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[Superdorf]

((ah man, I was s'posed to spoiler that wasn't I  ))

[KitRougard]

maybe?
I don't mind. All they learned is I'm running like a chicken. We didnt even choose a place to run TO- We're just running.

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler: Temere Handahofi (click to show/hide)

Name: Temere Handahofi
Photo: This person didn’t exist until now
Stats
Strengtho: 4
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 2
Intellectable: 1
ViewBettwr: 0
BMI: 2

Inventory
Bell Cruiser Bike Helmet $14.96

Blender $9.92
Meat Cleaver $18.35

((Just realized clicking that link gives a different picture each time, oh well))

[piecewise]

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Search the area for any other valuable stuff, and throw light bulbs at anyone that gets close.

Spoiler: Character stuff (click to show/hide)

NAME: Bin Head Bary
PHOTO: https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/0-1.jpeg

STATS:
 Strengtho: 3
 Speedize: 4
 ThrustAdjust: 2
 Hardsy: 3
 Intellectable: 1
 ViewBetter: 2

ITEMS:
 1: Makeshift armour made of towels and tape
 2: Rolls of Duct Tape
 1: Used roll of Duct Tape
 1: 18 Piece Screwdriver set
 1: Squeegee with two screwdrivers taped to it
 1: 6 Piece screwdriver set
 1: 4 Piece screwdriver set
 4: 4 Pack 60W light bulbs

 $675 laptop

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[5]
Bary spends several moments shoving aside mouse pads and phone cases and eventually grabs some kind of game controller. It looks...well its been spraypainted gold so it has to be worth SOMETHING!

[+35 dollars]

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

NAME: Steve "Social distancer" Dickson

PHOTO: Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 3
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 1
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 3

ITEMS:
Kayak Paddle $24,52
Jawbusters  $32,17
Synthetic Motor Oil $22,38
Total: $79,07

$338,94 in 3 Letgo Sets (Castle Spaceship, Dragon)
$300 in jewelry
Total: $638,94

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Go back to electronics and search for these expensive portable computers.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Steve makes a break for Electronics. He gets there without issue but as he ducks into the aisles he notices Bary in a neighboring aisle, holding a Zcube controller above his head in a reverent fashion. Well...thats fine. Steve ignores his bin headed opponent and searching for things of value.   
[6]
He finds a 188 dollar portable battery powered generator. 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Keep waiting, like a panther. A panther who spent most of the game waiting. You know how it goes, if trip, shoot. If slip, burn. If attack, hatchet.

NAME: Sheauwn-Dagger Smith
PHOTO: Photo
STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 1
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 4

ITEMS:
Hatchets - $22.99
Bow - $33.88
Arrows x3 (1 more unrecovered) - $23.92
Matches - $5.49
Lighter Fluid - $4.57
Paracord - $3.94
Bubble Gum - $2.24
Total = 97.03

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

zzzzzzzzzz

Bread Man, now thoroughly repulsed by the contents of this aisle, heads to the next for some more looting and/or murder.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bread Man
Photo:
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 3
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 4
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 1

Purchased Items:
Nature's Own® Honey Wheat Bread 20 oz. Loaf x 4 ($2.78 x 4 = $11.12)
Nylon / Poly Tie Down Rope 50 feet x 1/4" Thick (White Fiber) x 1 ($4.95)
Marketside Bake at Home French Baguette, 10 oz x 1 ($1.98)
Kitchenaid Classic Forged 8-Inch Triple Rivet Scalloped Bread Knife x 2 ($19.99 x 2 = $39.98)
King Arthur Flour Unbleached Bread Flour 5 lb. Bag x 1 ($3.92)
Joseph's Bakery Pita Bread, Low Carb, 8 oz. x 1 ($12.95)

Total Price: $74.90
Acquired Wealth: $11.95

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Breadman heads north, into the frozen wastes of the dairy section. There is no one here to murder, sadly, but he does manage to find a 120 dollar wheel of fine aged cheddar.  He places it upon his head, as is his desire.

Spoiler: Ominous Crackling Noises (click to show/hide)

Poor sportsmanship indeed! Far better instead to meet your end from such a worthy adversary as fire! And I notice a large amount of flammable material nearby! Light my torch and use it and another WD-40 can as a makeshift flamethrower to begin setting everything I can on fire. If Smash Mouth here wants to play with fire, oblige him! And also take out his ankles and/or knees with my hammer if we end up getting into melee combat.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy 'Responsible Parent' Beatstick
Photo
STATZ:
4 Strengtho
1 Speedize
2 Thrustadjust
4 Hardsy
0 Intellectable
3 Viewbetter
1 BMI

Inventory:
2 Knife Javelins, 2 ft long - one somewhere in the halls
1 Cotton Torch, 4 ft long (unlit)
1 Sledgehammer (not yet anointed with blood)
2 cans of WD-40
20 Lighters
2 Rolls of Tape
3 Packs of Juicy Fruit (It's Gonna Move Ya)

Loot:
Various pots and pans ($117.50)
Action figures (BIONICLE REPRESENT) ($78)
Excessively sharp children's toys ($84)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[4]
Before Billy can activate the burnination All Star gives chase after GK, rounding the corner and vaulting the overturned shelf.

"Yeah, you better run!"

Billy makes his wd-40 flamethrower and proceeds to spray burning oil on the shelves all around him, cackling madly as he does. He realizes only after the shelves of burning home goods and toys have collapsed around him that he is standing in the center of his self made inferno.

In fact there was no time for secrecy, for he AGREED with the audience!
His mission was no longer to win but to SURVIVE!
RUN! RUN LIKE PEOPLE VACATING A GARLIC-FART BOMBED ROOM!


But now it was supported by a sheet.

]NAME: Garlic King
PHOTO: https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/the-garlic-king/
STATS:
Strengtho: 1
Speedize: 2
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 4
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 3
BMI 0

Kills: 1

Items:
Some Delicious Morton Garlic Salt, with which to blind my foes!(3.56)
Two bags, two pounds each, of garlic big enough to be used effectively in a potato gun!(18.99x2 = 37.98)
The Urban Warrior incendiary potato gun! Because those cheap toys are unworthy of delivering GARLIC NIRVANA!(49.99)
1 Bottle Lil Buns Baby Cornstarch (17.00)

Total: 108.53

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

All Star gives chase after GK, rounding the corner and vaulting the overturned shelf. Garlic King has a substantial lead and is making a break for the end of the Aisle and potential safety.
[8v7][4v3]
All Star suddenly skids to a stop. He gauges GK's distance for a moment before ripping an iron football from his belt. He aims, cocks his arm back, and then hurls the ball with the full force of his body.  It spirals down the aisle in a shallow arc with a shrill whistle and catches GK square in the back of the head just as he reaches the end of the aisle. Skull spits like ripe melon and GK sprawls and splatters across the first few feet of Lawn and Garden.

"Run from me," All Star says, smiling to the camera drone, "And you're just gonna die tired."

Spoiler: Audience interaction baby (click to show/hide)

Spawn as an actual person. Mind rolling me up a spectator peedubs? Go wild with it!

As for suggestions, finish of garlic dude, then go after breadman. That sandwich will be made!

Spoiler: Audience Suggestion (click to show/hide)

Follow the Garlic Blood Trail. Finish off the Garlic King, and when you kill him, drink of the garlic blood

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Before Billy can activate the burnination All Star gives chase after GK, rounding the corner and vaulting the overturned shelf. Garlic King has a substantial lead and is making a break for the end of the Aisle and potential safety.
[8v7][4v3]
All Star suddenly skids to a stop. He gauges GK's distance for a moment before ripping an iron football from his belt. He aims, cocks his arm back, and then hurls the ball with the full force of his body.  It spirals down the aisle in a shallow arc with a shrill whistle and catches GK square in the back of the head just as he reaches the end of the aisle. Skull spits like ripe melon and GK sprawls and splatters across the first few feet of Lawn and Garden.

"Run from me," All Star says, smiling to the camera drone, "And you're just gonna die tired."

He takes off towards Grocery.

 
[4]Meanwhile Billy makes his wd-40 flamethrower and proceeds to spray burning oil on the shelves all around him, cackling madly as he does. He realizes only after the shelves of burning home goods and toys have collapsed around him that he is standing in the center of his self made inferno.

[5]
Bary spends several moments shoving aside mouse pads and phone cases and eventually grabs some kind of game controller. It looks...well its been spraypainted gold so it has to be worth SOMETHING!

[+35 dollars]

Steve makes a break for Electronics. He gets there without issue but as he ducks into the aisles he notices Bary in a neighboring aisle, holding a Zcube controller above his head in a reverent fashion. Well...thats fine. Steve ignores his bin headed opponent and searching for things of value.   
[6]
He finds a 188 dollar portable battery powered generator.

Smith just sits there some more.

Breadman heads north, into the frozen wastes of the dairy section. There is no one here to murder, sadly, but he does manage to find a 120 dollar wheel of fine aged cheddar.  He places it upon his head, as is his desire.

ONE MORE DOWN AND HE'S STILL OUT FOR BLOOD! And it seems one of our competitors finds himself in the hotseat.  We've got two serious competitors left, one pyromaniac, one lunatic, and one ABSOLUTE BORE! But who among them will be the winner? 

[The Lupanian]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hey, I’m not out for the money, I’m out for blood! It’s not my fault nobody made it to checkout yet. But it doesn’t matter anyways, I may yet snatch victory from the jaws of someone else’s victory!

If anyone appears, shoot ‘em, especially if they’re carrying an armload of merchandise. If the coast is clear, take their stuff and checkout. If nobody shows up, sit and contemplate whether getting mauled by a quarterback would have been more exiting.
NAME: Sheauwn-Dagger Smith
PHOTO: Photo
STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 1
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 4

ITEMS:
Hatchets - $22.99
Bow - $33.88
Arrows x3 (1 more unrecovered) - $23.92
Matches - $5.49
Lighter Fluid - $4.57
Paracord - $3.94
Bubble Gum - $2.24
Total = 97.03

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler: Juliana’s Ghost (click to show/hide)

Drink the blood of the fallen, then head towards checkout, there will be a trap of some sort, so be careful

[Radio Controlled]

Spoiler: Audience (click to show/hide)

"Oi, there's this shmuck at the checkout that's being a total square! He just set traps and ain't doing shit.

We demand more! More blood, that is!"

As for myself, maybe huff some lighter fluid while watching.

[Coolrune206]

Bread Man freezes, shivering in a cold sweat, as genius begins to process in his mind. Slowly, yet excitedly, he rips a single slice of bread off his person and delicately places it atop the Cheese-Crown he had appointed himself with. In that moment, he knew he had truly transcended simply being Bread Man.

He had become a Cheese Sandwich.

Powered by this insanity, Bread Man begins to scream at the top of his lungs. He then lurches into action, bread-chucks spinning furiously, desperately seeking combat, his frenzied howls a sign of the terror that comes.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bread Man
Photo:
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 3
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 4
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 1

Purchased Items:
Nature's Own® Honey Wheat Bread 20 oz. Loaf x 4 ($2.78 x 4 = $11.12)
Nylon / Poly Tie Down Rope 50 feet x 1/4" Thick (White Fiber) x 1 ($4.95)
Marketside Bake at Home French Baguette, 10 oz x 1 ($1.98)
Kitchenaid Classic Forged 8-Inch Triple Rivet Scalloped Bread Knife x 2 ($19.99 x 2 = $39.98)
King Arthur Flour Unbleached Bread Flour 5 lb. Bag x 1 ($3.92)
Joseph's Bakery Pita Bread, Low Carb, 8 oz. x 1 ($12.95)

Total Price: $74.90
Acquired Wealth: $131.95

[King Zultan]

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

It is time to leave the electronics area and search for more valuable shit somewhere else like somewhere they might carry flares and flare guns, also if anyone finds me throw light bulbs at them.

Spoiler: Character stuff (click to show/hide)

NAME: Bin Head Bary
PHOTO: https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/0-1.jpeg

STATS:
 Strengtho: 3
 Speedize: 4
 ThrustAdjust: 2
 Hardsy: 3
 Intellectable: 1
 ViewBetter: 2

ITEMS:
 1: Makeshift armour made of towels and tape
 2: Rolls of Duct Tape
 1: Used roll of Duct Tape
 1: 18 Piece Screwdriver set
 1: Squeegee with two screwdrivers taped to it
 1: 6 Piece screwdriver set
 1: 4 Piece screwdriver set
 4: 4 Pack 60W light bulbs

 $675 laptop
 $35 Gold coloured game controller

[ziizo]

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

NAME: Steve "Social distancer" Dickson

PHOTO: Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 3
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 1
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 3

ITEMS:
Kayak Paddle $24,52
Jawbusters  $32,17
Synthetic Motor Oil $22,38
Total: $79,07

$338,94 in 3 Letgo Sets (Castle Spaceship, Dragon)
$300 in jewelry
$188 Portable Battery powered generator
Total: $826,94

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Spill the Oil in the floor then make noises to call Bary or someone attention so once they slip and are vulnerable, I can beat them to death with the Kayak Paddle and steal their stuff.

[Xantalos]

Spoiler: Ominous Crackling Noises (click to show/hide)

My powers are unmatched! Simply walk out of the department and into the next one, smashing any flaming shelves that get in my way down with me hammer! Oh, and make sure to loot once I’m clear of the flames, or just murder anyone (save All-Star, unless he starts it) I run into.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy 'Responsible Parent' Beatstick
Photo
STATZ:
4 Strengtho
1 Speedize
2 Thrustadjust
4 Hardsy
0 Intellectable
3 Viewbetter
1 BMI

Inventory:
2 Knife Javelins, 2 ft long - one somewhere in the halls
1 Cotton Torch, 4 ft long (unlit)
1 Sledgehammer (not yet anointed with blood)
2 cans of WD-40
20 Lighters
2 Rolls of Tape
3 Packs of Juicy Fruit (It's Gonna Move Ya)

Loot:
Various pots and pans ($117.50)
Action figures (BIONICLE REPRESENT) ($78)
Excessively sharp children's toys ($84)

[piecewise]

Bread Man freezes, shivering in a cold sweat, as genius begins to process in his mind. Slowly, yet excitedly, he rips a single slice of bread off his person and delicately places it atop the Cheese-Crown he had appointed himself with. In that moment, he knew he had truly transcended simply being Bread Man.

He had become a Cheese Sandwich.

Powered by this insanity, Bread Man begins to scream at the top of his lungs. He then lurches into action, bread-chucks spinning furiously, desperately seeking combat, his frenzied howls a sign of the terror that comes.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bread Man
Photo:
Stats:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 3
ThrustAdjust: 2
Hardsy: 4
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 2
BMI: 1

Purchased Items:
Nature's Own® Honey Wheat Bread 20 oz. Loaf x 4 ($2.78 x 4 = $11.12)
Nylon / Poly Tie Down Rope 50 feet x 1/4" Thick (White Fiber) x 1 ($4.95)
Marketside Bake at Home French Baguette, 10 oz x 1 ($1.98)
Kitchenaid Classic Forged 8-Inch Triple Rivet Scalloped Bread Knife x 2 ($19.99 x 2 = $39.98)
King Arthur Flour Unbleached Bread Flour 5 lb. Bag x 1 ($3.92)
Joseph's Bakery Pita Bread, Low Carb, 8 oz. x 1 ($12.95)

Total Price: $74.90
Acquired Wealth: $131.95

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[7]
Breadman screeches and sprints out of grocery and heads east, screaming at the top of his lungs and whirling his bread-chucks above his head. He runs all the way to electronics before skidding to a stop. There, among the tasteless silicone and plastic sandwiches, he spots both Bary and Steve.  Further to the east he sees quite a large fire and what he thinks is Billy.  He considers his options and decides to go for the option that is least likely to end with him toasted.

[4] Bary notices Breadman only as he comes screaming down the aisle, whirling his patented weapon above his head.
[2v7]
Bary slips breadman's bash, ducking under the swing and leaping back. He produces several lightbulbs from somewhere in his clothing and hurls them at breadman.
[7v7]
Breadman swats the bulbs away with a flurry of rapid bread swings and a startling martial arts yell.

[5]
Billy steps around the corner and into the electronics aisle with Bary and Breadman. He's on fire. His clothing, his hair, even his sledge hammer are on fire. Fire that is leaping to the shelves.
[11v8][4v4]
He swings his sledge at breadman and catches him flat in the chest. Breadman goes flying straight into the shelf, bounces and flops over it and into the next aisle, landing face first in oil.  [5v2][Breadman -1 BMI]
Steve then immediately swats Breadman in the back of the head with his paddle while breadman's still on the ground. How uncivilized.

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

It is time to leave the electronics area and search for more valuable shit somewhere else like somewhere they might carry flares and flare guns, also if anyone finds me throw light bulbs at them.

Spoiler: Character stuff (click to show/hide)

NAME: Bin Head Bary
PHOTO: https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/0-1.jpeg

STATS:
 Strengtho: 3
 Speedize: 4
 ThrustAdjust: 2
 Hardsy: 3
 Intellectable: 1
 ViewBetter: 2

ITEMS:
 1: Makeshift armour made of towels and tape
 2: Rolls of Duct Tape
 1: Used roll of Duct Tape
 1: 18 Piece Screwdriver set
 1: Squeegee with two screwdrivers taped to it
 1: 6 Piece screwdriver set
 1: 4 Piece screwdriver set
 4: 4 Pack 60W light bulbs

 $675 laptop
 $35 Gold coloured game controller

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[4] Bary notices Breadman only as he comes screaming down the aisle, whirling his patented weapon above his head.
[2v7]
Bary slips breadman's bash, ducking under the swing and leaping back. He produces several lightbulbs from somewhere in his clothing and hurls them at breadman.
[7v7]
Breadman swats the bulbs away with a flurry of rapid bread swings and a startling martial arts yell.

[5]
Billy steps around the corner and into the electronics aisle with Bary and Breadman. He's on fire. His clothing, his hair, even his sledge hammer are on fire. Fire that is leaping to the shelves.
[11v8][4v4]
He swings his sledge at breadman and catches him flat in the chest. Breadman goes flying straight into the shelf, bounces and flops over it and into the next aisle.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

NAME: Steve "Social distancer" Dickson

PHOTO: Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 3
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 1
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 3

ITEMS:
Kayak Paddle $24,52
Jawbusters  $32,17
Synthetic Motor Oil $22,38
Total: $79,07

$338,94 in 3 Letgo Sets (Castle Spaceship, Dragon)
$300 in jewelry
$188 Portable Battery powered generator
Total: $826,94

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Spill the Oil in the floor then make noises to call Bary or someone attention so once they slip and are vulnerable, I can beat them to death with the Kayak Paddle and steal their stuff.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Steve spreads some oil on the floor and is just considering where to stand and what noise to use when he sees a crazed man covered in bread sprint down the neighboring aisle and attempt to beat Bary to death with some sort of...bread...weapon. Hmm.

Billy suddenly steps around the corner and into the electronics aisle with Bary and Breadman. And he's on fire. His clothing, his hair, even his sledge hammer are on fire. Fire that is leaping to the shelves.

[11v8][4v4]

He swings his sledge at breadman and catches him flat in the chest. Breadman goes flying straight into the shelf, bounces and flops over it and into the next aisle, landing face first in oil.  [5v2][Breadman -1 BMI]
Steve then immediately swats Breadman in the back of the head with his paddle while he's still on the ground. How uncivilized.

Spoiler: Ominous Crackling Noises (click to show/hide)

My powers are unmatched! Simply walk out of the department and into the next one, smashing any flaming shelves that get in my way down with me hammer! Oh, and make sure to loot once I’m clear of the flames, or just murder anyone (save All-Star, unless he starts it) I run into.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy 'Responsible Parent' Beatstick
Photo
STATZ:
4 Strengtho
1 Speedize
2 Thrustadjust
4 Hardsy
0 Intellectable
3 Viewbetter
1 BMI

Inventory:
2 Knife Javelins, 2 ft long - one somewhere in the halls
1 Cotton Torch, 4 ft long (unlit)
1 Sledgehammer (not yet anointed with blood)
2 cans of WD-40
20 Lighters
2 Rolls of Tape
3 Packs of Juicy Fruit (It's Gonna Move Ya)

Loot:
Various pots and pans ($117.50)
Action figures (BIONICLE REPRESENT) ($78)
Excessively sharp children's toys ($84)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[5]
Billy walks through the inferno. Literally just walks through it. When he steps around the corner and into the electronics aisle with Bary and Breadman, he's still on fire. His clothing, his hair, even his sledge hammer are on fire. Fire that is leaping to the shelves.

[11v8][4v4]

He swings his sledge at breadman and catches him flat in the chest. Breadman goes flying straight into the shelf, bounces and flops over it and into the next aisle.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hey, I’m not out for the money, I’m out for blood! It’s not my fault nobody made it to checkout yet. But it doesn’t matter anyways, I may yet snatch victory from the jaws of someone else’s victory!

If anyone appears, shoot ‘em, especially if they’re carrying an armload of merchandise. If the coast is clear, take their stuff and checkout. If nobody shows up, sit and contemplate whether getting mauled by a quarterback would have been more exiting.
NAME: Sheauwn-Dagger Smith
PHOTO: Photo
STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 1
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 4

ITEMS:
Hatchets - $22.99
Bow - $33.88
Arrows x3 (1 more unrecovered) - $23.92
Matches - $5.49
Lighter Fluid - $4.57
Paracord - $3.94
Bubble Gum - $2.24
Total = 97.03

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Finally, FINALLY some prey comes in. Not any prey though; All Star. He's walking near the checkouts, clearly looking at the tripwire! Smith considers letting him pass...but chances are All-Star is already hunting him. Better to strike now, with the element of surprise.
[10v8][8v12]
Smith draws his bow and stands up from behind the counter, sighting in on All Star's chest within a half a second and loosing an arrow.  The arrow hisses through the air and strikes All Star straight in the chest. On a normal animal, it would be a perfect heartshot, enough to bring down a month's worth of boar or elk.  But All Star barely moves.  He looks down at his chest and the arrow embedded in his armor.  His eyes follow the shaft up and then out, tracing the line of its path across the open store and over to the vision center.

And he smiles. He pulls an iron football from his belt and holds it in both hands. He gives it a hard twist and the ball seems to expand a bit with a metallic snapping noise, revealing a flashing red band of light running between the two halves. [4]

All Star throws the ball into the vision center with a gentle toss, a lazy sort of lob in a high show-offy angle. It doesn't land directly on Smith, but a good 10 or so feet away.

[3] Smith doesn't know exactly what the ball is, but the flashing red triggers something in his reptile brain that says RUN. [4] He sprints out of hiding and to the east, diving into the photo center as the Iron Footbomb detonates. The Vision center is shredded to pieces, display shelves smashed, glasses flying, and the ceiling caving in. Smoke fills the area and obscures that entire corner of the store.

Audience action omnibus

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

7]
Breadman screeches and sprints out of grocery and heads east, screaming at the top of his lungs and whirling his bread-chucks above his head. He runs all the way to electronics before skidding to a stop. There, among the tasteless silicone and plastic sandwiches, he spots both Bary and Steve.  Further to the east he sees quite a large fire and what he thinks is Billy.  He considers his options and decides to go for the option that is least likely to end with him toasted.

[4] Bary notices Breadman only as he comes screaming down the aisle, whirling his patented weapon above his head.
[2v7]
Bary slips breadman's bash, ducking under the swing and leaping back. He produces several lightbulbs from somewhere in his clothing and hurls them at breadman.
[7v7]
Breadman swats the bulbs away with a flurry of rapid bread swings and a startling martial arts yell.

Steve spreads some oil on the floor and is just considering where to stand and what noise to use when he sees a crazed man covered in bread sprint down the neighboring aisle and attempt to beat Bary to death with some sort of...bread...weapon. Hmm.

[5]
Billy walks through the inferno. Literally just walks through it. When he steps around the corner and into the electronics aisle with Bary and Breadman, he's still on fire. His clothing, his hair, even his sledge hammer are on fire. Fire that is leaping to the shelves.

[11v8][4v4]

He swings his sledge at breadman and catches him flat in the chest. Breadman goes flying straight into the shelf, bounces and flops over it and into the next aisle, landing face first in oil.  [5v2][Breadman -1 BMI]
Steve then immediately swats Breadman in the back of the head with his paddle while breadman's still on the ground. How uncivilized.

Finally, FINALLY some prey comes in. Not any prey though; All Star. He's walking near the checkouts, clearly looking at the tripwire! Smith considers letting him pass...but chances are All-Star is already hunting him. Better to strike now, with the element of surprise.
[10v8][8v12]
Smith draws his bow and stands up from behind the counter, sighting in on All Star's chest within a half a second and loosing an arrow.  The arrow hisses through the air and strikes All Star straight in the chest. On a normal animal, it would be a perfect heartshot, enough to bring down a month's worth of boar or elk.  But All Star barely moves.  He looks down at his chest and the arrow embedded in his armor.  His eyes follow the shaft up and then out, tracing the line of its path across the open store and over to the vision center.

And he smiles. He pulls an iron football from his belt and holds it in both hands. He gives it a hard twist and the ball seems to expand a bit with a metallic snapping noise, revealing a flashing red band of light running between the two halves. [4]

All Star throws the ball into the vision center with a gentle toss, a lazy sort of lob in a high show-offy angle. It doesn't land directly on Smith, but a good 10 or so feet away.

[3] Smith doesn't know exactly what the ball is, but the flashing red triggers something in his reptile brain that says RUN. [4] He sprints out of hiding and to the east, diving into the photo center as the Iron Footbomb detonates. The Vision center is shredded to pieces, display shelves smashed, glasses flying, and the ceiling caving in. Smoke fills the area and obscures that entire corner of the store.

ITS THE FINALE FOLKS! CAN YOU FEEL THE BLOODLUST IN THE AIR? THE EXCITEMENT? THE ANTICIPATION!? OR CONTESTANTS HAVE FOUND EACH OTHER AND THE END IS NEAR! NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS NOW, WE WILL HAVE OR VICTOR SOON!

[The Lupanian]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Enough hiding, it's time to fight.

Pop a piece of gum in my mouth, and stand in front of the oil slick. Shout
"Nice armor, how many guys did your mom have to bang to pay for that?"

Put more arrows in him

Try to get him to slip in the lighter fluid. Whether or not he slips, drop a match in once he's crossed into it.

Toss one hatchet at him, and be ready to Die Gloriously fight with the remaining hatchet.

NAME: Sheauwn-Dagger Smith
PHOTO: Photo
STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 4
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 1
Intellectable: 0
ViewBetter: 4

ITEMS:
Hatchets - $22.99
Bow - $33.88
Arrows x2 - $23.92
Matches - $5.49
Bubble Gum - $2.24
Total = 97.03

[ziizo]

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

NAME: Steve "Social distancer" Dickson

PHOTO: Photo

STATS:
Strengtho: 3
Speedize: 3
ThrustAdjust: 3
Hardsy: 1
Intellectable: 2
ViewBetter: 3

ITEMS:
Kayak Paddle $24,52
Jawbusters  $32,17
Synthetic Motor Oil $22,38
Total: $79,07

$338,94 in 3 Letgo Sets (Castle Spaceship, Dragon)
$300 in jewelry
$188 Portable Battery powered generator
Total: $826,94

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Strike Breadman again, finish him!

[King Zultan]

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Throw a bunch of light bulbs and screwdrivers at the flaming guys face, they try to get behind him and hit him as many times as possible with my squeegee.

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NAME: Bin Head Bary
PHOTO: https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/0-1.jpeg

STATS:
 Strengtho: 3
 Speedize: 4
 ThrustAdjust: 2
 Hardsy: 3
 Intellectable: 1
 ViewBetter: 2

ITEMS:
 1: Makeshift armour made of towels and tape
 2: Rolls of Duct Tape
 1: Used roll of Duct Tape
 1: 18 Piece Screwdriver set
 1: Squeegee with two screwdrivers taped to it
 1: 6 Piece screwdriver set
 1: 4 Piece screwdriver set
 3: 4 Pack 60W light bulbs
 1: 1 Pack 60W light bulbs

 $675 laptop
 $35 Gold coloured game controller