Change of plans, go back to where I was before, if the fighters are still fighting, try stabbing them both, if there’s only one, stab him, run and stab anyone I come across, after stabbing someone, hide behind some shelves or something
Temere returns to the paper and chemical aisle and walks out to the main aisle, standing at the intersection between paper goods and girl's wear. There's no one here anymore [3] but there's a trail of blood heading south. As she looks at it, she sees Redundo slink out of grocery section and into the clothing section, heading for the fitting rooms.
Bubba's done thunk up a brilliant: rip one of the fitting room doors off its hinges to use as a shield. Then charge down Redundo and pin him to the floor with it so he can't shoot me with his stupid bs bow.
If somehow Redundo isn't coming to kill me then uh, wander over to McDonald's and eat a few big macs. and if I fuckup pulling the fitting room door off its hinges, lock it behind me and burst through the backwall like the kool-aid man. Then try to get into an ambush position I guess? I don't actually know how big these fitting rooms are.
EDIT: if it won't fuck up my actions chug a beer. Bubba might as well have a drink.
[5]
Bubba chugs a beer, crushes the can on his forehead, and then kicks the changing room door straight off its hinges. He picks it up by the little hook on the back and steps back outside, using it as a shield. No sooner has he steps out than he spies Redundo sneaking over towards him.
[5v2][11v3][3+3v4]
Redundo draws an arrow and Bubba shifts the shield into place to block it. Unfortunately, the shield also blocks his line of sight, so he doesn't notice when Redundo zips around to the side and takes a shot at his smug, stationary face. TThe arrow catches him straight in the left shoulder and he recoils and stumbles into the wall. [-1 bmi]
Collect my arrow and the knives, then slink back to the changing rooms to finish off Bubba. Keep an ear out for activity.
Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo:
https://imgur.com/HftZcFDStats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3
Inventory
Bow - $41.32
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59
9 Arrows (3 in Bubba) - $24.99
Machete - $16.99
— pending — Knives (4)
TOTAL = $98.89
Redundo gathers up 4 knives and one arrow from the corpse of his would be assassin and slinks over into the ladies' wear section. As he approaches the Fitting rooms Bubba emerges, carrying a door as a greatshield.
[5v2][11v3][3+3v4]
Redundo draws an arrow and Bubba shifts the shield into place to block it. Unfortunately, the shield also blocks his line of sight, so he doesn't notice when Redundo zips around to the side and takes a shot at his smug, stationary face. The arrow catches him straight in the left shoulder and he recoils and stumbles into the wall. [-1 bmi]
YoYo will apply 2-3 coatings of spray all over of his body, no doubt creating an impenetrable space suit capable of surivivng even the heat of the sun. If it's night that is, Yonathan isn't an idiot, he knows you can't land on the sun if its daytime, it'd be hotter than Arizona!
[6]
Yoyo completely coats himself -minus the eyes, nose and mouth of course , he's not that stupid- in the waterproofing spray. It...well it does make him water proof. It also drastically reduces his ability to move, as he has completely coated himself in a layer of rubber. [speedize to 0].
"God damn it!"
Unplug the compressor and run towards the hardware section and try to find another nail gun.
[8]
Burt runs towards the hardware section but stops in electronics. Because he notices that there is a hell of a lot of fire over there either in or very near the hardware section. And the announcer just brought in someone named "Fire Sale". It doesn't take a genius to put two and two together. And his paranoia common sense is rewarded not even 30 seconds later when the burning aisles start exploding. Unfortunately, as spray cans of paint go rocketing around the store like technicolor warheads, Bugs comes running out of somewhere nearby and hurls a spear at Burt's head.
[9v8][5+2v5][Burt BMI -1]
The spear misses Burt's noggin but does catch him square in the chest, just below the collar bone on the right side. It stabs in deeply and then, pulled by the weight of the shaft, falls out and clatters to the floor.
Move into electronics, ready to hurl my spear into anyone there. If it's empty, use the binos to have a sneaky looksee along the top and central aisles of the mart.
Name: Bugs Viscious
Photo: PhotoStats:Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 4
Original itemsKryptonics Recruit Complete Skateboard (31" x 7.5") - $14.96
Utility Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Silver, 1.88 in. x 55 yd. - $2.97
Premier 4 Ft. Single Piece Metal Extension Pole 89001 - $5.47
Kitchen Knifes Set,Steak Knives, Cheese Knife, Pizza Knife, Bread Knife,Carving Knife- Multi Purpose Vibrant Stylish Kitchen Knives - $11.99
6200 Iron Non-noise Low Speeding Deep Groove Bearing Ball 10 x 30 x 9mm 10pcs - $16.55
GOLBERG Twisted Polyester Rope - White - Low Stretch, High Strength - Moisture, UV, Rot, Oil and Chemical Resistant - Rigging, Winch, String Line, Pull & Truck Rope, Crafts - 10 ft, 3/4' wide - $18.45
Ozark Trail 8x21 Lightweight Binocular, Black - $7.86
LA Linen Natural Burlap Potato Sack - $6.99
Kidde 5-B:C 3-lb Disposable Marine Fire Extinguisher - $12.44
Total:
$97.68Current ItemsAs above, except pole is now spear, skateboard and fire extinguisher are now miniature landspeeder in housewares, rope is now rope bits, one knife is now in Ty Dia.
The unacknowledged grandson of Sid Viscious.
[4]
Bugs slips around the back and into Electronics, coming across Burt almost immediately. As the paint aisle starts exploding and hurling flaming spray paint rockets out in all direction, Bugs hurls his improvised spear at Burt.
[9v8][5+2v5][Burt BMI -1]
The spear misses Burt's noggin but does catch him square in the chest, just below the collar bone on the right side. It stabs in deeply and then, pulled by the weight of the shaft, falls out and clatters to the floor.
I'll relent and just build the thing you so clearly wanted me to build.
Then look for a food court so I can chow down and regain some of that BMI.
Ty Dia the Magnificent
STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1 => 0
Hudson 4 gal. Commercial Bak-Pak Sprayer (55.99)
Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Expert Grill Charcoal Lighter Fluid, Premium Odorless Lighter Fuel, 64 Oz (4.57)
Bernzomatic, Basic Torch Kit, With Built In Ignition (15.44)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30
a claw hammer (12.99)
[2v9][7][1][9v4]
Ty sits down and is about to start jury rigging himself a flamethrower when he hears something. He peeks out from behind the shelter of his sofa and sees Fire Sale stamping heavily into the furniture section as the paint section burns behind him. Fire Sale pauses a moment, looking around the furniture displays as if searching for something. Then, seemingly at random, he begins firing concentrated jets of flame into the display models, setting the entire area ablaze.
Ty, sensing this is no longer a safe place, scampers as quick and quietly as he can, concealing himself in the smoke. He runs down into the domestics section and hides in an aisle of blenders and food processors. [2] There he tries to get his flamethrower up and running but can't figure out how to get the ignition source to remain affixed and active in just the right position to light the spray without it all, quite literally, back firing. He considers things some more, though his brain is ironically pretty fried at this point.
Stomp on over to Furniture! Time to say hello with a friendly cauterization!
Fire Sale walks into the furniture section and, after a moment searching for the prey he's pretty sure is hiding here, just starts burning things. Its a strategy that's worked before, it might work now as well. As the paint section explodes behind him, he ignites the majority of the furniture section and then stands among the burning flatpack cabinets and shelves, enjoying the pleasant crackle of rapidly disintegrating particle board.
[6]
As he looks around for the old prey, something new catches his eye. To the west, over by paper goods and chemicals, is Temere. She's standing right out in the open, looking south and apparently oblivious to him.
AUDIENCE ACTION OMNIBUS
Temere returns to the paper and chemical aisle and walks out to the main aisle, standing at the intersection between paper goods and girl's wear. There's no one here anymore [3] but there's a trail of blood heading south. As she looks at it, she sees Redundo slink out of grocery section and into the clothing section, heading for the fitting rooms.
[5]
Bubba chugs a beer, crushes the can on his forehead, and then kicks the changing room door straight off its hinges. He picks it up by the little hook on the back and steps back outside, using it as a shield. No sooner has he steps out than he spies Redundo sneaking over towards him.
[5v2][11v3][3+3v4]
Redundo draws an arrow and Bubba shifts the shield into place to block it. Unfortunately, the shield also blocks his line of sight, so he doesn't notice when Redundo zips around to the side and takes a shot at his smug, stationary face. The arrow catches him straight in the temple and he topples over backwards, door falling comically onto his corpse with a thud.
Redundo gathers up 4 knives and one arrow from the corpse of his would be assassin and slinks over into the ladies' wear section. As he approaches the Fitting rooms Bubba emerges, carrying a door as a greatshield.
[5v2][11v3][3+3v4]
Redundo draws an arrow and Bubba shifts the shield into place to block it. Unfortunately, the shield also blocks his line of sight, so he doesn't notice when Redundo zips around to the side and takes a shot at his smug, stationary face. The arrow catches him straight in the temple and he topples over backwards, door falling comically onto his corpse with a thud.
[6]
Yoyo completely coats himself -minus the eyes, nose and mouth of course , he's not that stupid- in the waterproofing spray. It...well it does make him water proof. It also drastically reduces his ability to move, as he has completely coated himself in a layer of rubber. [speedize to 0].
[8]
Burt runs towards the hardware section but stops in electronics. Because he notices that there is a hell of a lot of fire over there either in or very near the hardware section. And the announcer just brought in someone named "Fire Sale". It doesn't take a genius to put two and two together. And his paranoia common sense is rewarded not even 30 seconds later when the burning aisles start exploding. Unfortunately, as spray cans of paint go rocketing around the store like technicolor warheads, Bugs comes running out of somewhere nearby and hurls a spear at Burt's head.
[9v8][5+2v5][Burt BMI -1]
The spear misses Burt's noggin but does catch him square in the chest, just below the collar bone on the right side. It stabs in deeply and then, pulled by the weight of the shaft, falls out and clatters to the floor.
[4]
Bugs slips around the back and into Electronics, coming across Burt almost immediately. As the paint aisle starts exploding and hurling flaming spray paint rockets out in all direction, Bugs hurls his improvised spear at Burt.
[9v8][5+2v5][Burt BMI -1]
The spear misses Burt's noggin but does catch him square in the chest, just below the collar bone on the right side. It stabs in deeply and then, pulled by the weight of the shaft, falls out and clatters to the floor.
[2v9][7][1][9v4]
Ty sits down and is about to start jury rigging himself a flamethrower when he hears something. He peeks out from behind the shelter of his sofa and sees Fire Sale stamping heavily into the furniture section as the paint section burns behind him. Fire Sale pauses a moment, looking around the furniture displays as if searching for something. Then, seemingly at random, he begins firing concentrated jets of flame into the display models, setting the entire area ablaze.
Ty, sensing this is no longer a safe place, scampers as quick and quietly as he can, concealing himself in the smoke. He runs down into the domestics section and hides in an aisle of blenders and food processors. [2] There he tries to get his flamethrower up and running but can't figure out how to get the ignition source to remain affixed and active in just the right position to light the spray without it all, quite literally, back firing. He considers things some more, though his brain is ironically pretty fried at this point.
Fire Sale walks into the furniture section and, after a moment searching for the prey he's pretty sure is hiding here, just starts burning things. Its a strategy that's worked before, it might work now as well. As the paint section explodes behind him, he ignites the majority of the furniture section and then stands among the burning flatpack cabinets and shelves, enjoying the pleasant crackle of rapidly disintegrating particle board.
[6]
As he looks around for the old prey, something new catches his eye. To the west, over by paper goods and chemicals, is Temere. She's standing right out in the open, looking south and apparently oblivious to him.
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