I wouldn't even know what
my test would reveal (and I'm not prime material for testing). I don't think I am, but I'd probably put my chance of testing negative as 50%±50%.
I feel Ok (briskly walked a couple of miles to the supermarket[1], walked less briskly back due to my bulging bag-for-life (*fnar fnar*) and a small hill leading back up to my own door) but that actually doesn't mean much, we know.Maybe lucky for me, but by extension could be a problem for someone else.
[1] With stupidly half-hearted one-way system indicated on aisles, but not enforced. I obeyed them, but many others didn't. Or blocked the aisle (e.g. trolley[2] perpendicular as they stare at a section of shelving, deep in consideration, and I could hardly have squeezed past even
without trying to give lip-service to the 2m of space) regardless of what direction they went in.
Kept on meeting the same two women (wearing face-masks) who roved up and down the (down and up!) aisles side-by-side with trolley use seemingly inspired by phalanx tactics. Annoying.
And everything I wanted was on an aisle whose 'direction' was towards the spine between the two halves of 'rib' aisles. Not even a good mix of out-and-back, so loads more walking round than in 'normal' times. The two last things I wanted were in aisles 10 and 12 (IIRC) so I went down 11 (with people incorrectly coming the other way) round the end abutting the row of till-conveyors to come back most of 10 (people I'd seen previously moving towards me), grabbed the item and out to go down 11 again and round the other shelf-end to come back up most of 12 to the last item (both times, against the wrongly-flowing traffic) then round and down 11 again because the queue for the tills was set up as down 14 (last aisle, the one lined with booze) but requiring one first goes up (spineward, lined with mixer-drinks) 13 due to the barrier set across the spine-end to both of these.
The queue itself was only up to the 13/14 spine-end double corner (with most people spacing at trolley-length-plus-a-trolley-length-of-space) and it moved quickly enough. Naturally enough, when I was almost at the point to be called up to an available till (passing aisles 13 through 10 to get to the one ready to receive me), the next person looking to join the 14-but-first-13 queue barged up 14 instead (all the way up to the spine end, it looked like, so no time saved).
And so that is probably why I became COVIDised, if I have done, despite having done everything I can to avoid people on the way to/from the shop (and avoided a couple of smaller, but nearer, stores - or the one I know is still sanely managed but is three+ miles in the opposite direction). The road to hell being paved with... Slade?
[2] Shopping trolleys (US: carts) being compulsary for... reasons..? I only actually needed slightly over a handful of perishables, but a set of meticulously wiped (handles only?) trolleys were forced upon everyone who passed the half-way point of the barrier-deliniated queue outside. So I then of course got another hand-and-a-half worth of non-perishables
because I could to make the visit worthwhile and last longer to delay the next shopping trip out.