(Added a spoiler for world stuff that I might forget about.)
October 31, 8:00 PMThe sun is setting.It's raining.A massive army of animals and mutants is approaching the town they have armour, weapons, and vehicles, and will be arriving in one turn.Avetruetotheimperator didn't post so random action.Smoke Mirrors didn't post so random action.CABL didn't post so random action.Rush towards Dustan Hache and decapitate him in a non lethal way. Meanwhile, mutate the trees so that they become giant Kaijus
(Nonlethal decapitation = 6-1-3 For armour and parrying) You rush the knight and attempt to decapitate him with out killing him, but he parrys your attack and prevents his nonlethal decapitation.
Then the knight counterattacks with his sword and deals a decent amount of damage causing you to bleed.
(Mutating the trees into kaijus = 2) You then try to mutate the trees but it doesn't seem to do anything to them.
talk to the soldier. Try to learn more about the empire Earth will be integrated intoIf I may ask, what made you choose this planet? If I had a weapon or armor, I might be able to help with any attacks. To be honest, before the apocalypse, human leaders cared about power and money above all else, and for all I know, stupid decisions probably caused whatever happened to start the apocalypse. I would hope an interplanetary leadership focuses on its citizens and doesn’t put money first, as our “governments” tend to do. The other humans seem to be worried about becoming slaves, but this doesn’t have to be the case. There are numerous unemployed people since the apocalypse, and we can likely be given jobs within the empire. After all, an integrated population is much less likely to riot than an uncontent population. Human empires tend to fall and split up when the empire gets so big and they don’t care about the citizenry, causing revolts
((I can't actually answer these questions, as its Avetruetotheimperator's stuff and he didn't post.))
(Auto 2) Before you can ask anything the alien soldier walks out of the tent.
Fly around the mecha and start buzzing like a fly
(4) While the mecha's giving out orders you fly around him and start buzzing he seems to be annoyed by this.
Get back to my postapocalyptic cubicle and invent more ways to cut up paper.
(2) You spend several minutes cutting up various pieces of paper to see if you come up with anything unique, but in the end you discover that it has all been done before.
Excellent feast on victory then back to the car and keep driving in direction of the Power Ranger
(Feasting = 3) You eat the feast of meats you prepared its good but it could have used some seasonings.
(Driving towards the power ranger = 2) You then walk out to the hatchback and start to drive towards the power ranger's base, but you find that most of the roads have been blocked with a bunch of random crap, doesn't look like you'll be driving into the base.
NEED BIGGER METEOR. SUMMON THE CERES ASTEROID AND THROW IT AT THE NEW "OVER"DEITY OF "ALL" HOLIDAYS.
(Summoning Ceres = 6) You uses your godly powers to summon the asteroid know as Ceres to your current position.
(Throwing it at Smoke Mirrors = 3) You then throw Ceres at Smoke Mirrors through a portal to Super Hell where it slams into the Unholy Pail's fortress and destroyes it, you feel that Smoke Mirrors was only minorly injured in the explosion.
Use my sword to parry his rush at me, then counterattack with a powerful uppercut slash!
(Parrying the rush = 5) The ninja Elvis rushes at you and you parry his attack before he gets close.
(Powerful uppercut slash = 4) You then counter with a uppercut slash, and deal quite a bit of damage and cause some bleeding.
CLOSE THE DOOR BEFORE ANYONE CAN FOLLOW ME
LOCK IT/MAYBE BARRICADE WITH CHAIR OR SOMETHING
THEN GO FIND THE KITCHEN AND SEE WHAT THERE IS TO EAT
(Closing and barricading the door = 4) You slam the door shut then lock it and throw every piece of furniture you can grab at the door.
(Looting the kitchen for food = 1) As you walk onto the kitchen you're attacked by a chair, the you see that all the furniture in the house is coming to life and trying to attack you.
Have the tank continue to attack the house, while everyone else starts setting up fortifications around the town to prepare for the incoming army.
The earthnoid sniper is still flying around you, but now it's started buzzing and its annoying.
(Tank attacking the house = 1) The tank trys to attack the house but it gets attacked and badly damaged, the crew calls for backup and tells you that the tank is damaged and unable to fight back.
(Setting up fortifications = 6) After a bit of work your troops fortify the area around the park and surrounding buildings, as well as creating choke points and kill zones.
Defeat the Unholy Pail and get out of Super Hell.
(Defeating the Unholy Pail = 1) After a bit of messing with the door to your cell you mannage to open it, then suddenly everything explods as a massive mettior slams into the building, you get slamed into a wall but you survive, you also feel that the Unholy Pail also suvived the mettior.
Go punch the tank.
Fire elementals set the tank in fire.
Yoink is currently being attacked by the furniture inside of you.
(Punching the tank = 4) You run up to the tank and punch the gun's barral bending and rendering it unusable.
(Fire elementals setting the tank on fire = 4) Then the fire elementals set it on fire preventing the crew from escaping.
Yoink
Health: MORE DAMAGE / flaming pants / cuts / burnt
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper
Kakaluncha / Ninja Elvis
Health: MORE DAMAGE / bloody nose / cut face / Bleeding
Inventory: a bowl, three animated trees
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: MORE DAMAGE / damaged fists / broken arm
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword
Fiefdom: walls damaged, low food, crops in bad shape, low moral, hunting party, damaged buildings
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies
Health: FINE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water, one person
CABL / Is a house
Health: MORE DAMAGE / knees / missing one arm
Inventory:
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: five fire elementals two injured
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, Samhain Attorney At Law, thirty souls, more than six billion souls, a bunch of demons, GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE V.3.0: 2 HELL 4 YOU: Has real monsters and mutants and sentience
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: Toothbrush, rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS
Health: MORE DAMAGE
Inventory:
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in Mecha
Health: FINE
Inventory: one mecha, three armoured cars, and a badly damaged tank, some earthnoids weapons, three earthnoids
Base in a park, medical tent, fortified
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals lead by a power range looking guy.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist.
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