December WEEK 1While everyone was away, the masterplan of Expendable Robsoie reached completion : hiding in the infirmary and convincing everyone that they should let her command.
It was easier than Expendable Robsoie thought as the Gals liked booze and Robsoie had lot of it in the infirmary to get everyone on her side.
A great party was organised to make sure the reign was correctly setup, unfortunately one of the plantation exploded due to some drunken Gals pressing some combination of button none knew about
Then we noticed someone sold a lot of fruits and vegetables, probably to add more money in order to spend it on useless shiny stuff.
Anyways, once the party was over Expendable Robsoie started to show her true colors , she immediately ordered a complete military rule, no more fun and etc, now it was time to shoot more things with immediate effect according to her words, surprisingly the Gals took it well.
Many exploding stuff was ordered from the black market, as apparently "things must explode" according to the new ruler.
A Spartan Scout was very afraid from learning that, and decided it was a good idea to share her knowledge of
Fuso SwordSoon enough a Gal probably smarter than the others decided to give names to random things, leading the brainers to invent the concept of
Named DogsEveryone thought it was a weird idea, someone decided to make a song out of it , it made some kind of noise, leading one of the Brainer to wonder if that could be
VooDooYeah, none was really taking them seriously anyways, especially after Expendable Robsoie ordered everyone to wear swimsuit until she would get a better idea. Man we were so doomed.
Fortunately we were starting to understand
Kevlar Armor Parts That at least could lead us to a way of not dying so soon when shot once the leader would have enough of the swimsuits.
It was time for a bounty hunt, the boss really wanted to explode things and we thought a bounty hunt would be perfect for this
Meanwhile a few very small ufo were flying around, probably civilians but our super slow "Terror of Ta Deep" would never catch them so we never bothered.
Boss called for buying a faster ship, but the finances weren't that good anymore so she was convinced to take some more time in the infirmary instead, but on the way she run into some odd thing she decided to call
Scoped RifleAs if it wasn't obvious.
Fortunately the Brainers came with something more interesting :
Combat ShotgunAh something mighty nice to auto shoot things, at least it allowed us to purchase more of them and more ammo.
Anyways, all that happened while the transport ship was slowly progressing toward a level C bounty hunting, a Mage and his goons were fleeing from the result of their evil deeds, the boss ordered him to be exploded ... of course.
According to Expendable Robsoie orders, one of the Gal deployed the mortar and started to shell the locked ship in the top of the tower, the goal was obviously to explode its roof then explode the mage and his pals inside.
It actually worked to the surprise of everyone, but before the Mage and his crew inside the ship died an exploding way, a noblewoman, probably one of the Mage friend that forgot to get into the locked ship, was shot down by shotgun
(too bad you can't hear in that screenshot the numerous death screams that followed that explosion, the Gals appreciated them for some reason)
The success was complete, everyone had exploded as required by Expendable Robsoie, the noblewoman somehow survived her wounds so we took her for interrogation later.
No wounded Gal, that was just brillant, maybe the boss plan of exploding everything was a good idea after all instead of a predictable disaster, though it would be hard to get more people for the brainers interrogation party, unless they can interrogate guts and body parts.
While we were waiting for more ammo to come from the black market another level C bounty hunt came up. The boss from the infirmary ordered "explode them all" again , the crew of our molasse transport was re-arranged with the best TU gals (well the ones not wounded) to get in, we needed all the TU we could for moving and exploding things, helped by the swimsuits.
During the flight the Gals learned with joy that the brainers discovered it was possible to manufacture Guerilla Gear, something that works great in day and night camo and is very good for reaction fire. Hopefully not reaction fire with explosive launchers as it would get messy fast.
Guerilla Gear require kevlar meshes, good we have the technology to extract them from the many kevlar stuff we have.
The mission was taking place on some ruined archeological dig (similar to the cellars), it was filled with several kind of zombies.
Rince Winded was really hot for this kind of thing with her Grenade Launcher, maybe too hot
She went to sleep a bit after (good we had bandages as the boss wasn't against them fortunately) and after some dungeon crawling there were more undead being dead again.
Once at base , things calmed down a bit until the end of the week.
Next week we should get some underwater adventure or another bounty hunt, the better things are exploding the more happy the boss is.
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