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[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler: Temere Handahofi (click to show/hide)

Name: Temere Handahofi
Photo: This person didn’t exist until now
Stats
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBettwr: 0
BMI: 2

Inventory
Bell Cruiser Bike Helmet $14.96

Blender $9.92
Meat Cleaver $18.35

((Just realized clicking that link gives a different picture each time, oh well))

Temere is ready for battle

[The Lupanian]

I don't know if I can submit a character yet, but here's my sheet.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo: https://imgur.com/HftZcFD
Stats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3

Inventory
Bow - $41.32 - https://www.walmart.com/ip/CenterPoint-Sentinel-Long-Bow-Set-ABY215/10248644
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59 - https://www.walmart.com/ip/12PCS-Broadheads-100Grain-Arrow-Heads-Fixed-3-Blade-For-Hunting-Arrows/141188667
12 Arrows - $24.99 - https://www.walmart.com/ip/12pcs-28-Fiberglass-Shaft-Archery-Arrows-SP700-F-Recurve-Bow-Hunting-Shooting/213467173
Machete - $16.99 - https://www.walmart.com/ip/Emergency-Zone-29-Steel-Latin-Machete-with-Sharpening-Stone-and-SheatH/294437111
TOTAL = $98.89

Spoiler: Photo (click to show/hide)

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Here''s a sheet, also Billy was robbed, robbed I say.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Yonathan "Space YoYo" Yoecomet
Photo: GOODBYE MOOMAN~
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 3
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 3

Purchased Items:
Astronaut Adult Halloween Costume ($32.22)
Star Wars Lightsaber Academy Red Lightsaber, Light-up Extendable Blade ($9.99)
Flex Tape Strong Rubberized Waterproof Tape, 8 Inchses x 5 Feet, Black ($12.88)


Total Price: $55.09

[m1895]

Spoiler: Potential Contestant (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy "Bubba" Joe
Photo: here
Stats:
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 1
Thrustadjust: 0
Hardsy: 4
Intelectable: 0
Viewbetter: 2
BMI: 4
Purchased Items:
Hyper Tough 20V HT Charge Cordless 10 inch Auto-Oiling Chainsaw HT19-401-003-11 ($72.00)
Corona Extra Coronita Mexican Lager Beer, 6 pk 7 fl oz Bottles, 4.6% ABV ($6.48)
Zippo Windproof Satin Chrome? Pocket Lighter ($10.42)
First Honey Manuka Bandages, 12 ct. ($5.96)
Loose cigarette ()
Total cost: 94.86 or something, Bubba ain't too good at the Numbers and all that

[King Zultan]

NAME: Burt Smith
PHOTO:Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 4
BMI: 1

ITEMS:
Utility Duck Tape: $2.97
3 Gallon Oil Free Portable Air Compressor with hose: $49.88
18-Gauge 3/8-Inch to 2-Inch Pneumatic Brad Nailer + 2000 Nails: $35.00
25FT Outdoor Extension Cord: $9.94
TOTAL: $95.79

[ziizo]

"I didn't expect to last this long so I didn't had a wish prepared. I just joined this because I felt I needed to do something different break from the routine and if I died well that is life" Steve Says "I think I was lucky a few times in which other other customers decided to run away in place to just fight me" he looks at a recording of All Star and Billy fight in a nearby screen " Also I feel kinda sad that I interrupted their fight they seems to had been enjoying themselves, Can I wish for Billy and All Star to be healed rearmed and let them go back to killing each other. If not just a lot of money would be fine"

[piecewise]

"I didn't expect to last this long so I didn't had a wish prepared. I just joined this because I felt I needed to do something different break from the routine and if I died well that is life" Steve Says "I think I was lucky a few times in which other other customers decided to run away in place to just fight me" he looks at a recording of All Star and Billy fight in a nearby screen " Also I feel kinda sad that I interrupted their fight they seems to had been enjoying themselves, Can I wish for Billy and All Star to be healed rearmed and let them go back to killing each other. If not just a lot of money would be fine"

HMMMMMM The host taps his chin with the microphone I'm afraid we can't hold up future episodes with a cage match. We have contestants and fans waiting, after all! And sponsors of course! BUT! BUT! Don't worry. We'll find a way to make sure the fans get the Billy based beatings they are clamoring for!

Now then, speaking of next episodes, LETS GET ONTO IT RIGHT NOW!

[piecewise]

Spoiler: Temere Handahofi (click to show/hide)

Name: Temere Handahofi
Photo: This person didn’t exist until now
Stats
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBettwr: 0
BMI: 2

Inventory
Bell Cruiser Bike Helmet $14.96

Blender $9.92
Meat Cleaver $18.35

((Just realized clicking that link gives a different picture each time, oh well))

Temere is ready for battle

From somewhere in the infinite midwest, wearing a different face every time I look at them and bearing a name of indeterminate origin, iiiiiits Temere!

I don't know if I can submit a character yet, but here's my sheet.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: the Amazing Redundo
Photo: https://imgur.com/HftZcFD
Stats
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 4
Hardsy: 0
Intellectable: 0
ViewBettwr: 4
BMI: 3

Inventory
Bow - $41.32 - https://www.walmart.com/ip/CenterPoint-Sentinel-Long-Bow-Set-ABY215/10248644
12 Arrow Heads (Affixed to arrows) - $15.59 - https://www.walmart.com/ip/12PCS-Broadheads-100Grain-Arrow-Heads-Fixed-3-Blade-For-Hunting-Arrows/141188667
12 Arrows - $24.99 - https://www.walmart.com/ip/12pcs-28-Fiberglass-Shaft-Archery-Arrows-SP700-F-Recurve-Bow-Hunting-Shooting/213467173
Machete - $16.99 - https://www.walmart.com/ip/Emergency-Zone-29-Steel-Latin-Machete-with-Sharpening-Stone-and-SheatH/294437111
TOTAL = $98.89

Spoiler: Photo (click to show/hide)

He escaped from the actor cloning tubes of a major motion picture corporation and came out half baked! Hailing from the uncanny valley and looking like a thumb with a face, iiiiiiiits The Amazing Redundo!

Here''s a sheet, also Billy was robbed, robbed I say.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Yonathan "Space YoYo" Yoecomet
Photo: GOODBYE MOOMAN~
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 3
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 0
BMI: 3

Purchased Items:
Astronaut Adult Halloween Costume ($32.22)
Star Wars Lightsaber Academy Red Lightsaber, Light-up Extendable Blade ($9.99)
Flex Tape Strong Rubberized Waterproof Tape, 8 Inchses x 5 Feet, Black ($12.88)


Total Price: $55.09

This space cadet has never left Earth, hell he's never been more than 30 miles from his home. UNTIL NOW! With dreams of the stars trapped in that inflatable helmet of his, who knows where he'll go from here!? Heeeeeeee's Yonathan "Space YoYo" Yoecomet!

Spoiler: Potential Contestant (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy "Bubba" Joe
Photo: here
Stats:
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 1
Thrustadjust: 0
Hardsy: 4
Intelectable: 0
Viewbetter: 2
BMI: 4
Purchased Items:
Hyper Tough 20V HT Charge Cordless 10 inch Auto-Oiling Chainsaw HT19-401-003-11 ($72.00)
Corona Extra Coronita Mexican Lager Beer, 6 pk 7 fl oz Bottles, 4.6% ABV ($6.48)
Zippo Windproof Satin Chrome? Pocket Lighter ($10.42)
First Honey Manuka Bandages, 12 ct. ($5.96)
Loose cigarette ()
Total cost: 94.86 or something, Bubba ain't too good at the Numbers and all that

He's built like a brick wall and filled with cheap booze! He brought a chain saw to this event so we can all guess what he's here to do! Lets keep our eyes on BILLY BUBBA JOE!

NAME: Burt Smith
PHOTO:Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 1
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 4
BMI: 1

ITEMS:
Utility Duck Tape: $2.97
3 Gallon Oil Free Portable Air Compressor with hose: $49.88
18-Gauge 3/8-Inch to 2-Inch Pneumatic Brad Nailer + 2000 Nails: $35.00
25FT Outdoor Extension Cord: $9.94
TOTAL: $95.79

Born from the flotsam and jetsam of the universe, carrying the screaming ghosts of another world in his copious belly and an air compressor on his back, its the one, the numberous, BURT SMITH!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ty Dia the Magnificent

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 2 => 1

Hudson 4 gal. Commercial Bak-Pak Sprayer (55.99)
Glidden Grab-N-Go Barn & Fence, Exterior Paint, Red (14.72)
Expert Grill Charcoal Lighter Fluid, Premium Odorless Lighter Fuel, 64 Oz (4.57)
Bernzomatic, Basic Torch Kit, With Built In Ignition (15.44)
Gardner Bender Stainless Steel Cable Tie, 11 inch, 100 lb,10 Pk (7.58)
= $98.30

He killed a food vendor before he even got here! He's coming into this fight already injured! He's high on industrial solvents and looks like an obese rainbow! He's TY DIA THE MAGNIFICENT!





WE'RE TWO CONTESTANTS AWAY FROM STARTING! PLACE YOUR BETS EVERYONE!
(If you would like to actually place bets using the 100 dollars you would otherwise have to buy items, feel free to do so! Winners will take their winnings into the next episode! Wager it all and gain a STATISTICAL ADVANTAGE OVER LOOOOSERS!)

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler: Where the name is from (click to show/hide)

Since the picture was from This Face Does Not Exist, and thus different faces, I went to Google Translate and translated the word “random” into different languages until I found ones that seem like they would make sense for a name

[NJW2000]

Name: Bugs Viscious


Photo: Photo


Stats:
Strengtho: 2
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 4


Items
Kryptonics Recruit Complete Skateboard (31" x 7.5") - $14.96
Utility Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Silver, 1.88 in. x 55 yd. - $2.97
Premier 4 Ft. Single Piece Metal Extension Pole 89001 - $5.47
Kitchen Knifes Set,Steak Knives, Cheese Knife, Pizza Knife, Bread Knife,Carving Knife- Multi Purpose Vibrant Stylish Kitchen Knives - $11.99
6200 Iron Non-noise Low Speeding Deep Groove Bearing Ball 10 x 30 x 9mm 10pcs - $16.55
GOLBERG Twisted Polyester Rope - White - Low Stretch, High Strength - Moisture, UV, Rot, Oil and Chemical Resistant - Rigging, Winch, String Line, Pull & Truck Rope, Crafts - 10 ft, 3/4' wide - $18.45
Ozark Trail 8x21 Lightweight Binocular, Black - $7.86
LA Linen Natural Burlap Potato Sack - $6.99
Kidde 5-B:C 3-lb Disposable Marine Fire Extinguisher - $12.44

Total: $97.68



The unacknowledged grandson of Sid Viscious.

[piecewise]

Only one more spooooot! GEEEET INNNNN HEEEEERE

[Screech9791]

I want to make another character, but there's no way in hell I'm searching for 100$ worth of stuff on Walmart's site without losing my sanity. I can never find what I'm fucking looking for.

[Naturegirl1999]

Using all $100 isn’t required

[Screech9791]

Using all $100 isn’t required

fuck it, might as well start with nothing and scavenge EVERYTHING!

[Naturegirl1999]

Using all $100 isn’t required

fuck it, might as well start with nothing and scavenge EVERYTHING!

If that’s what you want to do, go for it