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Author Topic: BRAWL-MART: Episode 3: Screech, Rustle, Clang.  (Read 31852 times)

KitRougard

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Re: BRAWL-MART
« Reply #45 on: August 12, 2020, 08:59:45 pm »


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Re: BRAWL-MART
« Reply #46 on: August 13, 2020, 06:20:11 am »

Bread Man, now adequately armed and armoured, lets loose another maniacal cackle before sprinting up and down the nearby rows, looking for valuable items to pilfer, or for other shoppers to clobber.

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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: BRAWL-MART
« Reply #47 on: August 13, 2020, 07:23:43 am »

Audience member represent! WHERE MY SUPER SHOPPERS AT?!
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Fucking hell, you guys are worse than the demons.

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Re: BRAWL-MART
« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2020, 07:51:23 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: BRAWL-MART
« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2020, 09:22:48 am »


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Re: BRAWL-MART
« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2020, 10:42:41 am »

Can I at least be put on the potential Super Shopper list to make up for my hilariously (to the others) early death?
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Re: BRAWL-MART
« Reply #51 on: August 14, 2020, 01:38:06 pm »

Bread Man, now adequately armed and armoured, lets loose another maniacal cackle before sprinting up and down the nearby rows, looking for valuable items to pilfer, or for other shoppers to clobber.

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AUDIENCE ACTION OMNIBUS!
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Our first turn with no murder. Well, it had to happen eventually! But don't despair my friends, because its the moment you've all been waiting for! The introduction of our first Super Shopper!

He's a returning champion from season Three, from the depths of middle america! He played college football until he was unjustly banned for decapitating a quarterback! He came here to win his freedom and the deaths of the referee and college board that banished him, and with good old American grit he did just that! He's the Sultan of Sport! The King of Competition! The Bruiser of Balls and the Sweetheart of Spectators! HEEEEEEESSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!


The cameras pan over to the sporting good section where a man is being lowered from the ceiling. He's an enormous brick of a man, 7 feet tall and outfitted football shoulder pads complete with giant metal spikes.  He's wearing what looks like a hockey goalie's helmet, a centurion's metal chestplate complete with sculpted pecs and abs, Metal shin guards and knee pads with sculpted eagles,  and steel gauntlets shaped like boxing gloves. He's got a bladed hockey on his back, a belt of iron footballs at his waist, and a metal baseball bat in his hands. And the jersey and pants he's wearing under all this are of course red white and blue.

He grabs a camera drone and drags it close to his helmeted face.

"Lets have a nice, clean, sportsmanly match today shall we?!" he shouts and then tosses the drone away with a hearty laugh.



Now Remember Folks, All Star's wired for audio and he hears all your demands! Audience members! Ghosts of past competitors! YOU TELL HIM WHERE TO GO! YOU TELL HIM WHAT TO DO! SCREAM YOUR DESIRES TO THE HEAVENS AND WATCH YOUR FANTASIES COME TRUE! NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS! NO ACTION TOO EXTREME! FORGET YOUR DULL AND MEANINGLESS EXISTANCE AND REVEL! REVEL IN THE JOY OF FATAL ENTERTAINMENT! THEIR LIVES ARE YOOOOOOOOURS!

But make sure to spoiler them so you don't reveal the locations of competitors to other competitors!

« Last Edit: August 14, 2020, 02:12:28 pm by piecewise »
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Re: BRAWL-MART: Now accepting audience input!
« Reply #52 on: August 14, 2020, 01:58:00 pm »

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Re: BRAWL-MART: Now accepting audience input!
« Reply #53 on: August 14, 2020, 01:59:51 pm »

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I only ate a few vampire hearts. Like, three tops. I'm sure it'll be fine.

Go check out Shadow of the Void!

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Re: BRAWL-MART: Now accepting audience input!
« Reply #54 on: August 14, 2020, 02:00:41 pm »

Could the audience spoiler their commands please, so as not to tilt the game!
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I only ate a few vampire hearts. Like, three tops. I'm sure it'll be fine.

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Re: BRAWL-MART: Now accepting audience input!
« Reply #55 on: August 14, 2020, 02:40:07 pm »

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Re: BRAWL-MART
« Reply #56 on: August 14, 2020, 03:38:45 pm »

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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

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Re: BRAWL-MART: Now accepting audience input!
« Reply #57 on: August 14, 2020, 07:47:05 pm »


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Re: BRAWL-MART: Now accepting audience input!
« Reply #58 on: August 14, 2020, 09:33:29 pm »

Bread Man dashes into the next aisle over, prepared to bread-chuck someone's head in. If he meets no combat, he dejectedly continues looting shelves.

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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

King Zultan

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Re: BRAWL-MART: Now accepting audience input!
« Reply #59 on: August 15, 2020, 03:43:38 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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