Noname[
4] Noname "rushes" to the hole and starts "running" through it. In a matter of seconds, the mantis has reached the interior of the security complex. Looking around, Noname sees she has reached some sort of staircase. To the mantis right, there is a door, while on the left, there are some staircase that go down. On the other side of the door, she can hear guards talking.
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3]Noname swings around their claws, but unfortunatley, there is nothing in sight to be killed. Also, Noname is glad that no sees the attacks, because they are sloppy and slow.
Sudenly, alarms start blazing once again. The voice of a man talks, while Loud Nigra plays in the background.
"
Hey Hizukania's workers! This goes motly to any Level 0, 1, and 2 personnel. Remember when I warned all of you about the ISCMC crab representative? Well, I have just been informed that he is actually a thief! Yeah, crazy thing. So, whoever captures him will get an immediate raise in payment and treatment! And one free pass against getting fired! So...uhm...yeah. Go stop that crab."
Immediatley, Noname hears commotion on the other side of the door. At the same time, the mantis hears an explosion from the tunnel, and hears the ceiling collapsing. This exit has suddenly become useless.
LilyWithout doubting a single second, Lily jumps through the broken window, ready to jump trhough the roftops. It's only once she is jumping that she remmbers that she is in a city composed of long skyscrapers, so she would need to slide through the buildings.
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4] Immediatley, gravity traps Lily and throws her towards the abyss, and Lily gets scared for a few seconds, until she starts running vertically through the glass. From then, she gets more and more speed, and once she reaches some kind of pole where a flag is waving, she uses it to jump towards another skycraper, and move from building to building, slowing her descend. Eventually she reaches the ground, in a loud crash, but Lily ignores the pain and keeps running, in front of surprised rich snobs.
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5] Lily manages to evade the troops that were looking for her, and becomes one with the multitudes of the streets, until she reahces an empty street, where she sits downs. Her arms are sore, her feet are cut, and her blood pressure is off board, but Lily's regeneratives powers are already healing her.
Joe[Inside the city:
5][Outside the city:
1] Without doubting, Joe initiates a propaganda campaign across the streets of the districts that he controls. It's so effective, that he manages to convince all neutrals civilians within his territory to join him, and even some partisans. Joe's armies are resuplied with a large number of supporters.
Sadly, he recives news that the Heralds of Joe have reached other cities, and everyone they have talked with has realised the threat Joeism could become if left unchecked, so militias are arming themselves and have decided to intervene. Also, there are talks about the UN debating what to be done. And one shouldn't ignore the International Anarchist Congress currently happening in Vienna, where anarquists all over the world are ready to support their brothers and sisters to reclaim their city.
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2] Sadly, some smart Joeist lad though it would be effective to destroy the communications tower of the city, to stop enemy communications. Sadly, their enemies are better organised than this, and manage to mantain order. Over the Joeist side, everyone is fighting for leadership, with people proclaiming themselves as being chosen by Joe, and trying to lead, only to be murdered by their hertics. Everything is so chaotic that the government and the opposition push the Joeist back to controling one quarter of the city.
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2] Seeing the lack of order, partisan raids become even more effective, disrupting supply lines, stealing powersources and even managing to establish some sort of organisation.
Tamatoa[
4] After several minutes, and lots of circling around, Tamatoa finds the Vault, which thanks to the gods, it's still open. Thankfully, he doesn't get shot again and looks through the Vault's belongings until he finds something of interest.
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6]"Phone without prices", which the door describes as a phone which is absolved of any kind of payment done from said phone. Now that's something that would be kept inside a security complex! Using his own keypad, Tamatoa opens the door and grabs this phone, which looks like a modern Nokia, with a screen of six human inches. He immediatkey calls the nearest military outpost.
[Military:
2][Ikea:
4] The military guy who answers him is quite rude, stating that they don't have time for a security complex, talking about fighting against fanatical zealots of a newly formed religion, and eventually cuts the call, leaving Tamtoa mid explaining. On the other side, Ikea...
The woman who answers him acts obnoxious at first, but it's clear she knows where the call is coming from, but eventually she drops the act, once Tamatoa says he is from the ISCMC, and proceeds to file a report, with some big exagerations, of course. The woman listens and eventually tells Tamatoa that, since they weren't warned on a ISCMC revision on Hizukania, IKEArminator is currently uncharged, but it should be ready in no time. The woman slightly suggests that Tamatoa might want to leave the security complex before IKEArminator comes by.
Once the call ends, alarms start blazing once again. The voice of the boss from earlier talks, while Loud Nigra plays in the background.
"
Hey Hizukania's workers! This goes motly to any Level 0, 1, and 2 personnel. Remember when I warned all of you about the ISCMC crab representative? Well, I have just been informed that he is actually a thief! Yeah, crazy thing. So, whoever captures him will get an immediate raise in payment and treatment! And one free pass against getting fired! So...uhm...yeah. Go stop that crab."
Immediatley, Tamatoa starts to hear commotion.
Alpha-Theta 347[
3] The robot recharges his weapon. Sadly, this time the bullets are made of rubber, not adamantium.
As Alpha-Theta 347 renters the base, the robot is confronted by the guards, who want to know why was Alpha-Theta 347 attacking an ISCMC representative. The robot, annoyed, simply uploads the file on Tamatoa on their digital devices, and asks them to check it out. The guards immediatley start screaming and go to their boss, to tell him about the heister. Wasting no time, Alpha-Theta 347 connects to the mainframe and directly confronts these users from 4chan.
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4] The users make valiant efforts, but with Alpha-Theta 347 on the field, the tables have turned. The robot releases thousands of Troyan virus, which corrupt most of the users computers, sending all their information to the FBI. The few remaining try to regroup, and manage to use theri own antivirus to hold their own against the Troyans. Suddenly, something comes from within Hisukania's system, and Alpha-Theta 347 realises to late that these are also 4chan users, disguised as antivirus.
[
4 v
6] The sneak attack catches the robot so off-guard that it's defences aren't capable to load fast enough. It takes a swift strike, and suddenly, Alpha-Theta 347 isn't inside his older body, but instead, in the droid that he created earlier so that the engineers could understand how his Safest outcome simulator worked. All around him lay the failed tests from the engineers, like turrets, other droids, etc...
4chanThe goddamn robot has to go down if anyone in 4chan wants to leave this operation with impudity. The only problem the users have is that they would need the machine to connect to the mainframe for it to... Suddenly a new program, called Alpha-Theta 347 joins the combat, and proceeds to release for thosuands of Troyan virus agaisnt the users, with only those with legal antivirus programs surviving the wave. None of them can't get close to the robot without being shot down. Unless...
One of the moderators contacts the inside team, and asks them to take over the robot, while it's still connected to the mainframe. They rushed, disguised as antivirus, only to reveal themselves at the last possible second.
[
6 v
4] The robot only has time to state "I warned you...you would die by my programs.." Before being cut by one shitposter who states "You should have gone for the inside", before simulating a snap, and taking over the robot's AI. Once the robot is under their control, they proceed to share it's control over everyone uncompromised in the thread. Alpha-Theta 347 body is now renamed to "4chancop". To assert dominance, they make the robot T-pose.
[Botnet:
2] The botnet has sent another notification! The AI has captured absolutly nothing!
JFAG((Then I hope they don't got to NYC, or they will be shot down for copyright))
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1] The four reptilians try to inflitrate the pyramid, deciding to go throught the same tunnel that giant mantis went earlier. Somehow, their stealthy steps activate the mines ABOVE them, causing the ceiling of the tunnel to collapse, trapping the four of them inside with no way out. Also, Roy is trapped below a pile of earh, which is likely to end in suffocation. And Jasper has broken one rib. So yeah, that's a good start.
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1] The four of them try to use their increadible weapons to free themselves, and somehow, they activate even more landmines, which one should note, are at least two meters above them. More and more of the ceiling collapse, trapping Jasper in the process, as well as also trapping Keith's foot.
DurgWithout doubting a single second, Durg puts on his ring, and im mediatley, the world turns black and white. The Kobold throws all the boxes to the void, though they stay floating midair, since time is stopped, and any possible force is currentley invalidated. Then Durg rushes to the bottom of the building, since the Kobold doesn't know if the ring ahs any limitations.
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5] Thankfully, there is one truck right in front of the building, and the trucker is currentley out of it, drinking a beer. Meticulosly, Durg steals the truck's keys and puts them on, though the truck doesn't activate since, once again, the fabric of time is frozen. After that, Durg takes out the ring and waits for the boxes to fall.
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5] Somehow, by pure luck, or by fate or...whatever, Durg strategy of stopping time before the boxes are about to crash works out perfectly well. The Kobold is able to pack everything, and after that, he actiavtes time, bringing back the colors of the world, and allowing the truck to move.
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5] ((Goddamit Zultan)) SOMEHOW, no one notices the teleporting boxes that misteriously never crush, neither the trucker notices his own truck leaving th eplace where it was parked.
Health: FINE, several fresh scars all over his body.
Inventory: Staff of Lighting (8/10 charges left), 2 x Empty Guns (0/24 bullets), The Fifth Ring, dozens of boxes of large value, one truck.
Current Value: 1,011,029 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: FINE, several grave scars all over his body,
Inventory: 6 x armed fanatical cultists, 689 x armed civilian followers, 3 x armed homeless followers, 15 x Heralds of Joe, 3 x Molten Metal Golems, an Anti-Bible, a revisionist Anti-Bible
Current Value: 5 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: SLIGHTLY HARMED, bruised arms and legs with some cuts.
Inventory: Dart Gun (8/16 Ammo)
Current Value: 0 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: SLIGHTLY HARMED, small cuts and wounds,
Inventory: 1 x functional keypad, 1 x Master keycard, The Phone Without Prices
Current Value: 9700 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: FINE, body of a test droid.
Inventory: Simulator of Safest Outcomes
Current Value: 1,400 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: SEVERELY COMPROMISED, most of the users in the original thread have been captured by the FBI.
Inventory: an imperfect botnet, a soviet spy satellite from the 80's (deactivated), Alpha-Theta 347 (+ Self-Repairing body) (+ Simulator of Safest Outcomes)
Current Value: 19,186 $
Current Money: 654 $ (Fundraising is an option)
Health: FINE
Inventory: EMPTY
Current Value: 0 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: SEVERLY HARMED, Roy / Jasper suffering suffucation (0/3 turns left, Jasper has a broken rib, Keith has a foot trapped.
Inventory: Sveral weapons which you wouldn't expected in the hands of mutant reptiles.
Current Value: 0 $
Current Money: 0 $
-Hizukania / Battling a cyberwar against 4chan - Level 1 / has been pentrated by sniper rail gun shots
-Dystopian City: Rich Sector | Poor Sector / insurrections against armed forced / occupied by armed forces
-Regular City / civil war (Factions: Joeist Cult, the Opposition, the Government)
- Northern Train Station / destroyed
-Southern Train Station / half of it reduced to ashes
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