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[CABL]

Fire elementals: Keep Yoink pinned to his cover.
Open my door and blast out some Great Fireballs at Yoink.

[Enemy post]

Do my work on the discarded corners, maybe I can find some sort of inspiration that way.

[Yoink]

NEW PLAN

COMMANDO-ROLL PAST FIRE GUYS AND SHOOT HOUSE IN ITS GAS LINE

[King Zultan]

Do to the forum going down last night I'm gonna delay the turn, because instead of working on it I was looking at memes went to sleep early.

This also gives Avetruetotheimperator a chance to post their action.

[Avetruetotheimperator]

Return them back to basecamp for medical treatment and other stuff. Can't have any "future civilian occupants" die on the job.

[King Zultan]

October 31, 6:30 PM
It's raining.

Observe the surroundings

The mecha takes you and the others back to the park and where you're put in a tent and healed with advanced technology.
(4) You look around the tent and see some super advanced equipment and the other three people from your group, you can't see anything else because the tent has no windows.

keep killing animals

(4) You hold your ground and continue to beat any animals that comes near the doorway to death, there are still a bunch of animals but at least your winning.

FUSE WITH GATES OF HELL V.4 AND SAMHAIN TO BECOME THE OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN!

(6) Using all the powers you have available to you, you fuse with the Gates of Hell and Samhain, and become the ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN!

Start shooting at the mecha, aim for the pliot

(Shooting the mecha =  1) You get the shot lined up perfectly on the pilots head and you go to shoot, but nothing happens so you check the rifle and it turns out it isn't loaded, looks like you forgot to load it.

"You idiot! Then you have doomed your home! I was willing to tell you how you could save it!"

Send the clones to ravage his fief, and all of it's lands. Meanwhile, use the knight's sword to break his spine, so that he won't move anymore

(Clones attacking the fief = 5) Your clones run out towards the fief and start the attack by damaging buildings.
(People in the fief defending = 4) Then the people of the fief rush out to defend their homes and beat the Elvis clones back.
(Breaking the knights spine with his own sword = 1) You try to stab the knights spine but his armour deflects the sword.
Then the knight starts punching, and keeps punching you until he's punched all the magic out of your body, you are no longer in the Ultra Presley State and you lost your regenerative powers.

Ahem

USE THE POWER OF THE HOLY GRAIL TO BECOME THE OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS.

(Finding the holy grail = 6) After spending a long time of searching Super Hell you finally find the Holy Grail, but right as you go to grab it it reveals that it isn't the Holy Grail but in fact The Unholy Pail and you have fallen into its trap, you are then grabbed by evil milk demons and thrown into a jail cell.
(Becoming the overdeity of all holidays = 2) You can't do that because you got trapped by The Unholy Pail.

“And yet you are the one attempting to destroy it and harm the innocents living there. You sully the name of Elvis Presley with your thievery, your blind pursuit of power, and your destructive acts against those who aren’t involved! have at thee!”
beat and bludgeon the rest of the magic out of him with my fists and shield!

Ninja Elvis tries to stab you in the spine with your sword, but your armour deflects the sword.
(6) Using all of your rage you punch magic out of the fake Elvis, injuring your fists in the process.

Fire elementals: Keep Yoink pinned to his cover.
Open my door and blast out some Great Fireballs at Yoink.

(Fire elementals suppressing fire = 3) They continue to throw fireballs at Yoink, but almost all of them miss.
Then Yoink rolls out of the gas station past all of the fire elementals and towards you.
(Shooting some great fireballs = 4) You use this as an opportunity to vomit up a large fireball at him and it hits and burns him some more.

Do my work on the discarded corners, maybe that is the real technique.

(4) You quickly grab all the cut corners and start to work on them, and after several minutes of work you find that they aren't that different than the rest of the stuff you've been working on.

NEW PLAN

COMMANDO-ROLL PAST FIRE GUYS AND SHOOT HOUSE IN ITS GAS LINE

(Rolling past the fire guys = 5) You roll out if the building and roll past the fire guy, but right after you finish rolling the house vomits a large fireball at you, burning you some more.
(Shooting the house in the gas line = 2) You try to shoot the gas line, but you discover that it doesn't have one.

Return them back to basecamp for medical treatment and other stuff. Can't have any "future civilian occupants" die on the job.

(5) The trip back to the park base is uneventful, and you place the earthnoids in the medical tent that was recently set up and they get healed.

Spoiler: Character stuff, so I don't forget about stuff. (click to show/hide)

Yoink
Health: MORE DAMAGE / flaming pants / cuts / burnt
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper

Kakaluncha / Ninja Elvis
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE / bloody nose
Inventory: a bowl, several ninja Elvis clones two stabbed in mouth one has been starbeamed one has the knights sword

Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: SOME DAMAGE / damaged fists
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield
Fiefdom: walls damaged, low food, crops in bad shape, low moral, hunting party, damaged buildings

ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas,  lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD

Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies
Health: FINE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water, one person

CABL / Is a house
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE / knees
Inventory:
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: five fire elementals one injured

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, Samhain Attorney At Law, thirty souls, more than six billion souls, a bunch of demons, GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE V.3.0: 2 HELL 4 YOU: Has real monsters and mutants and sentience

The Canadian kitten / ability to fly
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver

Enemy post
Health: FINE
Inventory: Toothbrush, rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world

Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic
Health: FINE
Inventory:

Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in Mecha
Health: FINE
Inventory: one mecha, three armoured cars, and a tank, some earthnoids weapons, three earthnoids
Base in a park, medical tent

[Naturegirl1999]

Take a closer look at the equipment to try and figure out what it does

[ziizo]

Keep killing until I am covered with blood and no animal around is left alive

[Smoke Mirrors]

Screw it, this all began with legal nonsense, so too will it end.

Rename the holiday currently known as Halloween, “Spooksmas” and rename the smallest discovered asteroid as “Halloween.”
To clarify ADN will still remain overdiety of Halloween, just not the one he wants.

[Kakaluncha]

Okay, the clones will break the knight's arms and legs. Meanwhile, I will devour his fief life force, and ravage the lands until it's nothing but ashes.

"I'm obviously using self defense, Ser. I only stole you a bowl of candy, and then you stabbed me, so I must ravage your realm in return!"

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

HALLOWEEN IS PUBLIC DOMAIN YOU GIT. TAKE THE SMALLEST METEOR AND THROW IT AT 5000 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT AT SMOKEY AND MIRRORS.

[The Canadian kitten]

Reload the gun and start shooting

[Avetruetotheimperator]

Now that that's settled, finish securing the town in my fully armored mech! Include stomping on any idiot trying to fire at it with mere small arms too. Can't have total idiots who think they can pierce the fully enclosed mech living now can we!

[Enemy post]

Bring my new method to my boss and openly brag about it. Now we can use each piece of paper four times instead of just two.

[Dustan Hache]

“one, that’s not how self defense works, that is arson and murder as escalation. Two, the reason I attacked you was because of your unholy rituals, which endanger EVERYONE, not just me or my fief!”
Reclaim my sword and stab him through the chest with it to keep him from attacking my fief and all who live in it!