November 2, 3:00 AMIt is dark.Its raining.The town the game started in has been destroyed.The Canadian kitten didn't post for the fifth time so random action.Yoink didn't post for the fifth time so random action.GandalfTheGreyt3791 didn't post so random action."Hey, totally worth it. I appreciate all of you sticking with me. Now let's cause some chaos"
Send a telepathic wave over the entire planet, influencing every faction and every organization ((except my followers))) to make a coup at the same time.
"I also need a report for any important recent event that may benefit us"
(Influencing a coup with the Monks = 6) They get found out and killed.
(Influencing a coup with the Army of FUNK = 2) You contact them but they want nothing to do with you.
(Influencing a coup with the Pumpkin Zombies = 6) They also get found out and killed.
(Influencing a coup with Naturegirl1999's followers = 6) They get found out and killed.
(Influencing a coup with CABL's Holy African Union = 1) Turns out your completely unable to contact them.
(Influencing a coup with CABL's Funky States of Australia = 6) You manage to contact them, but they get to excited about the coup and all get found out and killed.
(Influencing a coup with CABL's Middle East = 5) Turns out there were more people still loyal to you there and they join your cause in coup starting.
(Influencing a coup with CABL's China = 2) They want nothing to do with you.
(Influencing a coup with CABL's other Asian holdings = 2) They want nothing to do with you.
(Influencing a coup with TricMagic's Dinosaurs in America = 4) You manage to contact them and they start the coup.
(Influencing a coup with TricMagic's Dinosaurs in Mexico = 1) Your unable to contact these ones as well.
(Getting info on recent events that benefit you = 3) You find out there is a giant laser burning continents off the planet and the guy that killed you is fighting some guy that leads a bunch of dinosaurs or somehing.
Rip the costume off TricMagic, then dash away and don it on myself. Once I put it on, fly over to the Burninator and when it'll charge itself up, use FUNK energy to give me temporary superstrength to lift it and point the beam at TricMagic.
FSA: Build underground bunkers and send every civilian in there, and also organize a colonial evacuation program, before Asia gets hit by the Burninator.
HAU: Quickly build a few more shield generators.
(Ripping the costume off = 4) You quickly pull the costume of of TricMagic and grab the parts he hadn't put on yet and let go of his unconscious body which starts falling to the ground.
(Leaving and putting it on = 6) You then quickly put on the costume, but something goes wrong as you realize to late that the costume was a healthier version of TricMagic and at some point TricMagic became the costume so you've accidentally turned yourself into TricMagic which means TricMagic is able to take control of your body, but in a strange twist of fate you find yourself trapped in TricMagic's mind.
(Flying over to the Burninator = 1) You try to but you no longer have control of the body.
(FSA Build bunkers and send civilians to them = 4) They quickly dig the bunkers and everybody pours in.
(FSA organizing a colonial evacuation program = 6) While they manage to evac some of the smaller colonies it seems the bigger ones will take longer.
(HAU building more shield generators = 5) They quickly build more of them and get them going, and with all of the generators going it seems they are able to completely block the Burninators ray as it hits Africa again!
Some traitors get found out and killed in Australia.
Become the costume itself and take over CABL entirely. You become what you wear, and what you wear is me, therefore you do not exist. Spend my remaining 2 CGA on this.
(Becoming the costume and taking over CABL = 4+1 From CGA) You use the last of your CGAs to become the costume which CABL quickly puts on which magically turns him into you and your now at full health, but it seems he didn't completely die and he seems to be trapped in your mind.
(Dinos evacuating = 5) Massive amounts of them area able to flee.
(Dinos fighting pumpkin zombies = 3) They manage to just barely hold the line and only kill a few.
As all that happens your old body falls back to the ground and blows apart on impact with the ground.
...Shields, bunker's preventing burnination!? THAT IS IT!
Put the Burninator on auto-fire as I don....MY TROGDOR COSTUME
When you wanna do something you do it yourself!
(Setting the Burninator to auto = 5) You flip the switch and activate the Auto Burnination Mode.
(Does it hit the planet = 5) And it hits the planet again.
(Where does it hit = 1) It hits Africa again, but something has happened since last time as the beam is completely negated by their shields.
(Equipping the TROGDOR costume = 5) You quickly return to your hotel room and dig out your TROGDOR costume and within the privacy of your room you equip it and become TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
Continue building more buildings
(5) You continue to magically build more buildings, and when you finish you find that you now have housing for all of your followers.
It turns out some of your mimics were going to betray you so they get killed by some of the others.
Make farms for our new plants and non-sapient animals
(5) Your people quickly get the new plants into the fields to reduce the amount of corn they have to eat, they also build some pens for the new animals.
Enter the mansion.
(5) You quickly run up the driveway and throw yourself through the front door, where your greeted by... nothing no body seems to be home and it doesn't seem like they've been home in a long time as it's covered in cobwebs and dust.
Wake up I must go out and kill!
(3) You just barely manage to wake up but you have one hell of a hang over.
KEEP WALKING TOWARDS THE BRIDGE.
(3) You and your buddy continue to walk but it seems to be just far as hell away from where you started as your still not there yet.
Have the ships get on that planet and start building a secure perimeter around the base camp.
(Ships getting on the planet = 3) They just barely make it through the atmosphere and the ships end up damaged.
(Building a secure perimeter = 1) Then they get attacked by the planes animals and most of the colonists die.
NPC STUFFSee if anyone amongst our group knows how to build a spacecraft.
(6)Only one guy knew how to spacecraft, but he was one of the traitors and was killed.
Continue the ritual until the portal is big enough for us to go through.
(2) No mater what they do they can't make portal bigger.
Keep killing dinosaurs as they were the cause of all of this.
(2) They sit around and do nothing.
(3) They manage to kill a few of them.
(1) Some of them get killed.
Places in space:-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%Percent of America destroyed: 100%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 100%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 50%-
Percent of Naturegirl1999's fortress destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 100%-
Percent of TricMagic's base destroyed: 05%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 100%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 100%Percent of Mexico destroyed: 100%Percent of South America destroyed: 100%Percent of Europe destroyed: 100%Percent of Middle East destroyed: 50.32%Percent of The Holy African Union destroyed: 86.53%Percent of The Funky States of Australia destroyed: 0%Percent of Southeast Asia destroyed: 0%Percent of Oceania destroyed: 0%Percent of China destroyed: 0%Percent of Japan destroyed: 0%Percent of Sakhalin destroyed: 0%Percent of Hawaii destroyed: 0%Yoink
Health: EVEN MORE SLIGHTLY DAMAGED / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills, beer, a creature that's a follower has a handgun, first aid kit, a few rolls of bandages, sewer map, hard hat, some snacks, subway map, map of the city of Bob, one Hell-Weed joint, loads of Hell-Weed, a few shotgun shells, watch
Kakaluncha / clothing fit for the Emperor of Mankind they inspire loyalty / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic / really good at UNO
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves loyal to you, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals loyal to you, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children, 73,451 followers in middle east, 57,482 dinosaurs in America
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers and Kakaluncha
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: DEAD
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy, lots of fish
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, every one has a house, a bunch of smoked meats, some tanned hides, corps, spikes on walls
ziizo / like new again ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals some of them are hurt, zord manual, two space pirate ships, big laser, several large weapons, lots of raw materials, other stuff, massive amount of food, lots of water, several ship engines, a nuclear power generator, a still functional shuttle craft, space station, several space suits, damaged spaceship
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates, fields of corn, a council to rule in your stead, lots of different kinds of money from the industrial planet, grain similar to wheat, some tubers similar to potatoes, some root vegetables similar to carrots and onions, loads of meat barring animals, pens for animals, new fields for all recently acquired foods
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis / knows the basics of FUNKY magic / blood wings / hands and feet are four hooked talons / teleportation linked with the sorceress / less magic available / doesn't know any spells that make the floor sticky / spell that lets your followers know what you know, even more advanced magic
Health: FINE
Inventory: three followers they all have wings of blood and swords, 6 hypnotized demons, 82 weapon and armour mimics can drain life, 78 bits of wall mimics can drain life, all followers have better defenses, 4 tomes advanced, 11 magical tomes you've read
Spells: Light, Shield, Detect magic, Detects traps, Magic mapping, Resist magic, magic missile, disco dancing, power thrusting, several other advanced spells
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere, no doors, as a few more buildings, has an illusion over it to appear as an empty space, enough buildings for everyone
CABL / second prophet of FUNK / Avatar of FUNK
Health: ??DEAD??
Inventory: incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK
The Holy African Union: Better than what it was before the war, 3,036,631 Funkist followers above ground, 321,141 in the bunkers,anti-Imperium propaganda, guerrilla fighters, dirty tactics, two swords made of pure FUNK energy, city of Johannesburg destroyed, enough bunkers to house everyone, one spaceship capable of flying through hyperspace, machete, God Emperor's severed head, spaceship repair manual, several hundred tiny balls of FUNK, knows how to make shield generators, has a lot shield generators
The Funky States of Australia: 21 America Funkists, 8,380,363Funkists, small settlement, shield generators protect it, bunkers for everyone
Europe: Destroyed and on fire
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 2,394,470 Funkist followers
Southeast Asia: 248,392 Funkist followers
Oceania: everyone in New Zealand is dead
China: 6,549,302 Funkist followers
Japan:
Sakhalin: 387,211 Funkist followers
Hawaii: naval base at Perl Harbor
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: FINE
Inventory: can opener, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 1976 cat army with extra sharp claws some of them are pregnant, a box
of candy, several spaceships with weapons, small colonies on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, 5 nuclear bombs, spaceship with guns, death star exhaust port no longer a thing to worry about, planetary shield
Moon DISCO BALL base: several buildings, a few defensive positions
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, split a studio with a fat dog, painting of nothing, tables Piecewise uses to generate loot and other items in his games and the instructions to several of his most recent games and to some you haven't heard of, skeleton porn, some items your not sure if you should be touching with your bare hands
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire / power of the sun
Health: DEAD
Inventory: six million souls, time machine, bottle of secrete stuff
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers / TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR
Health: FINE
Inventory: massive pile of candy, badly damaged small spaceship, sand castle with fusion reactor, mini personal computer, Burninator
Medium sized fortress on the planet:
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bunch of tools, some of building materials
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: DEAD
Inventory: LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, foundation for a magical ream
TricMagic / Magical / a bunch more power
Health: FINE
Inventory: Lots of dinos some injured, some sugar cannons, dozens of different species of plants, lots of seeds, space station without windows, plasma weapons, the rest of the healthy you costume
America: your base camp that's set up for desert conditions platform to portal, covered in plants, partly destroyed, weather machine, farming tools and equipment, colonized with 778,765 dinos, communications network, fortress, large trench line
Mexico: 985,312 dinos
South America: All dead and on fire
GandalfTheGreyt3791
Health: FINE
Inventory:
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
The moon is much bigger and is a DISCO BALL.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
Johannesburg has been destroyed.
Dongguan has been destroyed.
France has been destroyed.
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