Dr. Popeper, Mr. Pope, Pope Beer.
How do you make a dead pope float?
As for infectiousness, it looks like this coronavirus can survive on surfaces for a week, and remains viable after being launched 6 or 7 feet in a cough, so it's the people who were sitting three seats away from you a week ago and everyone closer you gotta worry about.
Regarding confirmed cases in the US, we found a case on Jan 21st and the person testing was told to knock it off because it could violate patient privacy using flu testing samples for this, that's how bad shit is here.
We've had a month and a half of unchecked spread, denial, deliberate limiting of tests, and there is no exaggeration when I say we have literally no possible way of telling how many cases there are here waiting to be found. If tests found 300, I'd add two zeroes and hope I've overestimated. Just make sure you don't let trumpists pretend they aren't culpable for the moronavirus and every death which is going to result from it.
China went from denial to lockdown and panic construction of hospitals.
We're in denial pretending it's a lockdown because that stupid orange cuntsack says it is, and flat out can't approach the ability to lock things down or slap together hospitals on a moment's notice which China used, so we're completely fucked like a narcoleptic chick around a party thrown by Lauer, Cosby, Weinstein, Trump, and all their horses after they got horse viagra in their feed bags.
Ever chuckled at people sending thoughts and prayers?
We could use some thoughts and prayers at this point, because there's nothing else we can really do now.