Go to the Druid mini city, and buy some herbs to make tea
(2) Upon entering the settlement, everyone turns and stares at you. Some have horrified faces, while others start to smell funny. You ask about buying herbs but no one says a word back.
Vuth indulges the elf druid's requests. He's not exactly a private person whilst drunk. During his conversation, he brings up alcohol - and his opinion on it.
(6) You put forth you're opinion so well, the elf Druid decides to try drinking, and forgets for the moment that he's an elf. That is until his face turns pale at the sight of a walking mushroom in the area.
Comb nearby planets for tasty anomalies.
Name: Caaw
Description: A supernatural crow with iridescent blue feathers. This species grows and develops differently depending on its diet, which consists of anomalies.
Abilities: His coating of feathers projects a "shell" of distorted spacetime which he can use to teleport anywhere in the universe. Inside of the shell is also a pocket dimension insulated from the outside, which allows him to survive most environments in the universe.
Inventory: No.
Hue: (Energy values for various different colors obtained from eating anomalies. May be used to mutate new supernatural abilities.)
(4) You find a few good ones on the planets you found so far. These planets don't seem very well put together in some areas. A couple of them have metal cacti coated in slime, while another has a volcano that spews flower petals without rest. Also, you feel something trying to make it so that detail has no meaning, but the attempt is sloppy and you seem to be the one thing able to withstand it, which in turn forces that reality-warping energy to go into reverse.
Sir Talis turns to Grozhar.
”It’ss very odd that neither of uss found anything at all. Perhapss we sshould sspeak to the owner?”
Sir Talis assists Grozhar.
Name:Sir Talis
Description:A brave soul who was inspired by the stories of knights in shining armor. Sir Talis does his best to live up to these heroes, and has sworn to follow the path of a paladin. This may be more challenging than it is for most however, since he’s also an ordinarily-sized garter snake.
Abilities:A borderline-harmless bite and other abilities possessed by a common garter snake.
Inventory:None.
Grozhar turns to the talking snake and apparently party member, He didn't remember having joined forces with it but weirder things have happened in the past.
"Probably, another option would to make a trap or waiting for place to ambush them"
Go with the Owner to try to get more information about the Ogres
(6) The owner seems to think that these ogres have some kind of teleporting unit they stole from somewhere else, and he even describes it in great detail. Of course he also said that he saw the entrance to their hideout himself when he took his cattle to graze near the mountains. Seems like a good clue.
Name: Caw
Description: A crow with purple feathers
Abilities: The purple feathers on Caw’s body allow her to know what creatures who touch her feathers are thinking. She can also send thoughts of hers to anyone touching her feathers.
Inventory: Nothing yet
(1) Aaaaannndddd...you're shooed away again.
Take off from orbit toward the beach world of Ess Tee Dee Five. Accidentally get the passenger cabin music switched to Baby Shark and stuck on repeat.
Name: Aaron Delano Varkus.
Description: A six limbed furry intelligent primate. Highly social. Fur is forest green. Eyes are amber. Ears are cat-like.
Abilities: spess pilot, catering, scrounging. navigation, small arms and dualwielding machetes, mild empathic sense
Inventory: spess pilot license. Rock candy (1 bag: 50 pieces). two sharp machetes. Machete holsters. backpack. Rations. one pellet gun for use on spess ship. One flechette gun for use on less fragile environments. several dozen nudie magazines, in poor condition. Stimsticks (like cigarrettes, only worse in every way), lighter. Spare socks. four fingerless gloves (one for each handpaw). Glowsticks (11)
(2) Well, you take off...but you forgot where that particular planet is. (2)And instead of "Baby Shark" the music jumps to the Darth Vader theme with the volume being irreversibly cranked to maximum. Good job.
Get all my money from the bank then go buy the stuff that can be used to print money.
Name: Blarg
Description: A zebraman that's wearing a suit.
Abilities: Good with a gun
Inventory: Handgun, golf club, ammo and mags for the handgun
(2) Unfortunately, there is no such thing in stock at the time, and one of the shop's staff eyes you suspiciously.
Name: Gloneich
Description: A large gnoll with a big belly and an even bigger love for life. What he lacks in basic clothing, he more than makes up for in tolerance for drink. He is never sober and is always down to rumble. He has a cockney British accent like the orcs from 40k.
Abilities: Cannot die of alcohol poisoning, slightly above average strength, dubious morality
Inventory: A single, soiled, smelly loincloth; a bandoleer full of wine bottles; one set of worn brass knuckles
Gloneich would like to be hanging out with the Ogres that Sir Talis and Grozhar are looking for, drinking and laughing as they plot their next barn raid.
He attempts to make a joke.
"....so the troll says to the elf, 'That's no *hic* bearskin rug. That's my wife!' *burp*"
edit: I realized how I wanted his name to be pronouned.
(3) One or two of your ogre friends chuckle at the joke and continue planning the raid.
KNEAD DESTINY INTO VAGUE LOAF-SHAPE, ADD YEAST AND PLACE IN OVEN
TURN OVEN ON TO APPROPRIATE TEMPERATURE, AWAIT RESULTS
(2) You roll destiny up into a tight ball, dump the yeast all over the floor, crank the heat in the oven to a billion degrees and await results from inside. Oh boy...
Name:Minimal Man
Description: Some guy that wants true minimalism. Aka no descriptions!
Abilities:Zealous devotion to the cause of minimalism
Inventory: Minimal
Look for occult rituals to make things truly minimalist
(I'm also not sure if you're joking or if that's a strong and unforeseen devotion to minimalism, plus I realized I wasn't sure what minimalist meant so I took it out of the title. I'll see what I can do for this roll though)
(1v[hidden]) Your ritual attempt is horribly sloppy to begin with, the fact that some unknown universal force fights back violently makes it even worse for you, and you're reduced to a sentient geometric cube. Happy? I should think not.
Known locations:
City:
City Bank: Caw
Downtown office supplies store: Blarg
Airport (On the edge of the city)
Colossal Panther Inn (located in a town)
Barn (within the town's outskirts): Grozhar and Sir Talis
Druid-governed settlement: Vuth and Spore
Forest (between the city, town, and Druid-mini-town with the city being on the south side and the Druid settlement being more towards the east and the town being to the northwest of the settlement)
Mountains (way up in the north. About three dozen miles' hike or so from the forest)
Ogre Cave: Gloneich
Location not certain:
Aaron (in a plane in space)
Caaw (somewhere in space)
Minimal Man (not even sure where he is...or was)
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