(Next turn is going to be the last and I'm going to try to get it out the day I started this thing so it'll have lasted an entire year, and died on the day it was born into this world.)
Do to all the disasters and fire the Earth is doomed unless someone does something to stop it during the last turn the Earth will blow itself apart.Australia, most of Asia, and pretty much everything around it has been destroyed, and there are now massive tsunamis and earthquakes.Avetruetotheimperator was killed during the destruction of Australia.Naturegirl1999 has been killed by a tsunami.Major disasters are going on allover the planet, most of them are big enough that they might be able kill everything left living on the Earth.November 2, 7:30 AMThe sun is rising.The sky is clear.The town the game started in has been destroyed.GandalfTheGreyt3791 didn't post for the tenth time so random action, if he doesn't post by next turn he'll become a NPC.Kakaluncha didn't post for the ninth time so random action.Naturegirl1999 didn't post for the third time so random action.This is It! Use my power to turn the Continent of Australia into a dense ball, compress it with said dragon being crushed, twist it so the trapped dragon pieces are on the bottom, then crush the dragon between Australia and the continental plate!
All Prepare for Earthquakes, Tsunamis, and Hurricanes!
Dino Actions
Funk Actions
No kill like overkill.
(using your power to crush Australia into a ball with the dragon inside = 6) Using your powers you lift the continent of Australia up and fold it over several times then crush the whats left into a ball.
(Making sure he's stuck on the bottom = 5) You then spin it around several times so that you make sure he's on the bottom.
(Smashing him and the ball into the continental plate = 3+1 For gravity) You then smash it into the ground, where it immediately explodes into a massive ball of rocks and fire.
(How bad are the Earthquakes = 6) They are so massive and powerful that they'll continue until the game ends.
(How bad are the Tsunamis = 5) They tower above even the tallest mountains and are guaranteed to destroy every island on the planet.
(How bad are the Hurricanes = 3) There's only one of them right now and it was probably there already.
(Mexico Dinos please do something productive like evacuate the coastal regions = 3) Only a few of them flee the area while the rest just sit there and wait to die.
(America Dinos evacuating coastal regions = 5) They quickly abandon the area.
(Middle East evacuating coastal regions = 5) They also all flee the area.
(HAU evacuating coastal regions = 6) While most flee the areas some of them get trampled and killed.
(Coalition aiding in the evacuation of coastal regions = 2) Members are to busy saving their own asses to save anyone else.
(Mexico Dinos maximum security mode = 4) A few of them finally get the initiative to do something productive and they set out and look for terrorists, but they find none.
(America Dinos maximum security mode = 2) They're to busy fleeing the coastal regions to do anything about security.
(Middle East maximum security mode = 1) They get a package and it turns out to be a bomb, this kills most of the investigators.
(HAU maximum security mode = 6) At this point they've become a police state, and they've been killing anyone they find suspicious
(Mexico Dinos surviving = 3) Most of them sit and stare at the tsunami as it washes them away.
(America Dinos surviving = 5) They all run for the hills.
(Middle East surviving = 4) They all get to the high ground and are safe.
(HAU surviving = 3+1 For the evacuation) They also all get to somewhere safe.
"What a waste of resources and loyal servants... I just hope you know what you're doing, with your plan to crush the dragon with the now-devastated Australian continent..."
It turns out that not that many people died from that somehow.
Fools...To think you can slay the IMMORTAL?!
Activate my Trump-card, my final play before the end of the game. My FIERY RAGE!
REJUVENATE AND BURN THIS WORLD, FOR IT HAS SCORNED ME SO!
(Activating your trump-card of FIERY RAGE = 4) You become ENRAGED at all this bullshit.
(Rejuvenating = 1) It turns out FIERY RAGE isn't that good for healing yourself.
(Burning the world = 5) Before you can figure out how to burn the world, the entire continent starts to fold itself around you and before you can get away the continent wraps itself around and starts to close in on you, upon realizing that you have no way to get out you start killing the ball of earth and stone with as much of your FIERY RAGE as you can manage so that the ball will spread your flames when it explodes.
Then the ball slams into the ground and explodes killing you in the process but also destroying almost everything within several hundred miles.
Go around the fortress and see if my followers need anything.
(Seeing if your people need stuff = 3) You go around the fortress and see if there is anything anyone needs, and you find out they want to build a well to make getting water easier and they want to set up some kind of power generation.
(You and your people surviving the stuff that's going down = 2) But before you can even start to think about setting up that kind of thing there's a massive explosion and a giant wave that's taller than anything you've ever seen and its heading right towards you, you had no time to do anything as it washes you and everything around you away killing you and everything else.
Continue the training as there is much to learn about the art of sabotage
(Middle East training = 5) They continue to advance through their training.
(Dinosaurs in America training = 3) They don't do as well during this part of the training.
(Do they survive Middle East = 4) Their base is safe from the waves and earthquakes.
(Do they survive dinosaurs in America = 6) A few of their members get washed away as they run for their lives to safety.
Use the power of drunkenness to run to their base and kill them all!
(Using the power of drunkenness to get to their base = 3) You start drunkenly stumbling towards where that base should be and you only get part way there.
(Do you get injured by the earthquakes = 5) No in your drunken state you are immune to the constant shaking of the planet.
NPC STUFFGo cover up the windows.
(4) You gather all the boards and cover up all the broken windows in record time.
CONTINUE TO SLEEP.
(6) You start having nightmares about being stabbed by clowns.
It seems like the colony is a failure lets gather our people and try to find a better planet.
(Gathering up your people = 4) You quickly send down a ship to gather all of your surviving people and supplies and take them off this god forsaken planet.
(Finding a new planet = 3) All the other planets you find are lifeless balls of rock.
Take a nap for a bit.
(3) You try to sleep but you can't, maybe there's something that needs done that isn't.
Keep killing the mutated pumpkin things.
(Killing = 2) They don't kill anyone.
(Killing = 6) They kill some and they lose some.
(Killing = 4) They kill a bunch of them.
(Surviving = 2) They get washed away.
(Surviving = 2) They also get washed away.
(Surviving = 6) Some of them manage to escape but others don't.
Keep killing the monks.
(Killing = 1) They all get killed.
(Killing = 6) They kill loads of them but also lose a bunch.
(Killing = 4) They kill loads of them.
(Surviving = 5) They all manage to get to safety.
(Surviving = 1) They all get killed.
(Surviving = 1) They also all die.
Places in space:-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%Percent of America destroyed: 35.54%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%-
Percent of TricMagic's base destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 26.31%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 0%Percent of Japan destroyed: 100%-
Percent of Naturegirl1999's fortress destroyed: 100%Percent of Mexico destroyed: 100%Percent of South America destroyed: 100%Percent of Europe destroyed: 100%Percent of Middle East destroyed: 24.51%Percent of The Holy African Union destroyed: 45.5`%Percent of The Funky States of Australia destroyed: 100%Percent of Southeast Asia destroyed: 100%Percent of Oceania destroyed: 100%Percent of China destroyed: 100%Percent of Sakhalin destroyed: 100%Percent of Hawaii destroyed: 100%Yoink
Health: DAMAGED / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, sword surfing skills, beer, a creature that's a follower has a handgun, first aid kit, a few rolls of bandages, sewer map, hard hat, some snacks, subway map, map of the city of Bob, one Hell-Weed joint, loads of Hell-Weed, a few shotgun shells, watch, giant sword
Kakaluncha / clothing fit for the Emperor of Mankind they inspire loyalty / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic / really good at UNO
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves loyal to you, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals loyal to you, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children, 81,686 followers in middle east with secret base loads propaganda good at sabotage, 134,521 dinosaurs in America with secret base a few injured loads more of propaganda good at sabotage
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers and Kakaluncha
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: DEAD
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy, lots of fish
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, every one has a house, a bunch of smoked meats, some tanned hides, corps, spikes on walls
ziizo / like new again ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals some of them are hurt, zord manual, two space pirate ships, big laser, several large weapons, lots of raw materials, other stuff, massive amount of food, lots of water, several ship engines, a nuclear power generator, a still functional shuttle craft, space station, several space suits, damaged spaceship
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates, fields of corn, a council to rule in your stead, some different kinds of money from the industrial planet, grain similar to wheat, some tubers similar to potatoes, some root vegetables similar to carrots and onions, loads of meat barring animals, pens for animals, new fields for all recently acquired foods
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis / knows the basics of FUNKY magic / blood wings / hands and feet are four hooked talons / teleportation linked with the sorceress / less magic available / doesn't know any spells that make the floor sticky / spell that lets your followers know what you know / even more advanced magic /
Health: DEAD
Inventory: all followers have better defenses, 4 tomes advanced, 11 magical tomes you've read
Spells: Light, Shield, Detect magic, Detects traps, Magic mapping, Resist magic, magic missile, disco dancing, power thrusting, several other advanced spells, some more animals
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere, no doors, as a few more buildings, has an illusion over it to appear as an empty space, enough buildings for everyone, incredibly vulnerable to the Burninators beam, fence around it
CABL / second prophet of FUNK
Health: ??DEAD??
Inventory: incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK, two swords made of pure FUNK energy, machete, God Emperor's severed head, several hundred tiny balls of FUNK
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: FINE
Inventory: can opener, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 1976 cat army with extra sharp claws some of them are pregnant, a box
of candy, several spaceships with weapons, small colonies on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, 5 nuclear bombs, spaceship with guns, death star exhaust port no longer a thing to worry about, planetary shield
Moon DISCO BALL base: several buildings, a few defensive positions
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, split a studio with a fat dog, painting of nothing, tables Piecewise uses to generate loot and other items in his games and the instructions to several of his most recent games and to some you haven't heard of, skeleton porn, some items your not sure if you should be touching with your bare hands, a revolver and ammo, a small shovel, a handful of doubloons, fire helmet, several apples
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire / power of the sun
Health: DEAD
Inventory: six million souls, time machine, bottle of secrete stuff
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers / TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR / even more powerful / fire shield
Health: DEAD
Inventory: badly damaged small spaceship, mini personal computer, missing a few souls
Medium sized fortress on the planet:
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bunch of tools, some of building materials
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: DEAD
Inventory: LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, foundation for a magical ream
TricMagic / Magical / a way more power / Avatar of FUNK / object of worship of the Funkists / even more magical / disorientated
Health: FINE
Inventory: Lots of dinos some injured, some sugar cannons, dozens of different species of plants, lots of seeds, space station without windows, plasma weapons, the rest of the healthy you costume, a coalition that people can't really agree on
America: your base camp that's set up for desert conditions platform to portal, covered in plants, partly destroyed, weather machine, farming tools and equipment, colonized with 584,421 dinos, communications network, fortress, large trench line, shield generators, mine for substance needed for shield generators, missing a lot of power plants, some of the stuff needed to make shield generators, shield generators for all over the world
Mexico: 67,531 dinos, shield generators
The Holy African Union: Better than what it was before the war, 16,642,532 Funkist followers above ground, 319,553 in the bunkers,anti-Imperium propaganda, guerrilla fighters, dirty tactics, city of Johannesburg destroyed, enough bunkers to house everyone, one spaceship capable of flying through hyperspace, spaceship repair manual, knows how to make shield generators, has a lot shield generators, loads of farms
Europe: Destroyed and on fire
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 2,383,983 Funkist followers, no power plants or radio towers
GandalfTheGreyt3791
Health: SLIGHTLY HURT
Inventory:
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
The moon is much bigger and is a DISCO BALL.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
Johannesburg has been destroyed.
Dongguan has been destroyed.
France has been destroyed.
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