP appears to be actually using the “-mancy” suffix correctly, that is, to refer to methods of divination, rather than the common usage of being the magic of controlling whatever.

I suggest ferromancy (H, I guess; Egan, you should be G), in that wandering, disappearing shop (C). I mean, it is the perfect startup.
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Re: Somethingmancer [SG]
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2021, 11:39:38 pm »

(F) Anthropomancy.

(B)
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Re: Somethingmancer [SG]
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2021, 12:30:05 am »

[F] Datamancy, a method of divination based on the exploitation of historical data, with heavy use of statistics and probabilistic modeling.

[A] A basement
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Re: Somethingmancer [SG]
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2021, 12:46:47 am »

A) Pyromancy
A) Stinky Cave
The fires tell us their secrets!
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Re: Somethingmancer [SG]
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2021, 12:48:00 am »

(F) Anthropomancy.

(B)
Not sure what it is but I'll +1 it.
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Re: Somethingmancer [SG]
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2021, 12:49:32 am »

(F) Anthropomancy.

(B)
Not sure what it is but I'll +1 it.

Human sacrifice
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Re: Somethingmancer [SG]
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2021, 01:29:09 am »

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Re: Somethingmancer [SG]
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2021, 02:04:34 am »

(F) Anthropomancy.

(B)
Not sure what it is but I'll +1 it.

Human sacrifice

Remember… the gods get the entrails, but *we* get to eat the rest!
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Re: Somethingmancer [SG]
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2021, 03:29:51 am »

Quote from: Name
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Quote from: Specialty
(A) Pyromancy
(F) MancyMancy: +1
(G) Cubomancy: +1
(H) Ferromancy: +1
(I) Anthropomancy: +3
(J) Datamancy: +1
Quote from: Location
(A) A stinky mountain cave basement: +2
(B) An imperious royal's court: +4
(C) A little shop that wasn't there yesterday: +1
A shop that wasn't there yesterday set up in the imperious royal court of cave trolls in a stinky mountain cave: +1

You are a master of anthropomancy in an imperious royal's court! You...probably shouldn't advertise your area of expertise too loudly. The general public rightfully isn't too fond of human sacrifice despite the priests' reassurances.

As for your name, you've found that in your line of work, it often pays not to disclose your name. Your hesitance on this matter is somewhat begrudgingly tolerated by your employer, the brash and bloodthirsty Covetous Prince, seventh son of the Regal Despoiler and heir to little more than this backwater city. Scarcely an hour goes by after you finish unpacking your belongings in your luxurious quarters before you're summoned to the Prince's gardens for your first assignment.

"Anthropomancer," he says, "my father is growing old, and my brothers and sisters stand to inherit his richest lands. My army is well-equipped but small and trained only against nomadic raiders. Tell me what I must do to secure my rightful rewards."

(A) The gods will surely know what the Prince needs. Request a suitable sacrifice.
(B) Is it dinnertime already? Request a suitable sacrifice.
(C-Z) Write-in: This request is too open-ended for the entrails. Skip the sacrifice and advise the Prince directly.
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Re: Somethingmancer [SG]
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2021, 03:35:39 am »

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Re: Somethingmancer [SG]
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2021, 04:35:39 am »

A-ex: The gods will surely know what the Prince needs. Request a suitable sacrifice: one, or more of his elder siblings. When dealing with family matters, it is best to go straight to the source to get accurate answers with Anthropomancy.
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Re: Somethingmancer [SG]
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2021, 07:43:17 am »

A-ex: The gods will surely know what the Prince needs. Request a suitable sacrifice: one, or more of his elder siblings. When dealing with family matters, it is best to go straight to the source to get accurate answers with Anthropomancy.

+1.  Advise the Prince that, the more of his elder siblings that are sacrificed, the more the gods will favor him in his struggle for power.

((Yay!  Self-fulfilling prophecies!  W00t!  W00t!))
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