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[Screech9791]

Name: Mr. E. Meat

Photo: https://i.gyazo.com/d09e426b705267fd34d2b1ab6bc1e10a.png

Stats:
2 Strengtho
3 Speedize
3 ThrustAdjust
2 Hardsy
3 Intellectable
2 Viewbetter

Purchases:
-1 oversized hoodie ($100)

[piecewise]

AND HERE WE GOOOOOOO!

Spoiler: The Oklahoma Super Savings Center (click to show/hide)

This is the map! It won't have where you or anyone else is, but it should help you orient yourself.

Spoiler: Temere Handahofi (click to show/hide)

Name: Temere Handahofi
Photo: This person didn’t exist until now
Stats
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBettwr: 0
BMI: 2

Inventory
Bell Cruiser Bike Helmet $14.96

Blender $9.92
Meat Cleaver $18.35

((Just realized clicking that link gives a different picture each time, oh well))

Temere is ready for battle

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Temere is dumped into the deli, right next to the meat counter

I don't know if I can submit a character yet, but here's my sheet.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo: https://imgur.com/HftZcFD
Stats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3

Inventory
Bow - $41.32 - https://www.walmart.com/ip/CenterPoint-Sentinel-Long-Bow-Set-ABY215/10248644
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59 - https://www.walmart.com/ip/12PCS-Broadheads-100Grain-Arrow-Heads-Fixed-3-Blade-For-Hunting-Arrows/141188667
12 Arrows - $24.99 - https://www.walmart.com/ip/12pcs-28-Fiberglass-Shaft-Archery-Arrows-SP700-F-Recurve-Bow-Hunting-Shooting/213467173
Machete - $16.99 - https://www.walmart.com/ip/Emergency-Zone-29-Steel-Latin-Machete-with-Sharpening-Stone-and-SheatH/294437111
TOTAL = $98.89

Spoiler: Photo (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Redundo is dumped into paper goods and chemicals, next to a rack of white glue

Here''s a sheet, also Billy was robbed, robbed I say.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Yonathan "Space YoYo" Yoecomet
Photo: GOODBYE MOOMAN~
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 3
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 3

Purchased Items:
Astronaut Adult Halloween Costume ($32.22)
Star Wars Lightsaber Academy Red Lightsaber, Light-up Extendable Blade ($9.99)
Flex Tape Strong Rubberized Waterproof Tape, 8 Inchses x 5 Feet, Black ($12.88)


Total Price: $55.09

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yoyo is dumped into sporting goods, on top of a line of plastic tricycles.

Spoiler: Potential Contestant (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy "Bubba" Joe
Photo: here
Stats:
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 1
Thrustadjust: 0
Hardsy: 4
Intelectable: 0
Viewbetter: 2
BMI: 4
Purchased Items:
Hyper Tough 20V HT Charge Cordless 10 inch Auto-Oiling Chainsaw HT19-401-003-11 ($72.00)
Corona Extra Coronita Mexican Lager Beer, 6 pk 7 fl oz Bottles, 4.6% ABV ($6.48)
Zippo Windproof Satin Chrome? Pocket Lighter ($10.42)
First Honey Manuka Bandages, 12 ct. ($5.96)
Loose cigarette ()
Total cost: 94.86 or something, Bubba ain't too good at the Numbers and all that

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Bubba is dumped into Men's Ware, atop a display table of Neo-confederacy themed sleeveless shirts and denim jackets.

NAME: Burt Smith
PHOTO:Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 4
BMI: 1

ITEMS:
Utility Duck Tape: $2.97
3 Gallon Oil Free Portable Air Compressor with hose: $49.88
18-Gauge 3/8-Inch to 2-Inch Pneumatic Brad Nailer + 2000 Nails: $35.00
25FT Outdoor Extension Cord: $9.94
TOTAL: $95.79

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Burt is dumped into the infants and toddlers section, right into a crib.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1

Hudson 4 gal. Commercial Bak-Pak Sprayer (55.99)
Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Expert Grill Charcoal Lighter Fluid, Premium Odorless Lighter Fuel, 64 Oz (4.57)
Bernzomatic, Basic Torch Kit, With Built In Ignition (15.44)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia is thrown into hardware, against a rack of different sized screws and bolts.

Name: Bugs Viscious


Photo: Photo


Stats:
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 4


Items
Kryptonics Recruit Complete Skateboard (31" x 7.5") - $14.96
Utility Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Silver, 1.88 in. x 55 yd. - $2.97
Premier 4 Ft. Single Piece Metal Extension Pole 89001 - $5.47
Kitchen Knifes Set,Steak Knives, Cheese Knife, Pizza Knife, Bread Knife,Carving Knife- Multi Purpose Vibrant Stylish Kitchen Knives - $11.99
6200 Iron Non-noise Low Speeding Deep Groove Bearing Ball 10 x 30 x 9mm 10pcs - $16.55
GOLBERG Twisted Polyester Rope - White - Low Stretch, High Strength - Moisture, UV, Rot, Oil and Chemical Resistant - Rigging, Winch, String Line, Pull & Truck Rope, Crafts - 10 ft, 3/4' wide - $18.45
Ozark Trail 8x21 Lightweight Binocular, Black - $7.86
LA Linen Natural Burlap Potato Sack - $6.99
Kidde 5-B:C 3-lb Disposable Marine Fire Extinguisher - $12.44

Total: $97.68



The unacknowledged grandson of Sid Viscious.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Bugs is thrown into the cosmetics section, next to the eyeliner displays.

Name: Mr. E. Meat

Photo: https://i.gyazo.com/d09e426b705267fd34d2b1ab6bc1e10a.png

Stats:
2 Strengtho
3 Speedize
3 ThrustAdjust
2 Hardsy
3 Intellectable
2 Viewbetter

Purchases:
-1 oversized hoodie ($100)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Meat awakens in the freezer of the Mcdonalds.

REMEMBER! 1000 dollars or last man standing! Winner is granted the wish of their choice! Three turns until an old friend returns! GET OUT THERE AND DIE FOR THE JOY OF AAAAAALL!

_{Also spoil your character sheet, and your action if you want. Don't read the audience spoiler either, or each others.}

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yony beigns to tape the trycicles to his feet using his flextape, giving him better mobility since that's how it usually works. Turst him he got one of them sicnece degrees from the internet.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Yonathan "Space YoYo" Yoecomet
Photo: GOODBYE MOOMAN~
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 3
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 3

Purchased Items:
Astronaut Adult Halloween Costume ($32.22)
Star Wars Lightsaber Academy Red Lightsaber, Light-up Extendable Blade ($9.99)
Flex Tape Strong Rubberized Waterproof Tape, 8 Inchses x 5 Feet, Black ($12.88)


Total Price: $55.09

[m1895]

Spoiler: Potential Contestant (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy "Bubba" Joe
Photo: here
Stats:
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 1
Thrustadjust: 0
Hardsy: 4
Intelectable: 0
Viewbetter: 2
BMI: 4
Purchased Items:
Hyper Tough 20V HT Charge Cordless 10 inch Auto-Oiling Chainsaw HT19-401-003-11 ($72.00)
Corona Extra Coronita Mexican Lager Beer, 6 pk 7 fl oz Bottles, 4.6% ABV ($6.48)
Zippo Windproof Satin Chrome? Pocket Lighter ($10.42)
First Honey Manuka Bandages, 12 ct. ($5.96)
Loose cigarette ()
Total cost: 94.86 or something, Bubba ain't too good at the Numbers and all that

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Bubba lights up his loose cigarette and grabs a denim jacket. After putting on the denim jacket he let's a rebel yell and runs off to carve into the first person he sees with the chainsaw.

[The Lupanian]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Prowl Northwise. Go to electronics, or follow any noises. Anyone I see gets an arrow in the brain

Spoiler: I’m not stuck in here with you... (click to show/hide)

Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo: https://imgur.com/HftZcFD
Stats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3

Inventory
Bow - $41.32
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59
12 Arrows - $24.99
Machete - $16.99
TOTAL = $98.89

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Temere Handahofi
Photo: This person didn’t exist until now
Stats
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBettwr: 0
BMI: 2

Inventory
Bell Cruiser Bike Helmet $14.96

Blender $9.92
Meat Cleaver $18.35

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Gather as much meat as possible, meat could be expensive, and will thus count towards the checkout money amount

[Screech9791]

Spoiler: Acshun (click to show/hide)

See if my hoodie has pockets, before trying to find any knives (or failing that, objects that can be used to bludgeon people) in the McDonalds kitchen.

[NJW2000]

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)

Attach my largest knife to the pole using duct tape to form a makeshift spear. Attach the fire extinguisher to the back of the skateboard to form a self-propelling skateboard. Either through careful braiding, or through a couple of knots and some duct tape, turn the polyester rope into a primitive sling. Attach the various remaining knives to various places on my outfit, sticking several directly into my giant furry headpiece. Everything else goes into my sack.

If there's any time after that just have a good look around with the binos.

Spoiler: charsheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bugs Viscious


Photo: Photo


Stats:
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 4


Items
Kryptonics Recruit Complete Skateboard (31" x 7.5") - $14.96
Utility Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Silver, 1.88 in. x 55 yd. - $2.97
Premier 4 Ft. Single Piece Metal Extension Pole 89001 - $5.47
Kitchen Knifes Set,Steak Knives, Cheese Knife, Pizza Knife, Bread Knife,Carving Knife- Multi Purpose Vibrant Stylish Kitchen Knives - $11.99
6200 Iron Non-noise Low Speeding Deep Groove Bearing Ball 10 x 30 x 9mm 10pcs - $16.55
GOLBERG Twisted Polyester Rope - White - Low Stretch, High Strength - Moisture, UV, Rot, Oil and Chemical Resistant - Rigging, Winch, String Line, Pull & Truck Rope, Crafts - 10 ft, 3/4' wide - $18.45
Ozark Trail 8x21 Lightweight Binocular, Black - $7.86
LA Linen Natural Burlap Potato Sack - $6.99
Kidde 5-B:C 3-lb Disposable Marine Fire Extinguisher - $12.44

Total: $97.68



The unacknowledged grandson of Sid Viscious.

[spazyak]

Ptw

[King Zultan]

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Break the crib to get out, then load the nail gun and attack it to the compressor, then find the closest outlet and plug the compressor in.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

NAME: Burt Smith
PHOTO:Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 4
BMI: 1

ITEMS:
Utility Duck Tape: $2.97
3 Gallon Oil Free Portable Air Compressor with hose: $49.88
18-Gauge 3/8-Inch to 2-Inch Pneumatic Brad Nailer + 2000 Nails: $35.00
25FT Outdoor Extension Cord: $9.94
TOTAL: $95.79

[Radio Controlled]

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)

Hardware, you say? Great! Grab some menacing hardware then! Something that can bash/crack/saw/pulverise skulls all goodly like.

Then, have another huff of lighter fluid and head to the Paint section while juggling some large nuts 'n bolts (gotta keep the audience entertained).

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1

Hudson 4 gal. Commercial Bak-Pak Sprayer (55.99)
Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Expert Grill Charcoal Lighter Fluid, Premium Odorless Lighter Fuel, 64 Oz (4.57)
Bernzomatic, Basic Torch Kit, With Built In Ignition (15.44)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30

[piecewise]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yony beigns to tape the trycicles to his feet using his flextape, giving him better mobility since that's how it usually works. Turst him he got one of them sicnece degrees from the internet.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Yonathan "Space YoYo" Yoecomet
Photo: GOODBYE MOOMAN~
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 3
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 3

Purchased Items:
Astronaut Adult Halloween Costume ($32.22)
Star Wars Lightsaber Academy Red Lightsaber, Light-up Extendable Blade ($9.99)
Flex Tape Strong Rubberized Waterproof Tape, 8 Inchses x 5 Feet, Black ($12.88)


Total Price: $55.09

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[4]
Yoyo sits down and places his feet on the seats of two of the tricycles. He then uses his Flex Tape to securely affix his feet to the tricycles, mentally rehearsing a Nobel prize speech about how he became the first combat cyborg.

"If there's a Nobel peace prize, it stands to reason there's a Nobel war prize..."

Spoiler: Potential Contestant (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy "Bubba" Joe
Photo: here
Stats:
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 1
Thrustadjust: 0
Hardsy: 4
Intelectable: 0
Viewbetter: 2
BMI: 4
Purchased Items:
Hyper Tough 20V HT Charge Cordless 10 inch Auto-Oiling Chainsaw HT19-401-003-11 ($72.00)
Corona Extra Coronita Mexican Lager Beer, 6 pk 7 fl oz Bottles, 4.6% ABV ($6.48)
Zippo Windproof Satin Chrome? Pocket Lighter ($10.42)
First Honey Manuka Bandages, 12 ct. ($5.96)
Loose cigarette ()
Total cost: 94.86 or something, Bubba ain't too good at the Numbers and all that

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Bubba lights up his loose cigarette and grabs a denim jacket. After putting on the denim jacket he let's a rebel yell and runs off to carve into the first person he sees with the chainsaw.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Bubba armors himself with the traditional garb of his people, lights up his cigarette, and goes looking for trouble. He decides to head northward, screaming, with a loudly roaring chainsaw.
[6]
As he runs out into the main aisle just in front of the shoe section, he notices something to his left. Redundo, moving out of the Paper Goods area with bow in hand.
[3v1][3v1][6v3][12+3v11][Bubba -1 BMI]

Bubba lets out another shriek and charges Redundo with the chainsaw raised above his head. Redundo attempts to nock an arrow but fumbles it and by the time he has it in place Bubba is already on him. Bubba swings the chainsaw down in a hard blow at Redundo's face, but Redundo dodges the awkward blow and slips to the side, snap firing an arrow into Bubba's back as he  does so.  Bubba growls and turns to face him, apparently undeterred by being perforated.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Prowl Northwise. Go to electronics, or follow any noises. Anyone I see gets an arrow in the brain

Spoiler: I’m not stuck in here with you... (click to show/hide)

Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo: https://imgur.com/HftZcFD
Stats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3

Inventory
Bow - $41.32
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59
12 Arrows - $24.99
Machete - $16.99
TOTAL = $98.89

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Redundo gets all of 10 or so feet out of the paper goods aisle when Bubba comes screaming out of the hosiery aisles to the east.  He skids to a stop and clearly notices Reducto.

[3v1][3v1][6v3][12+3v11][Bubba -1 BMI]

Bubba lets out another shriek and charges Redundo with the chainsaw raised above his head. Redundo attempts to nock an arrow but fumbles it and by the time he has it in place Bubba is already on him. Bubba swings the chainsaw down in a hard blow at Redundo's face, but Redundo dodges the awkward blow and slips to the side, snap firing an arrow into Bubba's back as he  does so.  Bubba growls and turns to face him, apparently undeterred by being perforated.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Temere Handahofi
Photo: This person didn’t exist until now
Stats
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBettwr: 0
BMI: 2

Inventory
Bell Cruiser Bike Helmet $14.96

Blender $9.92
Meat Cleaver $18.35

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Gather as much meat as possible, meat could be expensive, and will thus count towards the checkout money amount

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[1] Temere considers taking meat. But upon looking at it for a while, decides against it. It doesn't seem very valuable and its pretty heavy for the cost. Would be better off finding something else.

Spoiler: Acshun (click to show/hide)

See if my hoodie has pockets, before trying to find any knives (or failing that, objects that can be used to bludgeon people) in the McDonalds kitchen.

(Character sheet next time plz)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Meat's hoodie does indeed have a pocket. One of those big center ones with an opening on either side. [2] He finds knives, but they are unfortunately affixed to the preparation stations via thin chains. Presumably to prevent someone walking off with them. Or killing a customer. Equally possible either way.

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)

Attach my largest knife to the pole using duct tape to form a makeshift spear. Attach the fire extinguisher to the back of the skateboard to form a self-propelling skateboard. Either through careful braiding, or through a couple of knots and some duct tape, turn the polyester rope into a primitive sling. Attach the various remaining knives to various places on my outfit, sticking several directly into my giant furry headpiece. Everything else goes into my sack.

If there's any time after that just have a good look around with the binos.

Spoiler: charsheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bugs Viscious


Photo: Photo


Stats:
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 4


Items
Kryptonics Recruit Complete Skateboard (31" x 7.5") - $14.96
Utility Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Silver, 1.88 in. x 55 yd. - $2.97
Premier 4 Ft. Single Piece Metal Extension Pole 89001 - $5.47
Kitchen Knifes Set,Steak Knives, Cheese Knife, Pizza Knife, Bread Knife,Carving Knife- Multi Purpose Vibrant Stylish Kitchen Knives - $11.99
6200 Iron Non-noise Low Speeding Deep Groove Bearing Ball 10 x 30 x 9mm 10pcs - $16.55
GOLBERG Twisted Polyester Rope - White - Low Stretch, High Strength - Moisture, UV, Rot, Oil and Chemical Resistant - Rigging, Winch, String Line, Pull & Truck Rope, Crafts - 10 ft, 3/4' wide - $18.45
Ozark Trail 8x21 Lightweight Binocular, Black - $7.86
LA Linen Natural Burlap Potato Sack - $6.99
Kidde 5-B:C 3-lb Disposable Marine Fire Extinguisher - $12.44

Total: $97.68



The unacknowledged grandson of Sid Viscious.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Duct Taping a knife to a pole and a fire extinguisher to a skateboard is easy enough and Bugs manages it without issue. [1] His attempts to create a sling using the rope however fail spectacularly and all he ends up making is a lot of useless chunks of destroyed rope. [-Rope]

He tosses the rope aside in disgust and checks to the north with his binoculars. For a moment he sees nothing, [6] but then he sees Ty Dia run from hardware over to paint. Hmm.

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Break the crib to get out, then load the nail gun and attack it to the compressor, then find the closest outlet and plug the compressor in.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

NAME: Burt Smith
PHOTO:Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 4
BMI: 1

ITEMS:
Utility Duck Tape: $2.97
3 Gallon Oil Free Portable Air Compressor with hose: $49.88
18-Gauge 3/8-Inch to 2-Inch Pneumatic Brad Nailer + 2000 Nails: $35.00
25FT Outdoor Extension Cord: $9.94
TOTAL: $95.79

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Burt kicks his way out of the crib before loading his nailgun and connecting it to the compressor. He walks to the back of the infants section and checks along the wall for a power outlet. [6] He finds one fast enough and connects the compressor to it.

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)

Hardware, you say? Great! Grab some menacing hardware then! Something that can bash/crack/saw/pulverise skulls all goodly like.

Then, have another huff of lighter fluid and head to the Paint section while juggling some large nuts 'n bolts (gotta keep the audience entertained).

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1

Hudson 4 gal. Commercial Bak-Pak Sprayer (55.99)
Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Expert Grill Charcoal Lighter Fluid, Premium Odorless Lighter Fuel, 64 Oz (4.57)
Bernzomatic, Basic Torch Kit, With Built In Ignition (15.44)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[3] The best Ty can find on this aisle in terms of devices via which to murder others is a claw hammer (12.99). [3] To celebrate this minor victory, he takes a deep huff of lighter fluid. He staggers out of hardware, over to paint, and then falls face first to the ground, giggling. 

AUDIENCE ACTION OMNIBUS

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[4]
Yoyo sits down and places his feet on the seats of two of the tricycles. He then uses his Flex Tape to securely affix his feet to the tricycles, mentally rehearsing a Nobel prize speech about how he became the first combat cyborg.

"If there's a Nobel peace prize, it stands to reason there's a Nobel war prize..."



Bubba armors himself with the traditional garb of his people, lights up his cigarette, and goes looking for trouble. He decides to head northward, screaming, with a loudly roaring chainsaw.
[6]
As he runs out into the main aisle just in front of the shoe section, he notices something to his left. Redundo, moving out of the Paper Goods area with bow in hand.
[3v1][3v1][6v3][12+3v11][Bubba -1 BMI]

Bubba lets out another shriek and charges Redundo with the chainsaw raised above his head. Redundo attempts to nock an arrow but fumbles it and by the time he has it in place Bubba is already on him. Bubba swings the chainsaw down in a hard blow at Redundo's face, but Redundo dodges the awkward blow and slips to the side, snap firing an arrow into Bubba's back as he  does so.  Bubba growls and turns to face him, apparently undeterred by being perforated.



[1] Temere considers taking meat. But upon looking at it for a while, decides against it. It doesn't seem very valuable and its pretty heavy for the cost. Would be better off finding something else.



Meat's hoodie does indeed have a pocket. One of those big center ones with an opening on either side. [2] He finds knives, but they are unfortunately affixed to the preparation stations via thin chains. Presumably to prevent someone walking off with them. Or killing a customer. Equally possible either way.




Duct Taping a knife to a pole and a fire extinguisher to a skateboard is easy enough and Bugs manages it without issue. [1] His attempts to create a sling using the rope however fail spectacularly and all he ends up making is a lot of useless chunks of destroyed rope. [-Rope]

He tosses the rope aside in disgust and checks to the north with his binoculars. For a moment he sees nothing, [6] but then he sees Ty Dia run from hardware over to paint. Hmm.




Burt kicks his way out of the crib before loading his nailgun and connecting it to the compressor. He walks to the back of the infants section and checks along the wall for a power outlet. [6] He finds one fast enough and connects the compressor to it.




[3] The best Ty can find on this aisle in terms of devices via which to murder others is a claw hammer (12.99). [3] To celebrate this minor victory, he takes a deep huff of lighter fluid. He staggers out of hardware, over to paint, and then falls face first to the ground, giggling.

Turns till Super Shopper: 2

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Temere Handahofi
Photo: This person didn’t exist until now
Stats
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBettwr: 0
BMI: 2

Inventory
Bell Cruiser Bike Helmet $14.96

Blender $9.92
Meat Cleaver $18.35

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Make my way to Paper Goods and Chemicals, hopefully without running across other brawlers, if I do come across one, cut them with my cleaver

Well shit

[Screech9791]

[spoiler=Action]Make my way to Paper Goods and Chemicals, hopefully without running across other brawlers, if I do come across one, cut them with my cleaver

nice going m8

[Screech9791]

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Mr. E. Meat

Photo: https://i.gyazo.com/d09e426b705267fd34d2b1ab6bc1e10a.png

Stats:
2 Strengtho
3 Speedize
3 ThrustAdjust
2 Hardsy
3 Intellectable
2 Viewbetter

Purchases:
-1 oversized hoodie ($100)
Loot:
Nothing

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Use one of the knives to saw the other off the chain, before sawing off the first knife's chain. Repeat until all knives are in my possession.