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[King Zultan]

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"YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU'VE DESTROYED SOME OF MY FATNESS, I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT!"
Grab the spear from the ground and find the guy that threw it and stab the shit out of him with it.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

NAME: Burt Smith
PHOTO:Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 4
BMI: 0

ITEMS:
Utility Duck Tape: $2.97
3 Gallon Oil Free Portable Air Compressor with hose: $49.88
18-Gauge 3/8-Inch to 2-Inch Pneumatic Brad Nailer + 2000 Nails: $35.00 BROKEN
25FT Outdoor Extension Cord: $9.94

[Radio Controlled]

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Try again! Failing that, make a bomb out of blender parts.

Also look for that food court to regain that BMI!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1 => 0

Hudson 4 gal. Commercial Bak-Pak Sprayer (55.99)
Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Expert Grill Charcoal Lighter Fluid, Premium Odorless Lighter Fuel, 64 Oz (4.57)
Bernzomatic, Basic Torch Kit, With Built In Ignition (15.44)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30
a claw hammer (12.99)

[Xantalos]

"Eenie meenie miney moe! To the napalm you will go!"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Napalm cannon that potential foreigner! No French things allowed in Murica save for french fries!

[piecewise]

Spoiler: Contestant (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy "Bubba" Joe
Photo: here
Stats:
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 1
Thrustadjust: 0
Hardsy: 4
Intelectable: 0
Viewbetter: 2
BMI: 4-4
Purchased Items:
Hyper Tough 20V HT Charge Cordless 10 inch Auto-Oiling Chainsaw HT19-401-003-11 ($72.00)
Corona Extra Coronita Mexican Lager Beer, 6 pk 7 fl oz Bottles, 4.6% ABV ($6.48)
Zippo Windproof Satin Chrome? Pocket Lighter ($10.42)
First Honey Manuka Bandages, 12 ct. ($5.96)
Loose cigarette ()
Total cost: 94.86 or something, Bubba ain't too good at the Numbers and all that
Loot:
Denim Jacket

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One last chance, Pin Redundo under my shield so he can't shoot me with his fucking arrows, then try to grab and break one of his arms/hands.
EDIT: Bubba should be laying on top of the shield to keep Redundo pinned

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[5v6][4v8][5v5][12v2][5+1v8]
Redundo nocks and arrow and fires it at Bubba while retreating. Bubba whips the door around in front of himself and catches the arrow while charging after Redundo. He bull rushes into Redundo, keeping the door pressed against him but is unable to overbear or outrun him. The two, running together, make it over into the bakery.

Temere comes charging  Redundo from somewhere to the north. She chases the two of them into the bakery and makes a wild stab at Redundo's throat, but he somehow manages to slap the attack away while still fending off Bubba's advance.

Spoiler: I love the arrow not for its swiftness… (click to show/hide)

 Finish the job. Back off a bit and put another arrow in.

Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo: https://imgur.com/HftZcFD
Stats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3

Inventory
Bow - $41.32
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59
8 Arrows (4 in Bubba) - $24.99
Machete - $16.99
Knives (4)
TOTAL = $98.89

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[5v6][4v8][5v5][12v2][5+1v8]
Redundo nocks and arrow and fires it at Bubba while retreating. Bubba whips the door around in front of himself and catches the arrow while charging after Redundo. He bull rushes into Redundo, keeping the door pressed against him but is unable to overbear or outrun him. The two, running together, make it over into the bakery.

Temere comes charging  Redundo from somewhere to the north. She chases the two of them into the bakery and makes a wild stab at Redundo's throat, but he somehow manages to slap the attack away while still fending off Bubba's advance.

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MORE, MORE ARMOR, MORE POWEEEER! FOR THE SECTION WHERE THEY KEEP THE FRYING PANS, YOYO WILL BECOME FUCKING INVINCIBLE!

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Name: Yonathan "Space YoYo" Yoecomet
Photo: GOODBYE MOOMAN~
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 3
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 2
 Status: Ribs be broke yo
Purchased Items:
Astronaut Adult Halloween Costume ($32.22)
Star Wars Lightsaber Academy Red Lightsaber, Light-up Extendable Blade ($9.99)
Flex Tape Strong Rubberized Waterproof Tape, 8 Inchses x 5 Feet, Black ($12.88)
Two Trycicles on his feet ($???)


Total Price: $55.09

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Yoyo rolls into housewares and starts looking for delicious pots and pans to coat himself in. It worked for that one guy, no reason it wouldn't work for him!
[3]
He finds several pots and pans, plus cooking sheets to wrangle into armor.  He tapes them to himself and places a pot on his head. [Armor+1]

Somewhere to the south, apparently in Domestics, Something detonates into a giant fireball.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Temere Handahofi
Photo: This person didn’t exist until now
Stats
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 2

Inventory
Bell Cruiser Bike Helmet $14.96

Blender $9.92
Meat Cleaver $18.35
$15 white glue
$20 rubber cement
$15 whiteout fluid
$10 Sillyputty

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Run towards Redundo and stab him

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[4v11][3v5]
Temere charges at Redundo, chasing him even after Bubba (armed with what looks like a changing room door) runs into the fray and starts trying to bulldoze Redundo. She chases the two of them into the bakery and makes a wild stab at Redundo's throat, but he somehow manages to slap the attack away while still fending off Bubba's advance.

"Eenie meenie miney moe! To the napalm you will go!"

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Napalm cannon that potential foreigner! No French things allowed in Murica save for french fries!

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[10v4] Before Fire Sale can lob napalm at Temere she takes off towards the south, apparently chasing after someone.   Fire sale grunts in annoyance but then raises one hand and holds up his thumb, attempting to use it to estimate the range and lead he'd need for a blind shot.
[2][3]
Once he think s he's got the range, he fires several rounds of napalm. It arcs out and slams into the ladies wear and accessories section, setting everything near the impact point ablaze.  Fire Sale isn't really sure if he hit anyone. Which isn't really important in the end; fire is it's own reward.

Somewhere to the south, apparently in Domestics, something detonates into a giant fireball.

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)

If Burt continues to fight, knife time.

Otherwise, pick up the spear and head over to shoes. Repeat the spearing process with anyone there, if it's empty have a nice look around the mart with the binos.

Spoiler: charsheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bugs Viscious


Photo: Photo


Stats:
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 4


Original items
Kryptonics Recruit Complete Skateboard (31" x 7.5") - $14.96
Utility Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Silver, 1.88 in. x 55 yd. - $2.97
Premier 4 Ft. Single Piece Metal Extension Pole 89001 - $5.47
Kitchen Knifes Set,Steak Knives, Cheese Knife, Pizza Knife, Bread Knife,Carving Knife- Multi Purpose Vibrant Stylish Kitchen Knives - $11.99
6200 Iron Non-noise Low Speeding Deep Groove Bearing Ball 10 x 30 x 9mm 10pcs - $16.55
GOLBERG Twisted Polyester Rope - White - Low Stretch, High Strength - Moisture, UV, Rot, Oil and Chemical Resistant - Rigging, Winch, String Line, Pull & Truck Rope, Crafts - 10 ft, 3/4' wide - $18.45
Ozark Trail 8x21 Lightweight Binocular, Black - $7.86
LA Linen Natural Burlap Potato Sack - $6.99
Kidde 5-B:C 3-lb Disposable Marine Fire Extinguisher - $12.44

Total: $97.68

Current Items
As above, except pole is now spear, skateboard and fire extinguisher are now miniature landspeeder in housewares, rope is now rope bits, one knife is now in Ty Dia.



The unacknowledged grandson of Sid Viscious.

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[6v4][2v4][2v4][2v2]

Burt picks the spear up off the ground and immediately attempts to run Bugs through with a lunging stab. Bugs sidesteps and attempts to jam a knife into Burt's skull, but Burt catches his wrist with the shaft of the spear and the two end up in a grapple. They struggle to overpower the other, [5v2] but Burt manages to shove Bugs away.

Somewhere to the south, apparently in Domestics, Something detonates into a giant fireball.

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

"YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU'VE DESTROYED SOME OF MY FATNESS, I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT!"
Grab the spear from the ground and find the guy that threw it and stab the shit out of him with it.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

NAME: Burt Smith
PHOTO:Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 4
BMI: 0

ITEMS:
Utility Duck Tape: $2.97
3 Gallon Oil Free Portable Air Compressor with hose: $49.88
18-Gauge 3/8-Inch to 2-Inch Pneumatic Brad Nailer + 2000 Nails: $35.00 BROKEN
25FT Outdoor Extension Cord: $9.94

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[6v4][2v4][2v4][2v2]

Burt picks the spear up off the ground and immediately attempts to run Bugs through with a lunging stab. Bugs sidesteps and attempts to jam a knife into Burt's skull, but Burt catches his wrist with the shaft of the spear and the two end up in a grapple. They struggle to overpower the other, [5v2] but Burt manages to shove Bugs away.

Somewhere to the south, apparently in Domestics, Something detonates into a giant fireball.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Try again! Failing that, make a bomb out of blender parts.

Also look for that food court to regain that BMI!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1 => 0

Hudson 4 gal. Commercial Bak-Pak Sprayer (55.99)
Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Expert Grill Charcoal Lighter Fluid, Premium Odorless Lighter Fuel, 64 Oz (4.57)
Bernzomatic, Basic Torch Kit, With Built In Ignition (15.44)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30
a claw hammer (12.99)

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[1][4v2][5v1][+1bmi]
Ty attempts again to create his homemade flamethrower. Several seconds later he finds himself  somewhere outside of Domestics, his shirt and eyebrows gone, along with The sprayer, lighter, and lighter fuel.  He has no real memory of how he got here, but he's gone through enough traumatic head injuries and accidental explosions to make an educated guess. [6] He was abducted by aliens again. And this time they robbed him of more than his dignity! The nerve.

He waddles over to Mcdonalds and shovels handfuls of food into his mouth while openly weeping about how extraterrestrials pilfered his lighter fluid.

ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS. THERE IS A RED LIGHT ANTI-SALE IN....TOYS. ALL PRODUCTS ARE DOUBLE THEIR NORMAL COST.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

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To the toy section! YoYo searches for expensive Star Wars merchandise as to better compliment his look.

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Name: Yonathan "Space YoYo" Yoecomet
Photo: GOODBYE MOOMAN~
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 3
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 2
Status: Ribs be broken no more yo
Purchased Items:
Astronaut Adult Halloween Costume ($32.22)
Star Wars Lightsaber Academy Red Lightsaber, Light-up Extendable Blade ($9.99)
Flex Tape Strong Rubberized Waterproof Tape, 8 Inchses x 5 Feet, Black ($12.88)
Two Trycicles on his feet ($???)
Pan armor (+1 armor) ($???)

[Xantalos]

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Bah, all this not murder is getting on my nerves! Follow where that hoodie lady went and chop her wiv me choppa!And anyone else I come across, I suppose.

[m1895]

Spoiler: Contestant (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy "Bubba" Joe
Photo: here
Stats:
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 1
Thrustadjust: 0
Hardsy: 4
Intelectable: 0
Viewbetter: 2
BMI: 4-4
Purchased Items:
Hyper Tough 20V HT Charge Cordless 10 inch Auto-Oiling Chainsaw HT19-401-003-11 ($72.00)
Corona Extra Coronita Mexican Lager Beer, 6 pk 7 fl oz Bottles, 4.6% ABV ($6.48)
Zippo Windproof Satin Chrome? Pocket Lighter ($10.42)
First Honey Manuka Bandages, 12 ct. ($5.96)
Loose cigarette ()
Total cost: 94.86 or something, Bubba ain't too good at the Numbers and all that
Loot:
Denim Jacket

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Bubba is gonna try to pin both the freaks under his shield, then chainsaw them.

[The Lupanian]

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Try to get out of the middle and put another arrow in Bubba. If the other one won’t leave me alone put an arrow in them too.

Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo: https://imgur.com/HftZcFD
Stats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3

Inventory
Bow - $41.32
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59
7 Arrows (5 in Bubba) - $24.99
Machete - $16.99
Knives (4)
TOTAL = $98.89

[Radio Controlled]

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"Stupid aliens. How will I ride my high now?!"

[ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS. THERE IS A RED LIGHT ANTI-SALE IN....TOYS. ALL PRODUCTS ARE DOUBLE THEIR NORMAL COST.]

"Toys?"

TOOOOOOOYS!!!

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Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1

Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30
a claw hammer (12.99)

[NJW2000]

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)

Take the spear away from Burt and stab him with it.

Spoiler: charsheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bugs Viscious


Photo: Photo


Stats:
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 4


Original items
Kryptonics Recruit Complete Skateboard (31" x 7.5") - $14.96
Utility Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Silver, 1.88 in. x 55 yd. - $2.97
Premier 4 Ft. Single Piece Metal Extension Pole 89001 - $5.47
Kitchen Knifes Set,Steak Knives, Cheese Knife, Pizza Knife, Bread Knife,Carving Knife- Multi Purpose Vibrant Stylish Kitchen Knives - $11.99
6200 Iron Non-noise Low Speeding Deep Groove Bearing Ball 10 x 30 x 9mm 10pcs - $16.55
GOLBERG Twisted Polyester Rope - White - Low Stretch, High Strength - Moisture, UV, Rot, Oil and Chemical Resistant - Rigging, Winch, String Line, Pull & Truck Rope, Crafts - 10 ft, 3/4' wide - $18.45
Ozark Trail 8x21 Lightweight Binocular, Black - $7.86
LA Linen Natural Burlap Potato Sack - $6.99
Kidde 5-B:C 3-lb Disposable Marine Fire Extinguisher - $12.44

Total: $97.68

Current Items
As above, except pole is now spear, skateboard and fire extinguisher are now miniature landspeeder in housewares, rope is now rope bits, one knife is now in Ty Dia.



The unacknowledged grandson of Sid Viscious.

[King Zultan]

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Try to knock a shelf or something over on the guy then stab the shit out of him, if I can't knock something onto him just stab him anyway.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

NAME: Burt Smith
PHOTO:Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 4
BMI: 0

ITEMS:
Spear
Utility Duck Tape: $2.97
3 Gallon Oil Free Portable Air Compressor with hose: $49.88
18-Gauge 3/8-Inch to 2-Inch Pneumatic Brad Nailer + 2000 Nails: $35.00 BROKEN
25FT Outdoor Extension Cord: $9.94

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Temere Handahofi
Photo: This person didn’t exist until now
Stats
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 2

Inventory
Bell Cruiser Bike Helmet $14.96

Blender $9.92
Meat Cleaver $18.35
$15 white glue
$20 rubber cement
$15 whiteout fluid
$10 Sillyputty

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Try stabbing both Bubba and Redundo, prioritizing closest target first

[piecewise]

Spoiler: Contestant (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy "Bubba" Joe
Photo: here
Stats:
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 1
Thrustadjust: 0
Hardsy: 4
Intelectable: 0
Viewbetter: 2
BMI: 4-4
Purchased Items:
Hyper Tough 20V HT Charge Cordless 10 inch Auto-Oiling Chainsaw HT19-401-003-11 ($72.00)
Corona Extra Coronita Mexican Lager Beer, 6 pk 7 fl oz Bottles, 4.6% ABV ($6.48)
Zippo Windproof Satin Chrome? Pocket Lighter ($10.42)
First Honey Manuka Bandages, 12 ct. ($5.96)
Loose cigarette ()
Total cost: 94.86 or something, Bubba ain't too good at the Numbers and all that
Loot:
Denim Jacket

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Bubba is gonna try to pin both the freaks under his shield, then chainsaw them.

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Whats a Mexican standoff where no one stands off and they all just try to murder everyone? Guatemalan murder ball?  Hmm.

[3,10,6][1v4][5v4,4][10v3][4+3v4][1]

Temere stabs wildly at Redundo, jabbing her knife at any part of his body she thinks she can reach. He dodges and weaves through them all before suddenly leaping backwards, slipping past Bubba's charge, and sprinting a good 20 feet away. Before Bubba can stop his charge and turn to face him, Redundo puts one final arrow straight into the back of bubba's head.  He nocks another arrow and prepares to fire it at Temere but his grip slips and he fumbles not only the arrow but the entire bow.  It clatters to the ground and skids a few feet away from him.

It is about this time that Fire Sale comes charging onto the scene, trailing burning bras and sun dresses in his wake. [8v4][6+4v8] He completely ignores Redundo and brings his ax down in a double handed swing towards Temere. She attempts to block the blow but he overpowers her and the ax hacks a deep wound into her shoulder. Flame erupts from the wound as the burners kick on, filling the area with smoke and the smell of cooking meat. Fire Sale jerks the axe free with crispy crunching noise and shifts it to swing again.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Temere Handahofi
Photo: This person didn’t exist until now
Stats
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 2

Inventory
Bell Cruiser Bike Helmet $14.96

Blender $9.92
Meat Cleaver $18.35
$15 white glue
$20 rubber cement
$15 whiteout fluid
$10 Sillyputty

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Try stabbing both Bubba and Redundo, prioritizing closest target first

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Whats a Mexican standoff where no one stands off and they all just try to murder everyone? Guatemalan murder ball?  Hmm.

[3,10,6][1v4][5v4,4][10v3][4+3v4][1]

Temere stabs wildly at Redundo, jabbing her knife at any part of his body she thinks she can reach. He dodges and weaves through them all before suddenly leaping backwards, slipping past Bubba's charge, and sprinting a good 20 feet away. Before Bubba can stop his charge and turn to face him, Redundo puts one final arrow straight into the back of bubba's head.  He nocks another arrow and prepares to fire it at Temere but his grip slips and he fumbles not only the arrow but the entire bow.  It clatters to the ground and skids a few feet away from him.

It is about this time that Fire Sale comes charging onto the scene, trailing burning bras and sun dresses in his wake. [8v4][6+4v8] He completely ignores Redundo and brings his ax down in a double handed swing towards Temere. She attempts to block the blow but he overpowers her and the ax hacks a deep wound into her shoulder. Flame erupts from the wound as the burners kick on, filling the area with smoke and the smell of cooking meat. Fire Sale jerks the axe free with crispy crunching noise and shifts it to swing again.

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Try to get out of the middle and put another arrow in Bubba. If the other one won’t leave me alone put an arrow in them too.

Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo: https://imgur.com/HftZcFD
Stats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3

Inventory
Bow - $41.32
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59
7 Arrows (5 in Bubba) - $24.99
Machete - $16.99
Knives (4)
TOTAL = $98.89

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Whats a Mexican standoff where no one stands off and they all just try to murder everyone? Guatemalan murder ball?  Hmm.

[3,10,6][1v4][5v4,4][10v3][4+3v4][1]

Temere stabs wildly at Redundo, jabbing her knife at any part of his body she thinks she can reach. He dodges and weaves through them all before suddenly leaping backwards, slipping past Bubba's charge, and sprinting a good 20 feet away. Before Bubba can stop his charge and turn to face him, Redundo puts one final arrow straight into the back of bubba's head.  He nocks another arrow and prepares to fire it at Temere but his grip slips and he fumbles not only the arrow but the entire bow.  It clatters to the ground and skids a few feet away from him.

It is about this time that Fire Sale comes charging onto the scene, trailing burning bras and sun dresses in his wake. [8v4][6+4v8] He completely ignores Redundo and brings his ax down in a double handed swing towards Temere. She attempts to block the blow but he overpowers her and the ax hacks a deep wound into her shoulder. Flame erupts from the wound as the burners kick on, filling the area with smoke and the smell of cooking meat. Fire Sale jerks the axe free with crispy crunching noise and shifts it to swing again.

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Bah, all this not murder is getting on my nerves! Follow where that hoodie lady went and chop her wiv me choppa!And anyone else I come across, I suppose.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Whats a Mexican standoff where no one stands off and they all just try to murder everyone? Guatemalan murder ball?  Hmm.

[3,10,6][1v4][5v4,4][10v3][4+3v4][1]

Temere stabs wildly at Redundo, jabbing her knife at any part of his body she thinks she can reach. He dodges and weaves through them all before suddenly leaping backwards, slipping past Bubba's charge, and sprinting a good 20 feet away. Before Bubba can stop his charge and turn to face him, Redundo puts one final arrow straight into the back of bubba's head.  He nocks another arrow and prepares to fire it at Temere but his grip slips and he fumbles not only the arrow but the entire bow.  It clatters to the ground and skids a few feet away from him.

It is about this time that Fire Sale comes charging onto the scene, trailing burning bras and sun dresses in his wake. [8v4][6+4v8] He completely ignores Redundo and brings his ax down in a double handed swing towards Temere. She attempts to block the blow but he overpowers her and the ax hacks a deep wound into her shoulder. Flame erupts from the wound as the burners kick on, filling the area with smoke and the smell of cooking meat. Fire Sale jerks the axe free with crispy crunching noise and shifts it to swing again.

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Try to knock a shelf or something over on the guy then stab the shit out of him, if I can't knock something onto him just stab him anyway.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

NAME: Burt Smith
PHOTO:Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 4
BMI: 0

ITEMS:
Spear
Utility Duck Tape: $2.97
3 Gallon Oil Free Portable Air Compressor with hose: $49.88
18-Gauge 3/8-Inch to 2-Inch Pneumatic Brad Nailer + 2000 Nails: $35.00 BROKEN
25FT Outdoor Extension Cord: $9.94

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[7v4][3v10][3][2v3]

Bugs lunges back in and grabs hold of the spear's shaft, attempting to twist and pull it out of Burt's hands. The two struggle for a moment, but Burt manages to kick Bugs away and maintain control of the spear. He grabs the shelf nearby and attempts to pull it down onto Bugs, but does nothing but scatter electronics all over the ground since the shelf itself is bolted down.

Burt takes several stabs and slashes with the knifespear, but Bugs manages to avoid them all.

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)

Take the spear away from Burt and stab him with it.

Spoiler: charsheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bugs Viscious


Photo: Photo


Stats:
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 4


Original items
Kryptonics Recruit Complete Skateboard (31" x 7.5") - $14.96
Utility Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Silver, 1.88 in. x 55 yd. - $2.97
Premier 4 Ft. Single Piece Metal Extension Pole 89001 - $5.47
Kitchen Knifes Set,Steak Knives, Cheese Knife, Pizza Knife, Bread Knife,Carving Knife- Multi Purpose Vibrant Stylish Kitchen Knives - $11.99
6200 Iron Non-noise Low Speeding Deep Groove Bearing Ball 10 x 30 x 9mm 10pcs - $16.55
GOLBERG Twisted Polyester Rope - White - Low Stretch, High Strength - Moisture, UV, Rot, Oil and Chemical Resistant - Rigging, Winch, String Line, Pull & Truck Rope, Crafts - 10 ft, 3/4' wide - $18.45
Ozark Trail 8x21 Lightweight Binocular, Black - $7.86
LA Linen Natural Burlap Potato Sack - $6.99
Kidde 5-B:C 3-lb Disposable Marine Fire Extinguisher - $12.44

Total: $97.68

Current Items
As above, except pole is now spear, skateboard and fire extinguisher are now miniature landspeeder in housewares, rope is now rope bits, one knife is now in Ty Dia.



The unacknowledged grandson of Sid Viscious.

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[7v4][3v10][3][2v3]

Bugs lunges back in and grabs hold of the spear's shaft, attempting to twist and pull it out of Burt's hands. The two struggle for a moment, but Burt manages to kick Bugs away and maintain control of the spear. He grabs the shelf nearby and attempts to pull it down onto Bugs, but does nothing but scatter electronics all over the ground since the shelf itself is bolted down.

Burt takes several stabs and slashes with the knifespear, but Bugs manages to avoid them all.

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To the toy section! YoYo searches for expensive Star Wars merchandise as to better compliment his look.

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Name: Yonathan "Space YoYo" Yoecomet
Photo: GOODBYE MOOMAN~
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 3
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 2
Status: Ribs be broken no more yo
Purchased Items:
Astronaut Adult Halloween Costume ($32.22)
Star Wars Lightsaber Academy Red Lightsaber, Light-up Extendable Blade ($9.99)
Flex Tape Strong Rubberized Waterproof Tape, 8 Inchses x 5 Feet, Black ($12.88)
Two Trycicles on his feet ($???)
Pan armor (+1 armor) ($???)

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[2]
Yoyo rolls into the toy aisle but quickly discovers that in his face down, skittering position it is quite hard to see anything on display. He attempts to turn his head but it is encased in rubber and cookware. Hmmmm.

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"Stupid aliens. How will I ride my high now?!"

[ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS. THERE IS A RED LIGHT ANTI-SALE IN....TOYS. ALL PRODUCTS ARE DOUBLE THEIR NORMAL COST.]

"Toys?"

TOOOOOOOYS!!!

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Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1

Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30
a claw hammer (12.99)

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[3] Ty dashes into the toy aisle and discovers two things. The first is a pack of playing cards for 5 dollars! MADNESS! The second is...Hard to say. It looks like its made of pots, pans, tape, two skateboards, and a lot of rubber. Its in the shape of a person, but skittering around on a belly skateboard.  It appears to be flailing somewhat helplessly at the bottom of the toy racks.

Hey everyone, look who it is! Straight from the intensive care unit its ALL STAR!

Pleasure to be here. Sorry I'm late though. Punctured lung or something like that. Docs wouldn't let me leave.

Ah the scars of glorious battle. Little price to pay for the joy of competition is it?

Ha, of course not.  Glad to see that scrappy maniac is out there having fun. You guys sure gave him a full tune up huh?

Only the best for our audience! And it was the wish of the previous winner after all.

Right. 

Any wagers on our current game?  Anyone you see out there you like?

The bow guy is holding his own real well. Seems a good all rounder, might survive on shear competence. But you never can tell; even the best fighters can be overmatched by the right tactics. Or luck.  Never underestimate luck.

Speaking of Luck! Lets spin the hazard wheel for the end of next round!

*Rapid jingling noise that slows over time before ending in triumphant horns*

Rabid Baboon! Ah that's a fan favorite!

Little bastards aren't the toughest but they're mean. The contestants would do well to avoid em.

[The Lupanian]

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Well that’s happening. Snatch up my bow and sneak away. Maintain a low profile and make my way across the store towards toys. Keep my eyes and ears open as I go.

Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo: https://imgur.com/HftZcFD
Stats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3

Inventory
Bow - $41.32
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59
6 Arrows (6 in Bubba) - $24.99
Machete - $16.99
Knives (4)
TOTAL = $98.89

[Naturegirl1999]

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Name: Temere Handahofi
Photo: This person didn’t exist until now
Stats
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 2

Inventory
Bell Cruiser Bike Helmet $14.96

Blender $9.92
Meat Cleaver $18.35
$15 white glue
$20 rubber cement
$15 whiteout fluid
$10 Sillyputty

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Dodge away from Redundo and Fire Sale, throw some rubber concrete at Fire Sale as I run away from the fighting