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Author Topic: ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR  (Read 10669 times)

EuchreJack

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ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR
« on: May 10, 2021, 10:29:23 pm »

Welcome B12 friends to the
GREATEST
FORUM
GAME
EVER!

That's right, we're going to play ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR

You are in front of a Door.  What do you do?

Egan_BW

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Re: ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2021, 10:31:37 pm »

Door.
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micelus

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Re: ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2021, 10:33:46 pm »

Door it.
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AzyWng

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Re: ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2021, 10:58:17 pm »

Door the Door.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2021, 11:17:02 pm »

Knock on the door and, when someone answers, offer them a pamphlet and ask them if they have time to hear a message about our Lord and Master Cthulhu and His Plan for the souls of mankind.  Make sure to stick our foot in the door to prevent them from closing it.
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Re: ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2021, 11:22:09 pm »

Become (one with) the door.
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methylatedspirit

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Re: ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2021, 11:24:01 pm »

Code: [Select]
# DOOR <DOOR>

DOOR DOOR ()
{
DOOR::DOOR << "DOOR";
DOOR 0;
}
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Re: ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2021, 11:28:23 pm »

Let's find out how this game works before we start testing its limits.

Open the door.
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Egan_BW

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Re: ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2021, 11:56:41 pm »

Let's find out how this game works before we start testing its limits.

DOOR
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VoidSlayer

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Re: ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2021, 12:58:38 am »

I cast Door into the Door.

King Zultan

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Re: ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2021, 01:01:06 am »

I glitch into the door, then get cut in half.
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micelus

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Re: ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2021, 01:17:09 am »

Code: [Select]
# DOOR <DOOR>

DOOR DOOR ()
{
DOOR::DOOR << "DOOR";
DOOR 0;
}

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Devastator

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Re: ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2021, 04:06:37 am »

Jar.
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Re: ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2021, 04:13:02 am »

UNHINGE IT! AQUIRE THE DOOR!
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Re: ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2021, 05:23:08 am »

Seduce the ARCHCONSERVATIVE door and say: "Nice hinge. Wanna fuck?"
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