A lone traveler approaches the security complex, along with several dwarfen tools. He is
Urist McSickleHammer, come from the Union of Fortress's Workers, and is ready to take human money for peace negotiations, and save his brothers and sisters from human and elven oppression.
Alpha-Theta 347[
1] Alpha-Theta 347 tries to reconnect to it's own body, but finds out this body has no gadgets to connect to the mainframe. It's really frustrating.
[
3] The droid manages to find a computer, and tries to destroy the 4chan servers. Sadly, all Alpha-Theta 347 ends up doing is disable them for a minute at most.
Joe[
3] A small exodus occurs, hidden to the rest of the world. Several Joeists leave with as much as they can, and run through the forests and deserts, until they reach a location that is liveable. Somehow, they build habitats in a matter of a night.
When Joe re-establishes contact, he discovers the situation to be slightly grim. They managed to create the city, but they are having a lot of trouble maintaining a sense of order, as people act in the name of Joe in order to ignore morals. Thankfully, the city will endure.
[
4] The attack on the Opposition is another phyrric victory. Large amounts of territory taken, but many, many losses. They manage to kill several influential figures in the opposition.
[Government:
6] With a swift strike the give takes over the southern districts, thanks to the arrival of the military and the militias, which re-establish communication on their forces. They also integrate the weakened Opposition into their faction.
4chan[Killing guards
2] As there are many users who control AT347, through the means of voting and polls, the consensus is to not kill the guards. Instead, AT347 locks the door.
[blackpeoplemeet.com:
4] Thankfully, before the guards can suspect something, all computers in the room showcases the webpage blackpeoplemeet.com. The guards and personal immediately get distracted, and start searching for a date. While they are distracted, AT347 deactivates all digital defences.
[Blowing up helicopters:
6] With no defences 4chan swarms in, activating all autodestruction protocols in Hizukania's helicopters. The pyramid starts recieving signals of all their supply helicopters being destroyed. Meanwhile, all brave souls from Level 7 to 9 are suddenly isoletad from the prime dimension, as the Dimensionalcopters blow up, leaving them stranded into an hostile plane of existence, along with dangerous creatures and artifacts.
All FBI helicopters blow up, forcing soldiers to walk on foot.
[Freeing the hackers:
5] Suddenly, all the trials of 4chan users are called off, as judges are paid to declare their innocence.
[botnet:
2] Botnet proudly afirms that it has captured the same amount of Ion Cannons as supernovas can be seen on the sky. Which are none.
Noname[
4] Noname rushes to the bottom of the stairs, while being relatively silent. Sadly, upon reaching the bottom of the stairs, the mantis discovers an unpleasant surprise, there is another door, labelled as "Level 1" and for some reason, this one has no keypad. Someone has, quite excellently, extracted the keypad, but now, the door can't be opened from Noname's side.
Suddenly, the door from above opens, and Noname hears shouts, while multiple guards start descending the staircase.
Tamatoa[
3] Tamatoa enters the room and tries to close the door, but for some reason, the keypad from earlier seems to be slightly off, since it doesn't close with the right combination. After a few tense moments, the door closes, just as the guards storm the room. Too late, Tamatoa realises that he has left the original keypad on the floor. The crab slowly prays to the Realm of Monsters to not be found.
[
2] The guards immediately realise where the crab is hiding and try to open the phone chamber. Unfortunately for them, they don't know the new combination of the door, and shout angrily, before requesting a demolisher.
[
3] Tamatoa violently punches the wall, which is composed of the same materials as the door. After a few minutes of punching, Tamatoa realises that he has only dented the metal.
Durg[
1] Durg drives to the least suspicious place of all, in the middle of a mall! I mean, that's the last place one would find their stolen truck. Sadly, the Kobold has to crush through a wall and run over several people before stopping at the center.
[
1] Upon looking at his valuables, Durg opens a box, which contains an egg. The egg immediately hatches revealing a small golden dragon, which starts to eat some of the gold inside the boxes. Alarmed, Durg realises that everytime the dragon eats something of value, it grows.
[
1] Durg points the lighting staff at the dragon, but once again, the recoil throws the Kobold off balance, vaporising several stores and part of the ceiling. Thankfully, it's a small dragon, and flees the mall, straight into the rich city. Also, the lighting hits one of the floating buildings, which starts to fall. Towards the mall he is currently in. Joy.
[
3] Meanwhile, several guards surround Durg. They seem to wear some sort of helmet. Doesn't matter. Durg shoots another lighting, which vaporises several guards... Along with the multiple civilians behind them. This beam also hits the bottom of a skyscraper, which manages to avoid collapsing on itself.
Lily[
2] Lily has just discovered a wonderful surprise! She CAN'T use her regenerative powers if she thinks about them. The more Lily thinks about it, the more stupid she finds this handicap incredibly stupid.
Suddenly, Lily hears screams, and goes to see the cause. She is greeted by a golden dragon eating a golden statue, slightly increasing in size with each bite. Then, unexpectedly, a beam of electricity emerges from a nearby mall, hitting the base of a skyscraper. Lily, astounded realises that it's the same lighting that hit her earlier.
Meanwhile, the dragon gets startled from the attack and flees, rampaging the street.
JFAG[
2] Andrew and Keith try to save their friends by taking out the dirt, but somehow, this dirt is stronger than their teamwork. That has some messed up implications.
[
2] Keith tries to use his powerful spinning abilities, but the ground is still too compact and stong. After a few thrusts, Andrew has to stop his friend / brother, so that the gecko doesn't dislocate his foot.
Suddenly, Andrew and Keith hear shouts from the other end of the tunnel. The two Geckos can see the shapes of several guards, observing the tunnel. The guards immediately grab what can only be identified as flashlights.
Urist McSickleHammer[
4] Grabbing his shovel,
Luhkania, made vy Nunnun, Son of Udir, and his pickaxe, Tenneo, made by Rustere. Immediately, the dwarf carves through the ground, in the innate perfection typical of a dwarf.
After a few minutes, and after avoiding several mines, Urist reaches some sort of floor. He breaks through it and looks around.
[
1] ((Oof.)) Well, the first thing the dwarf detects is the smell of food. Then he sees the tables and the chairs, and the legs of several humans. Then, every human comes to where his hole is located.
He is in the goddamned cafeteria. To be more specific, he is in the GUARD cafeteria. Everyone looks at the dwarf confused, and then they proceed to shoot, targeting the dwarf head.
[
5] Unfortunately for the guards, their instructors have always been fantastical racists, and see non-humans as unworthy of being told about, so all bullets are shot where a human head would be. Thank goodness for fantastical racism.
Unharmed, Urist retreats to his hole to think about his next step.
Health: FINE, several fresh scars all over his body.
Inventory: Staff of Lighting (6/10 charges left), 2 x Empty Guns (0/24 bullets), The Fifth Ring, dozens of boxes of large value, one truck.
Current Value: 1,010,029 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: FINE, several grave scars all over his body,
Inventory: 6 x armed fanatical cultists, 489 x armed civilian followers, 15 x Heralds of Joe, 3 x Molten Metal Golems, an Anti-Bible, a revisionist Anti-Bible
Current Value: 5 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: SLIGHTLY HARMED, bruised arms and legs with some cuts.
Inventory: Dart Gun (8/16 Ammo)
Current Value: 24 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: SLIGHTLY HARMED, small cuts and wounds,
Inventory: 1 x functional keypad, 1 x Master keycard, The Phone Without Prices
Current Value: 9700 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: FINE, body of a test droid.
Inventory: Simulator of Safest Outcomes
Current Value: 1,400 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: SLIGHTLY COMPROMISED, some of the users in the original thread have been captured by the FBI.
Inventory: an imperfect botnet, a soviet spy satellite from the 80's (deactivated), Alpha-Theta 347 (+ Self-Repairing body) (+ Simulator of Safest Outcomes)
Current Value: 19,186 $
Current Money: 654 $ (Fundraising is an option)
Health: FINE
Inventory: EMPTY
Current Value: 0 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: SEVERLY HARMED, Roy / Jasper suffering suffucation (1/3 turns left, Jasper has a broken rib, Keith has a foot trapped.
Inventory: Several weapons which you wouldn't expected in the hands of mutant reptiles.
Current Value: 15 $
Current Money: 0 $
Name: Urist McSickleHammer
Inventory: Several Dwarf-made Tools
Current Value: None understandable to materialistic non-dwarf
Current Currency: 0 $
-Hizukania / unsupplied / 4chan controls cybersecurity- Level 1 / has been pentrated by sniper rail gun shots - Level 7 to 9 / Cut off from the security complex
-Dystopian City: Rich Sector / Floating skyscraper falling / Wealth devouring dragon on the loose | Poor Sector / insurrections and strikes against armed forced / occupied by armed forces
-Regular City / civil war (Factions: Joeist Cult, the Opposition (Government), Militias, Military (Government), the Government)
- Northern Train Station / destroyed
-Southern Train Station / half of it reduced to ashes
-Joeville / LOTS of civil unrest
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