October 31, 11:00 PMIts dark.It's raining.The massive army of animals and mutants has been defeated!Avetruetotheimperator didn't post for the forth time so random action.Smoke Mirrors didn't post for the second time so random action.Outsider didn't post for the second so random action.Have the corpses congeal into a sphere of flesh as it runs over other animals adding them to the corpse sphere
(Making a ball of corpses = 5) Using your powers you squish all the corpses into a big ball.
(Running over animals with it = 2) But you added to many bodies to it and now you can't move it.
Return to the original town and call the citizens to rise under my lead for the glory of France
"Citizens of this town! The nobility, and clergies have oppressed the thoughts of the people for far too long! We must rise, and purge the past, so that we may enter a new era of Enlightment!"
(Returning to the town = 5) It takes several minutes for you to walk back to the town.
(Calling out to the citizens = 6) You then call out to the citizens, and a large group of unsavory looking people armed with melee weapons and guns come out of one of the abandoned stores.
(Getting them to join you = 1) You then ask for them to join you, but you figure they aren't that interested in the glory of France when they start shooting at you.
HAVE PUFF
PULL TV REMOTE FROM BETWEEN COUCH CUSHIONS, ATTEMPT TO CHANGE PORTAL CHANNEL TO SOMETHING MORE ENTERTAINING
MAYBE SOME BADASS DEMON BLOODSPORTS OR SOMETHING
(Smoking the joint = 3+1 For lighter) You light your joint and smoke it.
(Finding the TV remote = 5) After several minutes of digging in the couch you finally find the remote.
(Changing the portals channel = 6) You then change the portals channel and eventually find the Demon bloodsports you were looking for, but suddenly the portal grows and you get sucked into the middle of the bloodsports arena.
Get Funky
(3) You start dancing your FUNKY dance, but you trip on your own feet and fall over.
ACTIVATE THE CIRCLE AND REPLACE ALL WATER IN THE WORLD WITH BONE HURTING JUICE
(Activating the circle = 5-3 For something someone did) Using your powers you activate the circle, but something strange happens instead of changing all the water into bone hurting juice you feel your powers get weaker temporarily and you get a sense that someone has fucked with circle.
Keep shooting the mecha
(5) You shoot the mecha several more times, and it seems like you hit something important as it seems to lose the ability to move and powers down.
Besides all the animals getting killed you see all the corpses squish into a giant ball.
Resume my quest to find candy and regain the full power of my holy magic.
(3) After a few minutes of searching around you find one small candy.
Now that my work is "done", I walk home.
(2) As you go to leave you see that there are even more papers on your desk, you don't have any idea of where they might have come from.
Kick him while he is down
(Your action = 4) You kick the power ranger in the chest several times, you hear the animals in the background booing you.
(Power rangers action = 2) He just lays on the ground and coughs up some blood.
Enlarge the portal, suck Yoink into demon bloodsports dimension.
Start eating pedestrians and turn them into fire elements.
(Enlarging the portal = 5) You finally manage to make the portal bigger.
(Sucking Yoink into the demon bloodsport dimension = 4) After a few minutes Yoink finds the remote and changes the portal to the demon bloodsport dimension, then you set the portal to suck and Yoink gets sucked into the bloodsport arena.
(Eating pedestrians = 5) Then you find a whole bunch of random people to eat and turn into fire elementals.
Try to heal myself some more.
(5) Using the rest of the first aid stuff you heal yourself some more.
Continue to meditate and try to find the meaning of life.
(5) It takes what feels like life times but you finally find what you believe to be the meaning of life.
Continue to assist the troops in defending the park, the other mecha shall try to find whats shooting at it and fight back, and the tank shall assist in the finishing off the animals.
(Mecha attacking animals = 5) You go and smash some of the remaining animals with a lamp post.
(Troops attacking the animals = 1) They don't put up much of a fight and get killed.
(Other mecha finding out whats shooting at it = 2) It tries to find whats shooting at it, but it gets shot several more times in the process and losses the ability to move and powers down.
(Tank assisting in attacking the animals = 3) The tank shell manages to kill a few of the animals.
Then all the dead animals squish together into a giant ball.
NPC STUFF:Attack stuff.
(6) They manage to kill off the last APC's troops, but they also get killed off.
Yoink
Health: A LOT MORE DAMAGE / flaming pants / cuts / burnt / cut face and hand
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, joint
Kakaluncha / Robespierre costume
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: FINE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, legendary gun thing
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: FINE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water
CABL / Is a house
Health: A LOT OF DAMAGE / knees / missing one arm
Inventory: living furniture
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: five fire elementals two injured, a whole bunch of fire elemetals
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, more than six billion souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly
Health: FINE
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: Toothbrush, rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: SOME DAMAGED
Inventory:
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in slightly damaged Mecha out of ammo
Health: FINE
Inventory: one badly damaged immobile mecha, three armoured cars without troops, and a slightly damaged tank, some earthnoids weapons, three earthnoids
Base in a park, medical tent, fortified
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: FINE
Inventory:
WyrdByrd
Health: FINE
Inventory:
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals lead by a power range looking guy.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a giant ball made from dead animals in the town.
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