Turn 7bite into its leg and rip it off
4-2”Fucking CLOSE!”
Make it close. And spit our stuff back out.
4Juainos throws his hat into the portal in an attempt to plug it
6Run to the TARDIS, head in, move it to the bar, and expand its size until it’s bigger than the hole so it can plug the hole enough to allow for more permanent closure without eldritch interruptions.
1Evacuate the bar. Anything I might have wanted that was in here can be handled outside, afterwards.
5Gunthar, if I got your name right, how would you like to explore a new world?
Try heading through with Gunthar before they plug it
they might want milk too, maybe we can convince some of them to join our little group?
Let the portal suck us (or at least me) in. Who knows, maybe there's milk amidst the dangerous weirdness of another dimension.
GUNTHAR HORNHELM grins wide at the words of his would-be compatriot.
"You speak well unto the ears of GUNTHAR! Onward then, NOBLE WYRM, and let us sound our war-cries in the depths of GINNUNGAGAP!"
And GUNTHAR advances into the P̵R̴I̶M̵O̵R̸D̴I̵A̸L̷ ̷V̷O̵I̷D̵, cleaving a̷u̵g̷h̷t̶ that would strike against him!
4 (One roll for CABL, Naturegirl, and Superdorf, since the portal was trying to pull you in anyway. Roll is just to determine where you landed.)As the portal rapidly expands, Juanios hurls his amazing mariachi hat into the breach in reality. The hat spins through the air, gloriously reflects the light for a moment, and then vanishes into the darkness. To no effect.
Around him, Ssarscel leads a rapid evacuation of the bar and saves the bartender and the reenactors from what is about to happen, and Joey tries to rise against his attacker one more time. Unfortunately, it's too late. The rotting horse dodges his weakened bite, and then considers the fallen skeleton. It leans down, inscribes
this symbol on his forehead, and then melts into a net of flesh and floats away on the wind, cackling as it goes.
Meanwhile, Joshua, Rana, and GUNTHAR make a quick decision.
Gunthar, if I got your name right, how would you like to explore a new world?GUNTHAR HORNHELM grins
wide at the words of his
would-be compatriot."You speak well unto the ears of GUNTHAR! Onward then, NOBLE WYRM, and let us sound our war-cries in the depths of GINNUNGAGAP!"Joshua joins them as well, and the three let go of the various improvised anchors they were using and launch into the Eldritch Plane. The three find themselves on a tower of purplish stone floating in an endless yellow void. Tentacled monsters float lazily by like mockeries of clouds, and distant islands hang at various points above, below, and on the horizon.
In the material plane, Adam has reached the end of his patience.
”Fucking CLOSE!”, he screams, and then deploys the magical power he has for some unknown reason against the gate. Finally, it whirls shut. Many of the inanimate objects that were taken are redeposited in the bar. Notably, Juainos' mariachi hat is spat back out and lands intact at his feet.
There is a brief moment of calm as the group recovers and collects any fallen hats they may have. However, the telltale sound of a TARDIS materializing suddenly fills the air. However, it sounds wrong somehow, and the group quickly gets out of the way. Shaun's TARDIS appears where the portal used to be, but much larger than normal. So much larger, in fact, that the bar is instantly turned into a loose wrapper of debris around the giant phone box. Good thing it was evacuated first.
Thank the throwing rock guy and try to invade that damn girl's mind
4+1"Hmmph. I can hear you know, and don't we have these jokers to deal with?"
Invasion of the mind is rather pointless when we are both on the same Network. These things aren't proper, so tear through each of their nervous systems.
6Shaun turns and runs on urgent business as John shouts a thank you. He then turns his attention to Cipher, who has just finished turning him into a digital being. For her part, Cipher doesn't take his retaliation seriously. They're both on the Network, after all. John hacks into Cipher's systems as she overwhelms the underdeveloped minds of the nearby sewer clowns. At first, John doesn't find much inside beyond a bunch of broken code, ancient Japanese memes, and above all, the endless refrains of Nyan Cat. As he tries to find somewhere to attack Cipher gets a firm grip on the nervous systems of the clowns. She's considering burning out their improper systems, when she realizes that John has just taken control of her primary avatar.
John's consciousness is currently split between his own body and Cipher's avatar, while Cipher is currently inhabiting the pack of sewer clowns.
"I was looking for a car and this one seemed abandoned, I guess it isn't so I'll be leaving."
Get out of the car and make sure he doesn't try to shoot me in the back as I leave, if he becomes hostile while I'm still in the car hit him with the door and try to get the gun from him, if he tries to shoot me as I leave dive for the closest cover I can.
6, 3You explain yourself to the chupacabra, and try to step out of the car. You move a bit too quickly though, and the chupacabra interprets your move as an attack. He immediately fires one of the two barrels of his shotgun, while you defend yourself by knocking his aim off with the car door. You leap out and struggle for the gun, but neither of you has a clear advantage at the moment.
Keep looking around for potential milk containers and other interesting things.
4You explore the town, making sure to avoid the man running to his TARDIS, the fight between a catgirl, a man, and a pack of sewer clowns, and whatever chaos is currently destroying the local bar. It's then that you spot it, in the junkheap a short walk from town. You rush over, hoping it wasn't just a trick of the light.
No, it's real. Sitting atop a pile of old pizza boxes is an empty and fairly dirty, but otherwise intact plastic milk jug.
Boop it's snoot for critical damage?
5Only one choice left. You boop the snoot. The Jabberwock screams in surprise and drops you as it falls to its knees. Rising up, you repeatedly boop the snoot until the Jabberwock begs you to stop, offering to serve you in exchange for mercy.
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