November 1, 12:00 AMIts dark.Its cloudy.All of the liquid on Earth has been changed into Bone Healing Juice.Avetruetotheimperator didn't post for the sixth time so random action.Outsider didn't post for the forth time so random action.DO THE PLAN!
(3) Using your summoning circle you initiate your plane to change water into Bone hurting juice, but you only manage to change the Great Lakes into bone hurting juice.
Then suddenly you feel and see that
all the liquid on the planet changed into Bone Healing Juice, this is probably a bad thing for the animals and people of Earth.
EQUIP JOINT TO MOUTH, CONTINUE BLASTING ANY HOSTILE DEMONS
TRY TO WORK OUT WHERE I AM, SOME KIND OF ARENA? HOW THIS PLACE WORK ANYWAY?
(Equipping joint = 2) You would put the joint in your mouth but you find that you already smoked it all.
(Continuing to kill demons = 5) You use your shotgun to kill even more demons.
(Figuring out where you are = 4) You find yourself in an roofed arena similar to the kind you would play football in, with demons in the stands cheering, and the demons you've been killing have been coming out of where the football players would have.
(How does this place work = 3) As far as you can gather its to entertain the demons in the stands, maybe there's a prize if you win or something.
T pose at Power Ranger to humiliate him further
(Your action = 4) You T-pose at him and he seems scarred of your powerful T-posing.
(Power rangers action = 4-1 For head injury) He curls into a ball and whimpers about being T-posed at.
(Animals reaction = 4) The animals start calling the power ranger weak.
No, you fools! You will become enemies of the state if you run! Join me! Join the jacobins!"
Through decapitation means, convince the population to join the Revolution. If that fails, go to France
(Convincing people to join you using decapitation = 2) You quickly run after the fleeing people while swing The Flying Guillotine around, and you decapitate several more of them before they disperse into the ruins and escape you.
(Going to France = 4) You then realize that they aren't going to join you, so you go to an airport and look to see if you can get a plane to France, and luck would have it that there are still planes there and they look like they're in good shape, now all you need is a pilot.
Escape the animal ball and fly away!
(Escaping the corpse ball = 4) It takes several minutes to dig yourself out of the pile of corpses.
(Flying away = 4) You then quickly start flapping arms and fly away.
You then quickly notice someone is floating after you.
Hurry up and try to get the work done before midnight.
(4) You set yourself into overdrive and start rapidly sorting and putting away the papers, and you just barely make it before midnight but at least you finish.
Escape the animal ball and fly away!
Use telekinesis to have me chase TCK. If I can, bring a sword with me
(Using telekinesis to follow The Canadian Kitten = 5) You quickly catch up to The Canadian Kitten with your telekinetic floating, you do see that he has noticed you.
(Finding a sword = 2) You would bring a sword but you can't find one.
Keep FUNKing to stabilize the portal, and attempt to bring more FUNK into this world from the Funkiverse.
(Continuing to FUNK = 4) You keep the FUNK going.
(Stabilizing the portal = 4) Your so FUNKY that the portal stabilizes immediately.
(Bringing more FUNK into the world = 2) Even with the portal stabilized you can't seem to get FUNK to leak out, maybe you need a bigger portal.
Go trash some buildings and craft an arm with a blade instead of hand from the debris.
Just get some small rest to heal my knees and other wounded parts.
(Trashing some buildings to build a new blade arm = 6) You smash several buildings and houses then gather the parts to make a new arm, its less of a blade and more like a giant sword arm.
(Taking a small rest to heal injured parts = 3) You rest for a few minutes, and it doesn't heal you that much maybe you need more rest to see better results.
As the overdiety, corrupt his plan so it becomes Bone Healing Juice instead.
(6) Using your powers you go to change the water that got turned into Bone hurting juice into Bone healing juice, but something goes wrong and you accidentally turn ALL THE LIQUID on Earth into Bone healing juice, you feel that this might go poorly for the people and animals left on Earth as you don't think they can live off the Bone healing juice.
using the candy I found and my unshakable faith, attempt to banish the powers of halloween, at least until next year!
(4) Using the power the candy you have you banish Halloween and at the stroke of midnight Halloween is over and it won't be back until next year, you feel that you might need a lot more candy to banish the God of Halloween.
Continue to look for people to enlighten.
(3) After a few minutes you find one guy and you enlighten him.
Use my mecha to open the door on the other mecha to free the pilot, then drag the damaged mecha back to base for repairs, then use the radio to call for some equipment to help repair the mecha and some more troops to replace those from the APCs that were killed.
(Using mecha to open the other mecha = 5) You quickly pry the door open and free the trapped pilot, and you manage to not damage the mecha anymore that it already was.
(Dragging the damaged mecha to base = 2+2 For mecha) You then spend several minutes dragging the damaged mecha back to base.
(Getting repair equipment = 2) It turns out that you already had the equipment and you forgot about it.
(Repairing the mecha = 4) It takes a long time but the equipment manages to fix the mecha and the pilot gets back inside.
(Replacing the APCs troops = 5) You then use the radio to call the mothership and request new troops to replace the ones that were killed, and a few minute later a ship lands and three new APC crews get out, then the ship flies away.
Then you see the sniper crawl out of the pile of corpses and fly away, then some one else flies after it.
Yoink
Health: A LOT MORE DAMAGE / flaming pants / cuts / burnt / cut face and hand
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips
Kakaluncha / Robespierre costume
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: FINE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, legendary gun thing
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: FINE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water
CABL / Is a house / never able open a portal to the demon bloodsports dimension / giant sword arm
Health: SOME DAMAGE / knees
Inventory: living furniture
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: thirty five fire elementals two injured
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, six billion souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly
Health: MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: Toothbrush, rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: SOME DAMAGED
Inventory: three million souls
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in slightly damaged Mecha
Health: FINE
Inventory: one mecha, three armoured cars, and a slightly damaged tank, some earthnoids weapons, three earthnoids
Base in a park, medical tent, fortified, repair equipment
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: FINE
Inventory: one enlightened guy
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability
Health: FINE
Inventory:
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals lead by a power range looking guy.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a giant ball made from dead animals in the town.
All of the liquid on Earth has been changed into Bone Healing Juice.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
There's a portal to the Funkiverse in the town.
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