With out the shield generators to protect it the Burninator burninated all of North America.Go to the end of the turn to see if you live through the BURNINATION!Kakaluncha has returned.November 2, 2:00 AMIt is dark.Its raining.The town the game started in has been destroyed.Smoke Mirrors didn't post for the tenth time so random action, if he doesn't post by next turn he will become a NPC.The Canadian kitten didn't post for the third time so random action.Avetruetotheimperator didn't post for the third time so random action.Yoink didn't post for the second time so random action.Make the trade with the planet nations
(5) You spend quite a while printing the information and creating booklets since you realized that they have no computers to read the info, then you send down a small ship to each nation and deliver the information packets and in exchange they give your people quite a bit of their local currency.
Lure TricMagic into attacking me by taunting him and dropping my defenses, then when he comes close, do a supercharged FUNK energy kick into his ribs and send him flying directly into the Burninator.
Breaching his shield is not necessary to me as long as TricMagic gets flung into the Burninator.
FSA & HAU: Quickly develop shield generators of our own to protect Australia and/or Africa from being scorched by the Burninator.
Military forces: destroy the shield generators at all costs.
(Taunting TricMagic = 3) You make a few Yo Mama jokes.
(Does this cause him to attack = 6) And apparently he is really protective of his mom and rushes at you and before you can react he bashes you in the face with his shield.
(Supercharged FUNK energy kick to the ribs = 3) You quickly recover from the shield bash and kick him in the chest, but the kick doesn't do that much damage.
(Does he fly into the Burninator = 4) But it is enough to shove him in to the beam, where he is burned quite badly and it appears he's on his last legs.
(FSA & HAU Developing shield generators to protect Australia and Africa = 6) After lots of research and
meth math they figured out how to create such devices, but they require a special element they don't have access to the element of Unobtanium.
(Navy destroying shield generators = 6) They lose some ships to the defenders but they do manage to destroy all coastal shield generators.
(Marines destroying shield generators = 5) They go in and destroy all of the remaining shield generators.
Then TricMagic casts a spell on you that almost kills you, and all your ships and marines explode.
Track down a computer in this world and jump my avatar inside with all the loot.
(Finding another computer = 5) It doesn't take long to find a computer in Piecewise's secret lair.
(Jumping inside with all the loot = 2) Right as your about to jump inside you get grabbed by Piecewise who had been looking for you, and he doesn't seem happy that you were steeling his stuff.
Focus all my power and CGAs on this foe's complete annihilation. What possessed me to attack pumpkins.
((You said to attack the enemies so I assumed that since both CABL's forces and the pumpkin zombies are attacking your people that you would attack both.))
(Killing the ships = 3+1 For CGA) Upon sacrificing a one of your last CGA's you cast a spell that detonates all the munitions in CABL's ships sending them to the bottom.
(Killing the marines = 6) You then cast another spell that causes all of the marines to explode, but this also kills a few of your people as well.
(Killing CBAL = 2+1 For CGA) You then use the last of the power to cast another spell this time on CABL, but he proves to be tougher than all the rest and is able to withstand the spell, but just barely.
(Defending self with magical shield = 2) You get baited into CABL's trap when you go to defend your mothers honor and attack him, but all you get to do is smash him in the face with your shield before he lightly kicks you into the Burninator's deadly beam nearly killing you in the process, but you managed to get out before you died.
(Dinos preparing to evacuate = 1) They continue to run around and panic about what's going on.
(Dinos fighting pumpkin zombies = 6) They continue to fight but this time they start losing some of their own.
(Dinos defending the trench line = 1) Turns out a trench isn't that good of an idea when fighting a swarming enemy.
(Dinos defending from the fortress = 2) Before they can even react a massive wave of pumpkin zombies attacks them and the fort is overwhelmed.
(Dino Candy Magic Corps aiding in the defense = 3) They continue to throw spells but they aren't that effective this time around.
Use spells to cause cracks in the fortress’s stones to seal themselves, the stone growing into place, like a cut healing itself
(3+1 For magic) Using your magical powers you heal the fortress's wounds, returning it to a like new state.
Appear in my afterlife French Puppet state and assume immediate control.
(5) You appear before your people in the after life and they immediately accept you as the ruler again, they had been hoping you would return to them especially the puppers that were ruling the afterlife.
GET THE INFO ON HOW TO GET BACK TO THE BLOODSPORTS DIMENSION.
(2) It turns out the reason they haven't gone back there themselves is because it is a perilous journey involving crossing across the city and a damaged bridge and into the woods, then once in the woods you have to find a well and jump into it.
Scan the planet with life and see what and how many minerals are on it.
(What kind of minerals = 6) It has all know minerals available on it.
(How many are there = 6) And it has shit loads of them.
Find new target and Burninate it.
(Does it hit the planet = 4) And its a direct hit on the planet.
(Where does it hit = 3) And it hits North America and burninates it.
use powers to burn this man to death.
(3) You punch him in the face as hard as possible.
NPC STUFFKeep everything running in the fief.
(4) Everything is running normally in the fief.
Keep training our fighting skills.
(1) It turns out you can improve your skills no more.
Hurry up and kill this guy.
(2) You try to punch him but you miss and he punches your face.
Go out and kill and the dinosaurs.
(6) They kill loads of them but also lose some guys.
(2) They do nothing productive.
(1) They all get killed off.
(2) They sit around and do nothing.
BURNINATION OF NORTH AMERICA!Everyone near where the Burnination is happening need at least a 4 to keep from being Burninated!Naturegirl1999:6 The recent healing spell on the fortress allows it to resist the beam and she survives.
Naturegirl1999's Followers:5 The are also protected by the fortress.
Dustan Hache:3 He faces the same fiat as his followers.
Dustan's people:3 Turns out wooden houses offer no protection.
Smoke Mirrors:3 Even with all his magic he still dies.
Outsider:3 He also dies.
Outsider's Followers:2 They burn up and die.
Outsider's Followers:5 They live by hiding in the deepest part of the monastery.
WyrdByrd:1 He burns up and dies.
WyrdByrd's FUNKY Followers:4 They survive.
North America dinos:5 They also survive.
North America dinos:4 They survive.
North America dinos:2 They burn.
Mexican dinos:2 They burn.
Mexican dinos:6 They survive by hiding a cave.
Mexican dinos:3 They burn.
Candy Magic Corps:2 Now amount of magic could protect them from the beam.
Pumpkin Zombies:4 Somehow they survive.
Pumpkin Zombies:2 They burn up.
Pumpkin Zombies:6 They survive with out an issue.
Pumpkin Zombies:3 They burn up.
Pumpkin Zombies:3 They burn up.
Pumpkin Zombies:5 They survive.
Places in space:-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%Percent of America destroyed: 100%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 100%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 50%-
Percent of Naturegirl1999's fortress destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 100%-
Percent of TricMagic's base destroyed: 05%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 100%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 100%Percent of Mexico destroyed: 100%Percent of South America destroyed: 100%Percent of Europe destroyed: 100%Percent of Middle East destroyed: 50.32%Percent of The Holy African Union destroyed: 24.21%Percent of The Funky States of Australia destroyed: 0%Percent of Southeast Asia destroyed: 0%Percent of Oceania destroyed: 0%Percent of China destroyed: 0%Percent of Japan destroyed: 0%Percent of Sakhalin destroyed: 0%Percent of Hawaii destroyed: 0%Yoink
Health: EVEN MORE SLIGHTLY DAMAGED / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills, beer, a creature that's a follower has a handgun, first aid kit, a few rolls of bandages, sewer map, hard hat, some snacks, subway map, map of the city of Bob, one Hell-Weed joint, loads of Hell-Weed, a few shotgun shells, watch
Kakaluncha / clothing fit for the Emperor of Mankind they inspire loyalty / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic / really good at UNO
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves loyal to you, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals loyal to you, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers and Kakaluncha
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: DEAD
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy, lots of fish
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, every one has a house, a bunch of smoked meats, some tanned hides, corps, spikes on walls
ziizo / like new again ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals some of them are hurt, zord manual, two space pirate ships, big laser, several large weapons, lots of raw materials, other stuff, massive amount of food, lots of water, several ship engines, a nuclear power generator, a still functional shuttle craft, space station, several space suits, damaged spaceship
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates, fields of corn, a council to rule in your stead, lots of different kinds of money from the industrial planet
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis / knows the basics of FUNKY magic / blood wings / hands and feet are four hooked talons / teleportation linked with the sorceress / less magic available / doesn't know any spells that make the floor sticky / spell that lets your followers know what you know, even more advanced magic
Health: FINE
Inventory: three followers they all have wings of blood and swords, 6 hypnotized demons, 132 weapon and armour mimics can drain life, 78 bits of wall mimics can drain life, all followers have better defenses, 4 tomes advanced, 11 magical tomes you've read
Spells: Light, Shield, Detect magic, Detects traps, Magic mapping, Resist magic, magic missile, disco dancing, power thrusting, several other advanced spells
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere, no doors
CABL / second prophet of FUNK / Avatar of FUNK
Health: ALMOST DEAD
Inventory: incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK
The Holy African Union: Better than what it was before the war, 3,042,231 Funkist followers above ground, 321,141 in the bunkers,anti-Imperium propaganda, guerrilla fighters, dirty tactics, two swords made of pure FUNK energy, city of Johannesburg destroyed, enough bunkers to house everyone, one spaceship capable of flying through hyperspace, machete, God Emperor's severed head, spaceship repair manual, several hundred tiny balls of FUNK, knows how to make shield generators but are missing the element unobtanium
The Funky States of Australia: 21 America Funkists, 8,355,543 Funkists, small settlement
Europe: Destroyed and on fire
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 2,462,321 Funkist followers
Southeast Asia: 248,392 Funkist followers
Oceania: 5,894 Funkist followers, everyone in New Zealand is dead
China: 6,549,302 Funkist followers
Japan: 57,382 Funkist followers
Sakhalin: 387,211 Funkist followers
Hawaii: 2,433 Funkist followers, naval base at Perl Harbor
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: FINE
Inventory: can opener, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 1976 cat army with extra sharp claws some of them are pregnant, a box
of candy, several spaceships with weapons, small colonies on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, 5 nuclear bombs, spaceship with guns, death star exhaust port no longer a thing to worry about, planetary shield
Moon DISCO BALL base: several buildings, a few defensive positions
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, split a studio with a fat dog, painting of nothing, tables Piecewise uses to generate loot and other items in his games and the instructions to several of his most recent games and to some you haven't heard of, skeleton porn, some items your not sure if you should be touching with your bare hands
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire / power of the sun
Health: DEAD
Inventory: six million souls, time machine, bottle of secrete stuff
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: massive pile of candy, badly damaged small spaceship, sand castle with fusion reactor, mini personal computer, Burninator
Medium sized fortress on the planet:
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 143,231,423 enlightened pumpkin zombies, even better Master fighters
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: DEAD
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO, 36 people enlightened about the FUNK
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, 12 plant creatures, foundation for a magical realm, 356,789 soldiers
TricMagic / Magical / a bunch more power
Health: ALMOST DEAD
Inventory: Lots of dinos some injured, some sugar cannons, 2 candy gem apples, dozens of different species of plants, lots of seeds, space station without windows, plasma weapons
America: your base camp that's set up for desert conditions platform to portal, covered in plants, partly destroyed, weather machine, farming tools and equipment, colonized with 1,345,543 dinos, communications network, fortress, large trench line
Mexico: 985,312 dinos
South America: All dead and on fire
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
The moon is much bigger and is a DISCO BALL.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
Johannesburg has been destroyed.
Dongguan has been destroyed.
France has been destroyed.
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