Turn 4Joey bones seeing the poor guy in the lab coat getting harassed because he isn't human fills him with rage, Joey then begins walking menacing towards the thugs with his arm out and bones sprouting off of it to form a lance like weapon with his glowing green eyes becoming like green flames from his eye sockets
"A few thugs picking on someone else just because they ain't the same as you, you have 3 secounds to get out of here before I turn you into a human sized shikaba"
3"Sssir, while I've heard rumorss that Chupacabra milk was ussed as part of whatever ritual was used to causse all this, I can ashure you that even if ssome of our kind directly partissipated, the resst of us have no relation to the event. I, for one, and trying to bring milk back.
If you have any pertinent questionsss, I will gladly ansswer them. If you know of any better locationss in which to find recordss on the ssstructure of milk, I will gladly accept it. But if you have neither, then I musst be on my way."
5how about we not fight here?
Attempt to stop the fight that seems super likely to happen, if the fight starts anyway, try protecting the chupacabra from injury, as the humans outnumber it
5"Get away from the chupacabra, or the things are gonna get really ugly real quick."
Tell that to the thugs that harass chupacabra.
If they get hostile, drop a smoke bomb.
If they get hostile, but will attack chupacabra instead of me, grapple one of the thugs and throw him at the other two.
1GUNTHAR's eyes light up in pure, demented wonder at the blade presented him.
"You are a sorcerer, BRAGI BODDASON, and your gifts are regal indeed! You have the undying gratitude of GUNTHAR."
"Now BEHOLD, comrades! GUNTHAR HORNHELM begins his GLORIOUS QUEST: for the primordial cow AUÞUMBLA, and the MILK by which she sustained the world!"
GUNTHAR raises his newly acquired MIGHTY AXE high above him. "AXE OF THE GINNUNGAGAP! Serve GUNTHAR now, and CLEAVE unto the tormented void of your birth!"
And with that, GUNTHAR swings his MIGHTY AXE to rend the air, tearing a gate in reality to the GINNUNGAGAP!
1Confront the adventurer quest giver and ask him this question:
Does the quest involve Furry deviants?
(No roll)Ask to know what this Human’s plan is again, since Ik have facilities which may be of use to any plan conceivable, but they’re useless if I don’t know what the plan is.
(No roll)""I'm going to find the Moloko, reactivate Delta, get his scans of the Infinity Dairies, and use the new knowledge of the molecular structure of the milks to recreate them, either for use to reverse this, or just so we can have milk."
"A fight? Oh, count me in."
Adam placed his eye-patch over his blue eye before strumming the E string of his guitar and forcibly launching the three human aggressors directly at Thainos's head a location that just so happened to coincidentally be where Thainos Juainos's head was.
(Situation changed enough that I didn't roll. Also, why are you trying to hurt poor, innocent Juainos?)TAKE COVER
KEEP DRINKING
(ASSUMING IN SAME BAR AS ALL THESE OTHER WEIRDOS)
4Seeing the chupacabra being harassed, several of the adventurers gather around to defend him.
"A few thugs picking on someone else just because they ain't the same as you, you have 3 secounds to get out of here before I turn you into a human sized shikaba""how about we not fight here?""Get away from the chupacabra, or the things are gonna get really ugly real quick.""A fight? Oh, count me in."Ssarscel also addresses the gang himself.
"Sssir, while I've heard rumorss that Chupacabra milk was ussed as part of whatever ritual was used to causse all this, I can ashure you that even if ssome of our kind directly partissipated, the resst of us have no relation to the event. I, for one, and trying to bring milk
back.If you have any
pertinent questionsss, I will gladly ansswer them. If you know of any
better locationss in which to find recordss on the ssstructure of milk, I will gladly accept it. But if you have
neither, then I musst be on my way."
A quick change comes over the men. The leader groans and facepalms as he looks over the situation. "Oh...ah...you're not Drisscad, are you. I'm so, so sorry. This is incredibly embarrassing. Sorry everyone. You see, we're not
actually racists. We're racism
reenactors. Our group reenacts portrayals of the bigotry of pre-Alliance society. Kept up the hobby after the Event too, didn't want to let the tradition die out, you know? We were waiting for Drisscad to show up for the reenactment later. See, he was supposed to play a minority doctor, and the rest of us were going to tell him that he only got the job through Affirmative Action and because his people are inherently smarter. It was the lab coat, see? It threw me off. Thought you were him, and he'd have thought that greeting was hilarious. So
incredibly sorry for the trouble. We'd really like to make it up to you, if we can. Here, if you want, you can have some of our racist memorabilia! Hope you like it, we've done our best to make it all as historically accurate as possible. The rest of you can pick something too, we really messed up here."
With that, the group produces cases containing such items as a Halloween ghost mask, a 21st century German flag, and a maroon hat stamped with the slogan "Make Hillary Build a Wall Again".
As you look through the items, GUNTHAR HORNHELM speaks.
"You are a sorcerer, BRAGI BODDASON, and your gifts are regal indeed! You have the undying gratitude of GUNTHAR."
"Now BEHOLD, comrades! GUNTHAR HORNHELM begins his GLORIOUS QUEST: for the primordial cow AUÞUMBLA, and the MILK by which she sustained the world!"GUNTHAR raises his
newly acquired MIGHTY AXE high above him.
"AXE OF THE GINNUNGAGAP! Serve GUNTHAR now, and CLEAVE unto the tormented void of your birth!"GUNTHAR cuts a MIGHTY RIFT into the fabric of reality with his axe. Perhaps too mighty. He splits open the air, and a yawning portal is cut into the air. A mass of tentacles begins to pour out, as some
thing crawls free of the Eldritch Plane.
Meanwhile, Yoink hunkers down and enjoys his drink while Juainos hears all the above proceedings from behind the door.
Get the gun then go out in the country side to find cows.
3-1 for surpriseYou reach for the gun, but when you kneel down to get it, you're nearly pulled into the sewer by a hidden tether on the gun. You let go just in time, but a pale white face snaps at you from the gutter. All around, you can hear the telltale slaps of a horde of rapidly approaching oversized feet. Looks like this was a trap set by a pack of hungry sewer clowns.
"What a shitty town not letting my buy a gun, I'll just make a gun and it'll be better than all the guns they won't sell me!"
Go look for scraps of metal and electronics and use those items to build a laser gun of some kind.
1You go looking for the materials to build a laser gun. After a while, you've collected enough to realize you can't actually make a laser gun out of it. A member of the town guard approaches as you look through the material and asks what you're doing.
Following the white rabbit is sometimes used as a metaphor for going to a strange world/adventure.
So follow that Rabbit maybe there will be milk at the end.
3You try to follow the Rabbit, but after only a short way you fall down a hole into a long hall. All around you are doors of various sizes.
Keep the Program active and go around the town. Mark any hits on the search, and let's see about canvasing it all quickly. If I can't find any, at least I now have the Tracker Program and a data sample.
(Need multiple hits if I'm to make anything though. More datapoints mean a higher chance of succeeding at my goal of finding enough of them.)
2You travel around the town, but it doesn't look like there's any Remnants here besides the one you found. On the way, you pass a deer-headed man trying to assemble a laser gun, and your route ends near a guy who just fell into a trap set by a pack of
Homo pagliacci.
OOC:Ignored CABL's 1, since I figured Naturegirl and Glass both getting 5s to accomplish the same thing should override it.
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